How to send a sister's text message? Don't make the hero sad. Sms off.

As the saying goes, heroes are sad about beauty, but in fact, SMS is also a barrier. Don't make the hero sad. How to send a message to my sister? Let's have a look!

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Chasing girls' text messages, pay attention to the following points:

1. Normal heart. No games. Otherwise, it will seem strange.

2. Send the other party a message about 8 to 10 before the invitation, so as not to be abrupt.

3. Send it whenever you want. Don't think about what will happen after you send it.

4. Don't swear.

Hold on tight

The case of picking up girls by SMS

1. I miss you very much, but I'm sorry to call you. I am afraid that you are busy, that you ignore me, that you think I am harassing me, and I really want to contact you. However, the telephone bill is really expensive. Please call me!

If you are a meteor, I will chase you; if you are a satellite, I will wait for you; if you are a star, I will fall in love with you. It's a pity that you are an orangutan. I can only see you in the zoo! Alas ... what a pity.

Being your friend for so long, you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. Be a cow and a horse in the next life! I will definitely pull up the grass for you to eat …

I'm so confused now, I don't know what I'm thinking, and my mind is bored to death. I really don't know what to do. Can you tell me, I really don't know whether to eat dried noodles or Ah Q bucket noodles!

Thank you for being with me when I was most frustrated and helping me when I needed help most. I just want to tell you that nothing good has happened since I met you! You are a loser!

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart. Falling in love with you is my happy choice. Having you is my most precious wealth. Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. I will always love you. Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!

7. Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in past lives. Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, pulling us together. Now I really want to say what evil I did in my last life!

8. I'm sorry for texting you so late. If it bothers you, I'll tell you here! Serve you right! Who told you to go to bed earlier than me?

9. Starting from tomorrow, the city * * * has decided to eliminate all ugly mentally retarded young people who are detrimental to the city appearance! Hurry up and pack your things, go out and take shelter, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

10. God saw your desire and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice. God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, I also saw that there is no * * * in this world, and I created you by the way.

Miss you is a happy thing! Nice to meet you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! But ... I lied to you, and it just happened! Ha ha laugh

12. If * * * stipulates that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person is you. Till death do us part, I have no regrets! But it happened that * * * has no regulations, so forget it!

13. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away; I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea; I wrote your name in every corner … I was taken away by the police!

14. According to statistics, people over 99.9 years old who look like pig heads use thumb buttons to read short messages! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late. Pig head!

15. When the white clouds float by, it is the trace that I miss you; When the sun shines, that's my miss for you; When it rains, it is proof that I miss you; When it thundered, I prayed to heaven that you were struck by lightning.

16. The phone is ringing, which means I am thinking of you! Two voices mean I like you! Three voices mean I love you! When the seventh sound rings … damn it, I really need to talk to you, so don't answer the phone!

17. If I can meet you if I burn incense for one year, I can know you if I burn incense for three years, and I can cherish you if I burn incense for ten years. For the sake of happiness in my next life, I am willing to convert to Christianity.

18. If it's a mistake to look good … then I'm all wet. If loveliness is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man! You'll be fine! Yes and innocent, I envy you!

19. Guo Meng, this is Ma Chao. I heard that you also graduated from No.6 Middle School. Do you know Liu Hui? (Son of a bitch closes the distance like this)

20. Haha, you really know him. I heard that he is now studying architecture at XX University, which is unexpected (starting to arouse * * * and bring us closer).

2 1. Come on, it's still very important to attend class carefully. Well, I am a good student ~

22. Go to dinner after class and grab boiled fish from the second division.

23. Food is the most important thing for people. I am a master of delicious food, and according to my observation, so are you.

24. Hehe, we won't eat together this time. I have an appointment with the old man for dinner. I'll treat you next time (smelly boy knows how to play hard to get).

25. I saw your kettle when I went to fetch water just now and brought it back to you by the way. I put it under your dormitory. Remember to get it (this guy is really a traitor, obviously behind others, and immediately took it back to the dormitory when he saw the kettle put there. Oh,

This was made by Lei Feng-)

26. Haha, why are you so polite? I am helping the weak girl.

27. Okay, okay, you are not weak. You are a hero among women. Am I not wrong?

28. The good man was cheated, and finally he had to admit his mistake. Where can he argue?

29. Haha, be careful when carrying the kettle upstairs. Don't burn it.

30. Well, I'm just a mother-in-law and uncle.

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3 1. Uncle reminds Little Loli to pay attention to safety.

32. Wow, you really blocked me, but I am so young and attractive.

33. Little Loli, remember to go to bed early ~ good night.

The second week: Last week, the distance has been successfully narrowed, and this week, Lao Liu launched a more violent attack.

34. In the evening, several classmates in our class will go to sing together. Let's go together (start inviting Ban Hua in everyone's name).

35. Don't worry, everyone is not good at singing, just waiting for you to support the venue (small sample, quite flattering others)

Ok, we'll wait for you at the north gate of the school at 7: 30.

37. Why hasn't it arrived yet? What about makeup?

38. This is not a blind date. They are all classmates. Who hasn't seen them yet?

39. Besides, you are cute without makeup. How can other girls do without makeup?

40. Haha, that's all I have. Hurry up, everyone is waiting for you.

4 1. It's really great tonight! I think red beans are so good for the first time.

42. Really, really, I feel that apart from Faye Wong, only your version can move people's hearts.

43. Oh, it's so easy for you to find out that I'm flattering ~

44. Just kidding, seriously.

45. I always think that people who sing well are people with rich hearts, so I am not wrong about you.

46. Hehe, I'm tired of playing at night. Let's go to bed early.

47. All right, good night.

48. uh-huh . . You found q orz on your mobile phone. I was wrong, class representative. ...

