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Funny classic jingle super funny

Many interesting jingles are created by talented people, and everyone also likes to say some interesting jingles. Below are some particularly interesting jingles that I compiled. If you are interested, come and take a look.

Specially interesting jingle

1. If fooling around is done well, it is called love; if domination is done well, it is called marriage; if frigidity is done, if If you do it well, it is called strict chastity; if you conceal the impotence well, it is called staying pregnant.

2. Flower ducks and colorful clouds? The colorful clouds are reflected in the water, and the flower ducks swim on the water. Xia means colorful clouds, and duck means Mahua duck. The Mahua duck swims into the colorful clouds, and the colorful clouds trap the Mahua duck. I was so happy that Duck was so happy that I smashed Xia into pieces. I couldn't tell whether it was Duck or Xia.

3. Hammer competition? There is a hammer to the east of the furnace and a hammer to the west of the furnace. Two people come to compete. I don’t know if the hammer is faster than the hammer? Or is it the hammer? The hammer is faster than the hammer, the hammer is faster?

4. Soup to scald the pagoda? Old Tang served egg soup and climbed the pagoda on a stool, but because the stool was too slippery, the soup was poured on the pagoda to scald the pagoda.

5. Little cat? The little cat loves to draw. He first draws a wintersweet flower, and then draws a small trumpet. He takes the wintersweet flower with him, blows the trumpet, and goes home to see his mother. Mom meets her. Laugh haha.

6. Uncle Six and Uncle Six? Uncle Six and Uncle Six, they lent me six buckets and six liters of green beans. After finishing the harvest, catch the beans and return six buckets and six liters of green beans to your six uncles and six uncles.

7. A man always has a smile on his face and his eyes sparkle. He is either a slut or a swindler! A woman with enlarged breasts and slim waist, who is slutty and coquettish, will either take out your pocket or put a black knife on you! In these days and months Monsters and monsters, be careful!

8. Planting winter melons? The Dong family of the Dong family of Dongmen, Tong and Dong families, grow the same winter melons. The Tong family knows that the Dong family’s winter melons are big, so when they come to The Dong family learns to grow winter melons. The Dong family of Mendong know how to grow winter melons, so they came to teach the Tong family of Dongmen how to grow winter melons. Both the Tong family and the Dong family know how to grow winter melons, and the winter melons grown by the Tong and Dong families are bigger than barrels.

9. Good boy? The Zhang family has a little Yingzi, and the Wang family has a little pillar. The little Yingzi of the Zhang family dresses and washes her socks by herself, and sweeps the floor and wipes the table every day. The little pillar of the Wang family picked up a wallet and returned it to the aunt in the backyard. Xiaoyingzi, Xiaozhu, they are both good children.

10. Ginkgo tree? I passed by my uncle’s door and saw a ginkgo tree planted in front of my uncle’s door. There were hundreds of white turtle doves standing on the ginkgo tree, so I picked hundreds of them. A piece of white stone, hit those hundreds of white turtle doves.

11. Piggy? The little pig carries the hoe and walks away with a squeak. The birds sang on the branches, the piglets turned to look, the hoe hit the stone, and the stone hit the pig's head. The piglet resents the hoe, and the hoe resents the pig's head.

12. Cripple? A lame man came from the north, carrying a bundle of pegs. A lame man came from the south, carrying a basket of eggplants. The lame man carrying the eggplant slapped the lame man carrying the eggplant. The lame man carrying the eggplant beat the lame man carrying the prong with an eggplant.

13. Geese crossing the river? The elder brother and the younger brother sat in front of a slope. There was a goose lying on the slope, and a river flowed down the slope. The elder brother said: wide river, and the younger brother said: white goose. The geese have to cross the river, and the river has to cross the geese. I don’t know if it’s the geese crossing the river or the river crossing the geese.

14. Put beans in your pocket? Put beans in your pocket, fill your pocket with beans, and leak beans out of your pocket. Pour out the beans, mend the broken bag, mend the bag, and fill the bag with beans again, filling the bag without leaking beans.

15. "When you are young, find someone who is good-looking, when you get married, find someone who is hardworking and capable, after divorce, find someone who is wealthy, and when you die, find someone who is still there."

Classic Interesting jingle

1. Cat nose? A white cat has a black nose, a black cat has a white nose; a black cat’s white nose is broken, a white cat’s black nose is broken, a white cat’s black nose is broken, and it’s peeled off Use chaff to patch your nose; a black cat’s white nose will not be broken, so you can’t peel off chaff to patch its nose.

2. Green apples for falling in love, figs for secret love, pistachios for love at first sight, fruitless love for free, true love eats candy, affair love eats the bitter fruit, lightning love eats the forbidden fruit, passionate love eats the consequences, you want What fruit should I eat?

3. Poor man: his career belongs to the country, his honor belongs to his unit, his achievements belong to his leader, his salary belongs to his wife, his property belongs to his children, and his mistakes belong to him.

