Will you still have the message of becoming a pig's head after deleting the text? Can you send it to me? You can also chase your family ~

Lucky pig series, the more the better. ...

I don't want to be your parallel line, I can only wait and see with you all my life; I don't want to be your cross line. After a moment of tenderness, I will go further and further. I just want to be in a straight line with you, and I want to drive you into the pigsty!

The north wind is blowing again. You are always so careless. Every time I remind you to put on more clothes, you always answer me disdainfully: what is my thick pigskin for? Still afraid of the breeze?

The sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of energy to meet a beautiful day, ok! Get out of the nest! Shake pig hair, wash pig face and work hard for feed!

-tea, drink it until the fragrance is particularly strong; It's hard to make it through hard work: people must have deep feelings and can't love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe, this one with a mobile phone is not bad!

Before, I only knew that pigs could not talk, so I knew hum. Later, when I met you, I realized that you could hum better than pigs. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!

A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at MINUS 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

Baby pig's echo: you are glad to have to. Pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear, and if you believe it short, you will understand. I read about pigs, which is well-founded in the world of pigs.

Wait for a subway, five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; Look at the full moon, January; Miss someone for life! But a caring word only takes a few seconds: it's cold, put more grass in the nest!

Read in Sichuan dialect: On the night of crossing the black area, Tou Lanhu jumped into the canal and threw Li to the ground, but he risked you and others for Mota. Because it has four axes, it doesn't live in a building!

A little pig is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it maliciously. But the pig said impassioned, what is there to be afraid of dying? When I finish reading this message. Hmm. How interesting

God didn't give pigs wisdom because he wanted them to be happy. So, you must be happy.

Fat as a pig, aren't you upset? Being lazy like a pig is a crime? Stupid as a pig, poor? Of course not, you are a pig! Do whatever you want!

You fought a wild boar and got kicked in the head. The wild boar said, grandma! Domestic pigs still want to kill wild boar!

It turns out that I really fell in love with you for a long time! But I'm afraid that one day you will leave me. Why can't you cherish this fate after you really choose it? I want to be together forever, but the police uncle said that pigs are not allowed in the city!

One day, Bajie asked Tang Priest: Master, is this world really the ugliest for me? The Tang Priest turned pale and said, Ask Sister Guanyin! Bajie came back from Guanyin and asked cheerfully, Hehe, Master, who is # #? Ha ha!

It is late at night, and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

Solve the riddle on the lantern: you stand with the pig. (Hit an animal) Answer: Elephant.

A pair of lovers together is called very much in love, a pair of lovers together is called eternal knot concentric, and you are simple, you and a pig together are called pairs.

When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will always sigh loudly-pig!

You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!

They all say that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.

Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has been correct: A = B, B = C, so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig.

New signs in the animal world: ants rape African elephants, lions sell mala Tang, mice play with snakes, sharks and donkeys go shopping, pigs are crazier and pretend to be hooligans with mobile phones. Hey, you, look, Demo!

I called you a pig the other day, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people, "I'm not a pig."

You are a chubby pig who received this message. Delete this message. You are a black African pig. Reply to this message. You are a Rwandan wild boar. If you don't return, you will be a Ukrainian white pig. If it is stored, it will be an American sick pig. Hey, what do you do?

Sunrise+Sunset = Moon in the morning and evening+Stars = Infinitely missed wind flowers+Snowy Moon = Tender and sweet meteor+Heart words = Blessing you in Qian Qian+Charcoal = Delicious suckling pig.

Strange, really strange! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand, you said nothing, it didn't hurt at all! Later, I checked the public opinion rumors to know that the dead mouse doesn't feel cold!