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Please make girls happy, and please send girls short messages.

1, I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract! 2. Drink the wine of love you brewed. If you don't have a refill, you will be thirsty for life.

I am willing to wait for you for ten million years and smile like the warm sun in early spring.

I think fifty years later, I will still love you as I do now.

I don't want a temporary tenderness, as long as you accompany me all my life.

6. I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

7. I love you until the end of the world.

8. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever.

9. If I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.

10, add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I am willing to taste it.

1 1. Nothing fits better than your love, and nothing is more charming than your love.

12 being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance! !

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future. ..

14 since you appeared, I just know that being loved is so beautiful. ..

15 was lost in my heart, and you pulled me out of loneliness.

16. I seem to have seen your photo in a photo studio! This inference is valid for the inspiration of strange women.

17. It happened that a girl next to you didn't bring an umbrella when it rained heavily on your way to the library. At this time, you might as well say: let's go together, we will catch cold in the rain.

18. There is really no good way. Take something and ask her: Did you lose this thing? Of course, she has lost a lot, but she will have a good impression on your kindness.

19。 I still love you even though you, me and this stupid world are falling apart around us.

Even if it is the end of the world, I will love you.

20。 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put Y and I together.

If I can rearrange the letters, I will put y (you. And me (me. Together.

2 1。 Do you have a map? Because I have been lost in your eyes.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

22。 I woke up in the morning for two reasons: my alarm clock and you.

I want to wake up in the morning for two reasons: the alarm clock and you.

23。 You are everything to me. I was so lucky when God sent you to me.

You are everything to me, and I am so lucky that God gave you to me. 1, m: Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world.

W: Why not be the first (pretend to be cute)?

M: I am the happiest person with you (shallow smile).

24. While reading in the classroom, I suddenly found a beautiful girl sitting opposite. You are not in her class. At this time, you should read patiently and don't look around. Wait a minute, then ask: Do you have a dictionary? I don't know a word here.

25. For a woman whose relationship is about to break up: Where can I find a woman like you? Yours is really a little dull, just because you are in this mountain.

26. Walking in the street, a girl with a good figure came face to face. When the time came, you made a generous greeting: your windbreaker is really beautiful. Where did you buy it? Actually, you are drunk, not drunk. Everyone knows you can't wear women's clothes.

27. To a newly divorced woman: I recently read an article in the newspaper entitled "If you marry a chicken, you don't have to follow the chicken". It was really enjoyable.

28. At the weekend dance, you said to your partner: You dance really well. Can I ask you to dance next time? Actually, after that, you can invite her after the next song.

I love your heart until the end of the world.

For you, rain or shine will not change.

3 1 Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

I'm willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to laugh like a warm sun in early spring.

Only you know my world.

I hide you deep in my heart.

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.

I don't know when I started, but I have learned to rely on it.

Only you know my mood and only you can bring it to me.

38. I only have one hand in my life, because this life is enough.

39. The craziest thing about my son is going to bed, and my greatest hope is to have a son with me.

40. When the wind blew your hair dry, I was simply fascinated: in the shiny shawl soft hair, in the faint moth eyebrows, in the clear eyes like water, you are so beautiful!

4 1, I plan to wait for your warm smile in early spring for a thousand years.

42. I think in fifty years, I will definitely feel like I am in a school.

43. I don't want short-term savings, just life-long companionship.

44. I don't believe in eternity, because I love you more every day.

If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever. ....

46. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.

47. Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life!

Your name fills my heart and makes me love you forever!

49. You are the one who has always supported me in my most difficult time.

To please girls.

To please girls.

1. After watching a movie with a woman you just met, you can say, "You really look like someone in the movie!" She would be flattered.

2. When she did something inappropriate, such as confusing leeks with wheat seedlings. You steal: "you are a good family, you can't recognize these two plants."

On the bus, you see a beautiful lady. If she has a magazine in her hand, you might as well say, "Do you like this magazine, too? It's really delicious, and I haven't missed every issue. "

4. "I didn't expect to have a talented woman like you around me!" Whether it is true or not, she will be very comfortable after listening.

