Looking for a joke to make your boyfriend happy?

1. The little turtle said to the mother turtle: "Mom, someone sent me a text message to change my number. Can I reply?" The mother turtle said: "My child! Just save it, the pig will reply." , If you are a turtle, you won’t come back.”

2. A thief was caught by mistake. The judge asked him: Why did you break into the same store three times in one night and only take one piece of clothing each time? Prisoner: I stole a dress, but my wife was not satisfied and asked me to change it twice.

3. Taking the bus home, the young woman next to me had such a hot figure and a baby about 3 years old. She was paralyzed and crying for more than a hundred kilometers and she was still crying! I said: Sister, please give me some milk, I’m crying like this! Looking at the approving looks from the buddies around me, I feel like I did the right thing!

4. Once, the Chinese teacher left a semi-open composition topic: "What I admire most about my mother-", and handed in the composition. When it came time to comment, the teacher said helplessly: "I know, you feel that writing about what you admire most about my mother's hard work and hard work is a bit excessive. You want to bring out the old and bring out the new, but no matter what, you can't write 'I am most I admire my mother's son!"

5. Brother, do you know why I was scolded that day? I saw the words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest were underlined, so I couldn't help but reach out and click on them.