The text message to his girlfriend is very humorous.

1, the soldier asked the company commander that it was too hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! When you meet a stranger, smile at each other and you will be familiar! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded. Hey, it's burnt!

Work is boring, making money is hard, but the ideal is great. With money, we will drink soybean milk and eat fried dough sticks, and want to dip in sugar. Buy two bowls of soybean milk, drink one bowl and pour one bowl!

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

Birds, birds, twittering. Breeze, breeze, worry. Blessing, blessing should be early. Text message, text message, just right. Friend, friend, smile when you see this message!

5 Wu Tang clan, Shaolin Sect, it is better to eat an apple pie; It is better to go to bed late than to teach the sun and the moon and Quanzhen. It is better to raise a cactus than to surrender the dragon's paw to ecstasy. Anyway, hello, everyone, I'm fine, everyone:

My greetings, that ice cream, melt in your mouth, sweet in your stomach and refreshing in your heart. May you repel the high temperature, let happiness fly, make life interesting and smile beautifully every day!

7 send you watermelon, refreshing and refreshing; Send you an electric fan to blow away your irritability and sweat; Send you cool oil and fight for the upper reaches; Send you a cup of warm-hearted tea to accompany you to blossom every day!

8 look at the career line, you are on the road to success; Look at the lifeline, you will live a long and healthy life; Look at the emotional line, your peach blossom is booming. My blessing is three in one. May you be extremely happy! ：

In this big summer, the room is steaming, the bed is dry-cooked, the luxurious mat is teppanyaki, you go out for a barbecue, swim in boiling water, and go back to the pot at night ... you can't even think of fire.

10 gives you 50,000 yuan, 1 10,000 yuan for health, 1 10,000 yuan for happiness: what should I do if I step on a mine in battle? The company commander was greatly annoyed: Shit, what can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it.