5. When visiting scenic spots, if a woman sits not far from you and you want to strike up a conversation with her, start like this: "Are you a student? I seem to have seen you when I was eating in the cafeteria. " Actually, you haven't met her.

6. "I seem to have seen your photo in a photo studio!" This inference is valid for the inspiration of strange women.

When it rained heavily on your way to the library, it happened that a girl next to you didn't bring an umbrella. At this time, you might as well say, "Let's go together, we will catch cold in the rain."

8. There is really no good way. You might as well take something and ask her, "Did you lose this thing?" Of course, she has lost a lot, but she will have a good impression on your kindness.

9. While reading in the classroom, I suddenly found a beautiful girl sitting opposite. You are not in her class. At this time, you should read patiently and don't look around. Wait a minute, then ask, "Do you have a dictionary? I don't know a word here. "

10. To a woman whose relationship is about to break up: "Where can I find a woman like you? Yours is really a bit dull, just because you are in this mountain. "

1 1. Walking in the street, a girl with a good figure came face to face. When the time comes, you greet him generously: "Your windbreaker is really beautiful. Where did you buy it? " In fact, you are a drunkard's sake, and everyone knows that you can't wear women's clothes.

12. For a newly divorced woman: "I recently read an article in the newspaper entitled' If you marry a chicken, you don't have to follow it', which is really enjoyable."

13. At the weekend dance, you said to your partner, "You dance really well. Can I ask you to dance next time? " Actually, after that, you can invite her after the next song.

14. Say to a woman with higher education: "Generally speaking, it is difficult to find beautiful girls in universities. This may be because they are easily disturbed by their male classmates in middle school. Please tell us about your tricks. "

15. You saw a young lady in the photo studio who met her own aesthetic standards. At this time, you can walk up to her and say, "You must wear this dress to take pictures, and the effect will be very good." God knows if it's good.

16. Say to a girl with a low education: "Although I don't fully agree that' a woman's talent is virtue', I always feel that a girl's secondary school education is enough. Regardless of your secondary school education, your IQ is no worse than that of some people who study by death. " In this way, you can satisfy her vanity.

17. Say to a girl with a unique hairstyle: "You didn't do this hairstyle in this city, did you?" I will know as soon as I guess. "

18. Say to a girl who is enjoying her photos: "Art comes from life, and artistic beauty is the true reflection of the beauty of life."

19. Say to a girl who never likes to talk: "You are the quietest girl here."

20. Say to a woman who is dissatisfied with her photo: "I don't recognize you after seeing your photo. Just two people. "

2 1. Say to a girl who always likes to talk: "You are the most lively and lovely girl here." If you like a girl of her type.

22. For a woman with a poetic name, you can pat her like this: "You are as poetic as your name."

23. Say to a girl who loves to cry: "As sentimental as Lin Daiyu. You must be a kind and gentle girl. "

24. Say to a girl who doesn't like to cry: "You must be strong. I see that you are very assertive in your work, and you have never been such a mother-in-law like other women. "

25. Say to a girl who never likes to go out: "I can't believe that a beautiful girl like you has no one to date you."

26. Say to a woman who worships knowledge: "My recently published article was written under your inspiration.

In order to thank you for your inspiration, I specially invite you to dinner today. "

27. Say to a girl who loves cleanliness: "It's really feminine. Look, how exquisite! She will be a good housewife in the future. "

28. Say to an introduced woman: "People say you are close, but I think everyone wants to be close to you."

29. Say to a woman who can cook, "Blessed are those who make friends with you. Everything, and the work is not bad. "

30. Face the nurse in white and say, "Now you are the ambassador in white. In fact, you are still an angel after work. "

3 1. Say to a girl who doesn't wear makeup: "I never like girls who wear heavy makeup. You see how tacky! "

32. Say to a woman who never wants to be the first bird: "I really admire your lifestyle and am very calm. Although you look young, you are smart. "

33. Say to a melancholy girl, "You seem very sad. Did you lose something? "

34. For a girl who loves makeup, it is necessary to change the way: "Being able to make up is different. It seems that your aesthetic taste is quite unusual. You must have studied beauty? "

