The typhoon is coming, funny phrases

Funny phrases about the coming typhoon are as follows:

1. Typhoon, you can try your best to go crazy, but don’t hurt my lover.

2. Some people say that this is an era when pigs can fly when a typhoon comes. However, I don't want to be a pig, because when the wind stops, I fall to death. I don’t expect to be the wind either. I hope I am an all-weather tree that can stay here.

3. How I wish the typhoon would be stronger and blow away all my sorrows and worries, okay?

4. The wind is blowing so hard, and there are people sweeping the floor outside. Are they so hardworking? A typhoon doesn't mean you have to sweep it away in vain.

5. This year has been too difficult. Now there is another typhoon. I don’t want to think about anything as long as I can survive.

6. Even if the typhoon turns this city upside down, I still have to go back to school the day after tomorrow.

7. The typhoon came and went, the screen of my mobile phone fell and cracked, the bear sign on the keychain fell off, and my heart was shaken by the sound of rain falling rapidly outside the window.

8. Come on, the typhoon comes, I can handle it.

9. We are ready for typhoon. All we need is a text message. With your command, teacher, we are willing to prevent typhoon at home.

10. O almighty typhoon, please give me the power to destroy the evil teaching building with the biting autumn wind.

11. Even typhoons can’t beat the monthly exam, but we are destined to be beaten to death by the monthly exam.

12. The poor tree needs intravenous drip again after the typhoon.

13. This typhoon really seems to want to blow me far away and make me forget that person.

14. I once cherished your friendship, but it was blown away by a ruthless typhoon. All that is left is a touch of sadness.

15. Brother, there is a typhoon here, it’s super windy! Hee hee, so classes are suspended tomorrow.

16. The typhoon is coming. Those who have husbands hug their husbands, those who have boyfriends hug their boyfriends, those who have lovers hug their lovers, and those who have nothing else hug the telephone poles. Hold tight and don’t let the typhoon blow you away. La, if the tonnage is enough, please go against the storm and let the storm come more violently. Anyway, there are so many singles, and one less one is the same.

17. You put your homework by the window. You really don’t know how to handle a typhoon.

18. I heard that there is a typhoon, but I still don’t want to go out these days. What if it is blown away by the typhoon or picked up by a rich and handsome man and does not return it?

19. My brother and I bought dry food for typhoon prevention, but the typhoon left after a long time.

20. I still like you very much, just like when a typhoon comes, we all hide in the house.