Jokes about the Mid-Autumn Festival

The jokes about the Mid-Autumn Festival are as follows:

1. I am looking forward to the Mid-Autumn Festival and the homework is near.

2. My mother asked me why I didn’t go to play during the Mid-Autumn Festival. To be honest, if I were rich, you wouldn’t even be able to see my shadow.

3. When will the bright moon appear? Lift the cake and ask the sky. I wonder how much the heavenly bread can be sold for?

4. Teacher, I’m sorry, I won’t do homework during this Mid-Autumn Festival holiday because I am allergic to homework.

5. Three days of Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, in exchange for three pounds of homework.

6. Others enjoy the moon during the Mid-Autumn Festival and eat moon cakes, but I enjoy the books and do my homework during the Mid-Autumn Festival.

7. My colleague received a Chinese Valentine’s Day gift today, 100 mooncakes. When he opened each one, there were roses inside! There is also a greeting card: "Put on the ring in the rose, I will wait for you at the Civil Affairs Bureau." Are you touched? The cheating thing is that our whole office is now trying hard to eat mooncakes. Ring, which rose are you in?

8. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Thinking about how much my wife has paid for me, I am going to give her some delicious mooncakes to eat? The policeman grabbed my hand: This is how you grab the five-nut mooncakes. reasons.

9. When I was a child during the Mid-Autumn Festival, the old man always told me the story of Chang'e. But I only thought about moon cakes and was not interested in Chang'e. Now that I am celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival, I have no interest in mooncakes anymore. I am always thinking about Chang'e.

10. Birds without power will fly away, and people without money will disappear. Enjoying cakes and hats and celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival alone.