35. Say to a woman who just talked to her boss, "Your opinion is the opinion of all of us. I admire your courage. "

36. Say to a woman with long hair: "The Book of Songs says,' Out of its east gate, there are women like clouds'. Or the traditional long hair is beautiful and moving. Because it is most in line with the aesthetic taste of China people. "

37. The girl you often meet and like very much. When you meet her, you might as well say, "Good luck. We can always meet. "

38. Say to a girl with short hair: "You look really energetic, and the elegance of professional women is all in it."

When you see a woman you haven't seen for a long time, you should say, "Why haven't I seen you?"? Today, let's talk for a while. "

40. Say to a girl who sings well: "Listening to your songs is simply a pleasure."

4 1. I met a beautiful salesgirl and said, "When do you get off work?"

42. Say to a girl next to the beautiful girl you fall in love with: "I really envy you, having such a good person to accompany you all day."

43. Say to a girl who likes others to find her: "I wanted to find you earlier, but I was worried that you were too busy."

44. At the railway station, you met a woman who moved you. She is carrying a lot of luggage. You can say, "Let me help you. This is a man's duty. "

45. For a girl who helped you, she turned to thank you. At dinner, I said, "It's mainly your own efforts. My little help is nothing. It's really nothing. "

46. When you meet a beautiful girl in the swimming pool, you should speak naturally: "People who swim a lot are always tanned, but you are not."

47. For a girl who has helped you, even a little help, you should seriously and exaggeratedly thank her: "Thanks to your help, I couldn't have achieved such results without your help."

48. Say to a filial girl, "My mother always praises you. My sister is just like you. "

49. Say goodbye to the girl at the just-concluded meeting: "Your speech was wonderful. I want to talk to you sometime. Your conversation is very helpful to me. "

Please talk to the girl.

Please talk to the girl.

First, girls always want a lot of love and a lot of security, but there are always people who are stingy and unwilling to give it to you, and there are always people who are willing to try their best to please you ~

Second, tolerance is the highest realm. Those who call others ignorant and dislike them are ignorant and narrow-minded. They also said that those who can deal with people are poor. As a girl, you are pathetic. As a man, you are even more pitiful. I don't like talking much except for work. I am a girl who cares about details. Everything I do with my heart is unpleasant.

Third, I hate being a girl from the bottom of my heart, and I feel it when I find girls unattractive. Why am I not a boy? Why didn't you throw me away when I was born? If one day I have a huge sum of money, I will change my personality first, even if I am short, I will go.

Fourth, while pretending to be patriotic and cynical, compare yourself with a teenage girl. As soon as she opens her mouth, she scolds the goddess around her. Coupled with a few disgusting swearing words, being rejected by the other party, sneering at women who are not together is to pretend to be lofty. This is the daily life of some big people.

I really don't know the mentality of those girls who speak ill of me in front of the boss. You said I had no power or influence. What is good for you? I just want to know what you want from me. Besides, this is just a studio. I hate this kind of irresponsible person behind my back, especially girls, for three transgressions of five times Please don't take me to please others in the future. This is very humble.

6. There is a scheming bitch in the shop who can't work at ordinary times and can't do a single order. The whole person and you don't live in the same world. It doesn't make sense to talk and you can't teach anything. When the leader came, IQ instantly occupied the highland, pleasing him, indicating that he wanted to climb up. The leader said that I like ambitious girls. Please, let's see if you have the ability and learn the basic knowledge I taught first, okay?

Seven, do a purse full of their own money, do not please others, thin and beautiful girl, for their own living girl, years can not destroy her! May you be particularly beautiful, fierce and gentle.

If I am a boy, I must be good at pleasing girls. If I'm not, please be close.

Nine, there is a saying that is particularly good. Girls work hard to make money in order to see what they like one day and buy it without hesitation. They can afford their parents and children without looking at anyone's face or trying to please anyone, and they are not a burden to anyone. Only by working together can we have good results.

Ten, in fact, in addition to actively fighting for their rights, girls should also thank those male compatriots who have a normal world outlook, respect women and are willing to speak for women in their daily lives. These people may be ridiculed by male groups as sissies, making a mountain out of a molehill or even being ungrateful at both ends. I want to tell you that gentleness, gentleness and thoughtfulness are very precious qualities. You are a two-meter-high man.