4. Sixty-six cows? The sixty-six-year-old old man Lu built sixty-six buildings, bought sixty-six baskets of oil, raised sixty-six cows, and planted sixty-six cows. Sixteen weeping willows. Sixty-six baskets of oil were piled in sixty-six buildings; sixty-six cows were tied to sixty-six weeping willow trees. Suddenly a gust of wind blew down sixty-six buildings, overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows, killed sixty-six cows, and seriously injured the sixty-six-year-old Lu. old man.

5. Men are tired, so they hit their backs; men are worried, so they want to wash their hair; men are miserable, so they often gamble; men are busy, so they often go to the wrong bed. Is it easy for a man?

6. "My wife is the operating system, and it is very troublesome to install and uninstall it; my secretary is my desktop, and I can change it every day as long as I am interested; my lover is the Internet, and I can enjoy endless glory and spend money constantly; my lady is my desktop, and I can change it every day if I am interested." It is pirated software, remember to kill the virus first before using it!"

7. Men have eight fears: first, they are afraid that their lover will get pregnant, second, they are afraid that their wife will fight for their life, third, they are afraid that the young lady will be sick, fourth, they are afraid of public reaction, and fifth, they are afraid that their lover will be cheated on. , six are afraid of mahjong fireworks, seven are afraid of stolen money being stolen, and eight are afraid that Viagra will not work.

8. My mother scolded the horse? My mother planted hemp, and I went to herd the horse. When the horse ate the hemp, my mother scolded the horse.

9. Build a house? Pick up a small pebble and draw a square grid on the ground. After drawing the grid, build a house. Draw a large square grid to build a big house. Draw a small square grid to build a small house. The house upstairs is given to the pigeon, and the house downstairs is given to the little rabbit.

10. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man cannot survive without fighting; if a man is rich, , and everyone is destined; if a man is reliable, a pig can climb a tree!

11. "Wine, in a bottle, is like water. When you drink it, you will be haunted by ghosts in your stomach. When you talk, you will wander. When you get up and move your legs, you will become impotent while lying on the bed. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water. You will regret it when you get up in the morning. It is still beautiful when you pick up the wine glass at noon!"

12. When his wife gets angry, a man has to hide; when his wife gets angry, he has to hide. When his wife gets rich, a man will lose his footing; when his wife gets rich, a man will step down.

13. Gun and chaff? There is a window on the wall, a gun above the window, and a basket of chaff under the window. The gun fell into the chaff, and the chaff buried the gun. The chaff needs a gun when it comes to the window, the chaff wants a gun on the wall, and the wall wants a gun on the window. If we don't give in to each other, the chaff can't drive away the gun, and the gun can't hit the windows or walls.

A selection of particularly interesting jingles

1. Split the fruit? Duoduo and brother, sit down and split the fruit. Brother, let Duoduo, let brother Duoduo. Everyone said I wanted to be small, and grandma was happy.

2. Maomao and Cat? Maomao has a red hat, and Cat has gray fur. Maomao wanted Maomao's gray hair, and Maomao wanted Maomao's red hat. Maomao gave the red hat to Maomao, and Maomao gave Maomao some gray hairs.

3. The family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters tall, has a rural household registration with primary school education, has a dilapidated house with three rooms and one acre of thin farmland, and has no wife who can cook hot pot or hot stove. He keeps taking medicine all year round. Today, he sent a text message to recruit girlfriends. Are you willing to join hands on the revolutionary road?

4. Seven stars in the sky? Seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the stage, seven warblers on the tree, seven nails on the wall . Bang, bang, bang, seven nails were pulled out. Oh shush oh shush away seven warblers. Ping-ping-pong-pong-pong-pong tramples seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind came and blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered seven stars.

5. Put the beans in the bucket? Put the black beans in the black bucket, put the black beans in the black bucket, put the black beans in the black bucket, put the black beans in the black bucket. I don’t know whether to put black beans in the black bucket or black beans in the black bucket.

6. Is there a boat in the river? There is a boat in the river. There is a white sail on the boat. The wind blows the sail and the boat moves forward. When there is no wind, the sail falls and stops the boat.

7. The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to stir up troubles; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in telling lies so that they can see ghosts in daylight.

8. White stone pagoda? The white stone is white and slippery, so we moved the white stone to build the white pagoda. White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda on white stone pagoda, white pagoda on white stone pagoda. Build the white stone pagoda. The white stone pagoda is white and slippery.

9. Send flowers? Huahua has two red flowers, and Honghong has two yellow flowers. Huahua wants yellow flowers, and Honghong wants red flowers. Huahua gives Honghong a red flower. , Honghong gave Huahua a yellow flower.

10. Silkworms and cicadas? This is a silkworm, that is a cicada. Silkworms often hide in leaves, and cicadas often sing in the forest.

11. Basin and bottle? There is a basin on the table, and there is a bottle in the basin. Bang bang bang bang, bang bang bang bang. I don’t know whether the bottle touches the basin or the basin touches the bottle.

12. Life is really wasted and there are always a lot of worries, so I try hard to find a handsome guy to dance with and sing love songs with. Within three and a half days, the handsome guy turns into a devil. After more than ten days of cold war, From now on we all live our own lives; looking back, I am happiest when I am single