49. Don't worry, the mobile phone has monthly traffic on Tianyi, and I can't use it all. Don't worry, I am definitely not a prodigal son.

50. Mm-hmm, that's for sure. We will always be good brothers and good fathers and sons of the people.

5 1. Hey, hey, I won't tease you. I am invisible. Now I promise the party to listen carefully!

52. I said that we had dinner together several times. Picking up the sun is better than beating it. Let's do it tonight (Lao Liu is finally going to push! )

53. Well, what would you like to eat? You decide

54. Ladies first, it's up to you.

55. Well, let's cook the fish in Sichuan cuisine and see who can eat spicy food, haha.

56. I'll go upstairs and wait for you ~

57. I am super happy today, because it is rare to have a beautiful woman to accompany me to dinner, so I am in a particularly good mood.

58. That's necessary. I hope to have more opportunities to eat together in the future, preferably every day (boys begin to show their ambitions)

59. Well, go to sleep, good night ~

60. I saw you at Gate 20 just now. It's really beautiful today ~ (glib)

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6 1. Let's go to the library for self-study in the evening. I have occupied my seat.

62. Men have to be tough ~ Hehe, just kidding, but I don't quite understand some topics. I want to discuss it with you.

63. Well, I have bought coffee. If I don't come soon, I will catch a cold.

Thank you for telling me so many questions tonight and exhausting so many brain cells. I will repay you well another day.

65. Haha, I can't repay you. I can only promise myself.

66. If I want it, I'm afraid no one wants it, hehe.

67. Hey, you are Ban Hua. Afraid of being beaten to death by other boys in the class.

68. uh-huh . . Well, I admit it, I admit it ... I like you very much from the first time I saw you. ...

It doesn't matter. I don't need you to accept me right away. It takes time to get to know someone. I have the confidence to wait.

70. Well, no problem. Go to bed early. Good night~

The third week: decisive battle!

7 1. Know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you, B: I miss you very much, C: I miss you very much, D: I can't live without you, E: All of the above.

Haha, no, I'm really serious, so please answer carefully.

73. You don't know how naughty your shadow is. It always shakes in front of my eyes, which makes me unable to have a moment's peace. From opening my hazy eyes in the morning to sleeping with your name on my pillow, your shadow has always been with me.

74. Well, I think I'm disgusting, too. I've never done this before. It may be that the people you meet are different and sweet, so the text message will be sweet.

75. Haha, it's nice to feel sweet. At least my mind is not wasted.

76. Well, if you have money, you can run a money market. If you have no money, you can also give me a personal field.

Humor is the least of all my advantages.

78. Gee, I've tried my best to hide it, but I still can't escape the eyes of people who know the goods, haha.

79. No way. I was born with a talkative mouth.

80. I didn't know you very well at first, otherwise I would have been poor with you.

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8 1. Are you busy? Nothing, I just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you. I hope that when you receive my message, you will have a smile on your lips and let your friends around you know that you are happy.

Hey! ... have you seen my heart? Really naughty. I must have run to your place again. If you notice it, please take care of it! Please.

83. Think about your feelings: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

84. I have never missed a girl so much ... you are the first ... I hope you are the last.

85. Weather forecast: Sometimes I miss you from early morning to daytime, and then I miss you in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure area, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

86. Wait for you at the coffee shop outside the north gate at eight o'clock in the evening.

87. I always feel that my time with you is too short. I hope the clock will go slower and slower. ...

88. Today has passed again. I really want to see you early tomorrow. Good night

If you love me, please read this message. Since you read this message, I know you love me!

90. I'm not a gangster. You want to read that message yourself, haha.

9 1. My name is manly, so I am impressed by my manly taste.

92.= = No, men are not bad and beautiful women don't love them.

93. All right, all right, stop fooling around. I'll cook.

94. MengMeng, can I talk to you seriously?

95. MengMeng, do you remember how many times I said "good night" to you before? Do you know the meaning of good night? That is "I love you, love you". Can I say "good night" to you every day if there is an opportunity?

Maybe we haven't known each other long enough, but we still have a long time to get to know each other.

I don't know how long it will take you to accept me. If I can choose, I hope it is now.

I don't know how long it will take you to get to know me. If I can choose, I hope it is a lifetime.

99. So I just want to have a serious talk with you.

MengMeng, be my girlfriend!

10 1. Yes, at first we all thought he would learn Japanese, but I didn't expect it.

102. I built a high school, all of which are old classmates from No.6 Middle School. Please join us and have a chat when you are free.

103. Well, my Q number is * * * * (that's how I got Ban Hua's QQ number, awesome! )

104. All right, see you on Q later.

105. Did you eat in the evening?

106. Gee, it's destiny takes a hand. I also like the boiled fish in the second canteen best. It is delicious.

107. I didn't expect a girl to love spicy food so much. I don't want men. If there is a chance, let's have a game.

108. Well, I won't be poor with you. You eat well and eat more.

1 19. Have a good class and don't play psp all the time, or you will fail in the exam!

1 10. Haha, I just came to see if you had a good class.

1 1 1. Haha, eat more. You are too thin. Although thin people are popular now, they can't be blown away by a gust of wind. Not safe! (glib = =)

1 12. Our class really belongs to you. Please leave some room for other girls to be confident, haha.

1 13. Going to bed early and staying up late are beautiful natural enemies.

1 14. Hehe, not bad. People call me a friend of women.

1 15. Good night ~

1 16. Our wool is on 302, right? (Know perfectly well past ask)

1 17. Thank you, thank you, it's so nice of a beautiful woman to burst into tears ~ ~ (pretend to be cute = =)

1 18. See you later at 302.