1 1. I heard the girls in my class say that they are disgusted with the behavior of girls playing their favorite games in order to get close to the boys they like, but in my eyes, this is just the ordinary kind, because he is the person I admire, so according to his eyes, what he likes to play may make me like this feeling, just love me, love my dog. It's just an accessory to talking. It's the same nature for me to play meow!

Actually, I want to find a marriage partner. I don't care about appearance or age. I want to find a sensible, generous and tolerant girl. I will try my best to work, not to bring prosperity, but to support my family! I will not deliberately please anyone, I am me!

Thirteen, eager for love A girl who was neglected by her father and used to pandering and pleasing, will be very eager to get the love of the opposite sex to fill her empty heart when she grows up, but the result is either loss or hysteria. How many girls try to get love and satisfaction from the outside world, but never look at themselves and put inner satisfaction and joy first? I hate to admit it, but this is really me.

There is always a girl you want to please and a girl you can't please! This should be the so-called emotional revenge! Everyone has people who want to protect themselves, and there are people who want to protect themselves! Forget it! I'm just relaxing! Everybody is happy!

15. Every link in the same way is legal, and the method is quite hidden, so the disclosure of every link will be like the soliloquy of a mental patient, which is very clever and very vicious. Because I probably know the technique and can't kill me basically, people around me have changed their tactics and are going to please me through various means, such as introducing me to a beautiful girl, letting me fall in love, letting me have arm dislocation surgery and so on.

Sixteen, seemingly sober, but actually confused, do not know what they want, what to do, do not know how to refuse, and will not please. It's really a complex of contradictions. It is said that a girl's work can't exceed her face value. I still do it with such a low face value, and I feel sorry for myself.

Seventeen, I confided in you, but you used it to please girls, which became your talk after dinner, and then everyone knew. Isn't that too much?

As my brother said, I can't treat everyone with a tolerant heart. I have to put myself in others' shoes. Just as handsome always said that I should never take the initiative to please friends of the opposite sex when I am unhappy, girls should also have their own dignity. The two are contradictory after all!

Nineteen, there are many ways to please girls. Since you are not handsome enough, attractive enough, have no temperament, and are too busy to spend time with her, you might as well earn more money and try another girlfriend.

Twenty, pine nuts are typical of longing for love. A girl who has been neglected by her father since childhood and is used to pandering and pleasing will be very eager to get the love of the opposite sex to fill her empty heart when she grows up, but the result is either loss or hysteria. Try to get love and satisfaction from the outside world, but never look at yourself and put inner satisfaction and joy first.

Twenty-one, no, now I feel different from what I saw before. It used to be said that chasing girls is trying to please each other and make them interested in themselves. Now it seems that unless the other party looks at themselves first, there is no way to make a strategy. It is said that people who don't like it are tired of everything. No breakthrough.

Twenty-two, why do you want to find a person who doesn't understand your duplicity and won't coax you immediately, and then coax him when you are unhappy? I'm not your mother, and you're not worried about my mood, so you asked me to keep a low profile to please you. This is why girls like uncles now.

Twenty-three, hey! I don't know what to do! What the hell is going on here? How do I know if she has me in her heart? Depressed! For three years, I don't know how to please girls! Will she miss me when I miss her? I always feel that something is wrong!

Twenty-four, girls are still natural and graceful, don't be so angry. Although you can't be too weak, why should you please others? Even an 80-year-old woman likes kindness.

25. I am very narrow-minded At first, I will be hostile to all my husband's friends of the opposite sex. Of course, there will be changes after contact. My husband's existing female friends, whether friends or girlfriends of good friends, are very good ~ ~ I am the kind of person who will never please people he doesn't like in order to save face. Seeing those girls who torture themselves because of their boyfriends' female friends, I feel that I hate iron to produce.

Twenty-six, girls should have their own choices, their own decisions, don't cater to her preferences in order to please anyone, you know, in your world, you are the most important, remember to keep your word, know how to protect yourself, remember not to make promises at will, you only have one chance to hurt the person who accompanies you, and then goodbye is a passerby.

