I want an April Fool's message suitable for couples, thank you.

1: I said: You are a pig, but you said: I am a pig. From then on, I called you a pig. One day you finally couldn't help shouting: I'm not a pig.

2: I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!

3: The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!

4. Notice: April Fool's Day has arrived. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure!

5. pig-seeking notice: a purebred white pig was lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now!

Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide a quick wisdom book, as long as you keep reading "$&; You can learn it after ten times.

7: Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are wearing uniforms, full of energy, and marching in your body with vigorous steps ... "

8: notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!