Strange and lovely copy

Strange and lovely copywriting

1 "Who wants to stay in the dormitory? Who doesn't want to walk around with little crickets and pigeons"

2 "You can't be beautiful, but you can't help being funny."

3 "There is a tiger in your heart"

4 "Being trapped by love is not Altman's style"

5 " I lost two pounds after breaking up "

6" Which little pig do you think is beeping here "

7" If I learn to weld? Can it also make your eyes shine?

8 "It's bad luck not to smile, but a smiling face will be big"

9 "I thought of being thin, but I didn't expect to be fat."

1 "Today, I will grow like this first? I'll try my best to be the same tomorrow "

11" Life is not easy, pigs sigh, and they have to cheer up "

12" It's really annoying to talk about love these days, and I still want to be single "

13" Four people chase me at the same time, what can I do? "

14" I ate 12 meals for four days to lose weight "< The fried salt is good, and it has a faint taste of vegetables. "

17" Why don't I have a daughter who is so beautiful that my mother does? "

18" Poor little girl who is speechless and faithless. "