The best appearance of a girl is that there is always a heartfelt smile on her face. Not to please anyone, not to maintain so-called interpersonal relationships, not to be professional. It is the kind of happy and sincere smile that unconsciously overflows from the heart. A girl in this state, even if there is rain in her world, it is also wind and drizzle, even if there is night, there are stars.

Twenty-eight, I thought about it. In fact, quite a few girls are good. Unfortunately, they didn't take the initiative. If they take the initiative, they will not regret it. Why wronged them to please someone who doesn't like them?

I hate fighting with other boys, except my younger brothers. I hate it when other boys touch me except my younger brothers. I hate other boys playing cool in front of me except my younger brothers. I hate it when other boys deliberately kiss my ass, say sweet words and play with a lot of girls. My brothers don't like it. I like real boys not to be influenced by youth, not to be addicted to youth, and not to be naive because of youth.

30. In fact, I have been an unlikable girl since I was a child. No matter how hard I try to please, the result is still the same. Actually, think about it. If you were with another girl, your mother might have a grandson long ago. I'm sorry to have kept you so long.

Thirty-one, go out to buy fruit with my son in the morning. My son gave me the money in his piggy bank and asked me, who do you like, my parents or me? I said I like them all. What do you like to sleep? Of course I like you better! Yes, look, I'll pay you back! Now you know that giving money can please girls, right?

32. When girls meet other people's eyes, they must smile, not to please, but to be polite. Being likable doesn't mean you are thin, beautiful and excellent.

Honey, I know you have a cold tonight. I am so anxious and miss you. I'm sorry that someone else bought you brown sugar, because I've never done such a thing to make you feel warm for so many years. I am ashamed, I know I am not romantic, and I will not deliberately search for ways to please girls like others. People may have your physiological period in their mobile phones! Hey! I have never recorded it for you. I blame myself.

Thirty-four, girls should invest more in themselves, read more books, exercise more, spend more money on themselves and their parents, and study both inside and outside, instead of thinking about how to flatter others, let alone embarrass themselves every day for love.

A passage that touched a girl.

1. My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the sunset and the magnificent western hills? I think you love you? I can't live without you, I have to get you?

Second, it's sad to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

Thirdly, if the first sentence I want to say to my first lover is born, he can play soy sauce.

Fourth, I miss you very much, but I really don't know what to say when I see you. I looked at you nervously and just said, how are you?

Fifth, the spring breeze fills you; Your family cares about you; Love moistens you; The god of wealth is tied to you; Friends are loyal to you; I am here to bless you; The lucky star will shine on you forever.

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.

Seven, I love you very much, so cute and hard; I miss you very much and I miss you very much. Dear, when you are tired of wandering in the world, I would like to meet you at the end of the world.

Eight, don't be afraid, the person who loves you is still there; Don't guess, he is still your first love; Wipe away the dust brought by the wind and you will find that love is not as helpless as you think. He is the happiness of your life. If your girlfriend is moved, give it to her.

I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand. Love, let's walk upright!

It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful because I love you.

Twelve, really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

Thirteen, love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't want your heart, don't understand my heart, so cruel, make me sad.

14. Think about it, think about it, think about it, want to be with you, travel all over the world, and travel all over Qian Shan, so that every day can be connected in series into our most beautiful memories!

Fifteen, I only miss you at any moment in my heart! Love You!

You are like a louse on my body, without you? I don't feel well.

I am willing to spend thousands of years waiting for you to smile like the warm sun in early spring.

Do you know what it is like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning into tears for a long time. Honey, I miss you!

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

Twenty, I'm afraid there is only one woman in this world who can make me mainly. My mother was coaxed by my father, and my daughter-in-law had me.

Twenty-one, I love you .. I love you .. I love you forever. ....

I want to grow old with you.

Twenty-three, I don't know when I started, I have learned to rely on.

Please be my baby.

Twenty-five, Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish, which you can stew, cook and steam, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

26. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He wants to help me tell you that my heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you.

You filled my life with love and tears. .....

28. My cat has thick fur. Can you help me manage it? ...

I just need a harbor where I can rest. ..