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1. Xiao Lv said to mother donkey: Mom, someone sent me a malicious message before April Fool's Day, so I can't come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, the pig will come back. If it is a donkey, we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day when you pass me, I will fall for you. If I don't smash you, it will be in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!

I am sending you this message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this ten-cent message is an April Fool's Day gift from me.

You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, echoing in my heart for a long time like the most beautiful melody in the world. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off. ...

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in Saibei. Sorry, Kaka is stuck.

6. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you were infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are wearing uniforms, full of vitality, neatly arranged, and striding through your body. ...

7. Since I met you, you should know exactly where you are in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are … two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Dear users, your mobile phone currently has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If the ATM does not accept business, please hit the ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it on the ground as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. Weather forecast: RMB will be deposited in this area tonight, and there will be checks in the northwest and gold bars in some areas! The meteorological department reminded the public to prepare big sacks and prepare to make a fortune! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message! Happy April Fool's Day.

12. Forward this message for 3 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and it will cost 3 yuan! Happy April Fool's Day.

13. Furniture is made of wood, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, trained talents, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages, and idiots who read short messages. Happy April Fool's Day.

14. I saw you in the street. You are with someone. I saw at a glance that he was not a good man. He's been patting your ass behind you. I said to him angrily, stop the donkey driver in front! Happy April Fool's Day.

15. I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. When I am free, I lie on the grass and watch you eat grass gently! Happy April Fool's Day!

16. You are so cute, poor and unloved; You look really good. It's really not your fault that you look like this. You are a genius, a born fool; You are very emotional, stingy and neurotic. Happy April Fool's Day!

17. Every city is prone to rain, just like I miss you everywhere. Missing is a sweet and sour fruit, especially at night. Memories full of uncertain emotions, miss you, miss you, want to beat you! Happy April Fool's Day.

18. It is real gold, never afraid of blazing fire; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts through the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day.

19. If you were a comet, I would see you every night; If you are a meteor, I will wait for you every night; It's a pity that you are a gorilla, so I have to buy a ticket to see you in the zoo! Happy April Fool's Day!

Last night, my friends thought a lot, so did I. Only you are the coolest. I searched for you in my dream. When I suddenly turned around, you were tied to the depths of someone else's donkey shed, cruel! Cruel! Please calm down after reading it! Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1. Send you a basket of fruits: a gourd like your figure, a watermelon like your face, a strawberry like your nose, a litchi like your youth bean, a pistachio like your eyes, and a durian like your body! Happy April Fool's Day!

22. The weather is getting worse and worse, and I am worried about you; Cover the quilt at night, and be careful that your feet are frozen; Eating bones will supplement calcium; Don't call me bad, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

23. I have a poem that many people in the world know. When a fool reads this poem, knowing it means knowing it, but not knowing it means not knowing it. I know you are a fool. A fool must be reading this poem when he hears the cell phone creaking. Happy April Fool's Day.

24. The autumn wind starts and the autumn wind cuts for you; Looking for you between the mountains and rivers at sunrise; If you run, you will be chased by smelly sweat; Catch up with you and take your family to stew you! Alas, it is not easy to beat a dog! Happy April Fool's Day!

25. I heard that your mouse moved and the fly smoked into the hospital. Just now, I saw your cockroach buying a freshener in the supermarket, and the bug also came to buy perfume. Dude, wash your feet! Happy April Fool's Day!

26. I miss you and have a warm feeling; Seeing you is a painful expectation; Loving you is my lifelong pursuit; Dreaming of you is my eternal feeling. In fact, beating you is what makes me happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

27. I have a poem that many people in the world know. When a fool reads this poem, knowing it means knowing it. I wonder if I don't know. I know you are a fool. A fool must be reading this poem when he hears the telephone ring. Happy April Fool's Day.

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. When I am free, I lie on the grass and watch you eat grass gently! Happy April Fool's Day!

29. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message! Happy April Fool's Day.

30. Bajie met an old man and he asked, Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao Jia Yulan? Yue Lao Dao: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will be a shemale!

3 1. Chasing you, chasing you and I chasing you, just like a hunter chasing a fox; Kiss you, kiss you, I kiss you, just like an old man eating corn.

32. The deleted address book will be lost. A moment, please. ...

Last night, I dreamed that you fell into a stinking cesspit. You climbed up and said, after all, you have a good life, even the cesspit smells good.

Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "I'm cured" to the wild advertisement above.

35. When the Tang Priest took his three disciples for a short rest, he went to Pig Bajie to see them and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have the leisure to read short messages!"

36. I made a bet with my friend yesterday. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! ! Smooth my lost heart.

37. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked to a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and found that it said mental hospital.

38. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly and as hardworking as a bee. You are very similar in all aspects. No wonder everyone calls you ... Beast!

39. You are malicious, you are malicious, you are really malicious; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so whoever you catch will be cheated!

40. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!

4 1. The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!

42. Forward this message for 3 times, and you will get lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and it will cost 3 yuan!

43. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

44. The vast sky makes you soar, beautiful stories are played by you, kind children should chase them, and humorous messages are sent to the little turtle! ! !

45. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes always stare at me. I really can't refuse your "good dog, take you for a walk".

No matter where you are, just smile at the sky and shout "I am a beauty" three times, and I will appear in front of you. This article comes from Q Fuwang.

47. Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe it's all predestined by heaven, pulling us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?

48. Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide a quick wisdom book, as long as you insist on reading "$&; & lt You can learn it after ten times.

49. You were practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psychopath came after you with a kitchen knife. You turn and run until you come to a dead end and think it's all over. The patient said, here's your knife. It's your turn to chase me. Happy April Fool's Day!

50. I am sending you this short message to tell you that I am not a penny-pinching person. For example, this ten-cent message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day! Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him questions, he only answers no. Have you heard this story?

5 1. Ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

52. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!

I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed it. Day by day, today is your good day, you must not forget that today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

When horses and pigs meet tigers, they turn around and run. The pig ran very slowly, and the horse shouted, "Stupid pig! "How can a mobile phone run fast in your hand! Throw it here. Happy April Fool's Day!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him questions, he only answers no. Have you heard this story?

Ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

57. I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

58. I said: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. You said: Every time you think about me, you fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!

59. When you see this short message I sent you, please hit your head against the wall. Did you see it? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite blessings to you! Happy April Fool's Day!

60. Since I met you, you should know exactly where you are in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are … two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

6 1. Honey, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can sell it at a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

62. Pay attention, look at the left first, and then look at the right. Please be careful of a psychopath who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day!

63. Friar Sand said I changed 16! Bajie said I had 32 changes! Wukong said I had seventy-two changes! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see a phone call on my way to the Western Heaven. Monsters use their mobile phones to read text messages! Happy April Fool's Day!

64. Everyone praises you for being handsome, but people just say you are weak! Everyone regards you as an idol, which means you are just the object of spitting! I really don't know if you missed April Fool's Day or because you are worried that no one will celebrate April Fool's Day!

65. Do you know? I think about you every day and every night. Think while eating.

66. People are really tired when they are alive. They stood trying to sleep. They have to wait in line when they get on the bus. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and they are very tired at work. Alas, there is a charge for sending messages to dogs. Happy April Fool's Day!