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Personalized signature of mobile phone

1, mistakes are temporary, and missing them is a lifetime.

I can't give you much warmth, but there is a word called doing my best.

Don't think you can bite just because you are a dog without a strong master.

I am like a meteor in your life, fleeting.

This summer, we graduated together!

6. I lose weight every day except when I eat, and you also say that I have no perseverance.

7, excellent heart, not gorgeous, but must be strong.

8. After many years, if you are married, if I am not married, ask your son to be careful on the way after school.

9. Now I find that we have been learning sadness since childhood.

10, it was just a puppet show. Even if you want to cry, your tears should be real.

1 1. What feelings can we talk about in this greedy age?

12, I just want to watch you smile every day, that's enough, I don't expect too much.

13, but I still can't let go of my dependence on you.

14, moved to tears and told myself to be strong.

15, poking you openly, trying to warm you, even if you are stabbed.

16, we are all growing. The more we realize the loss, the more we miss having it.

17, I only remember that you loved me so much, which is the saddest thing for me now.

18, smart people always put their mouths in their hearts, but stupid people put their hearts in their mouths instead.

19, thank you for giving me a stable and down-to-earth heart.

20, take the initiative for a long time will be tired, care for a long time will collapse.

2 1, once you said you loved me, but now you can't even find your gentle arms back.

22, youth should be used to squander, because life is a fucking ridiculous and cruel farce.

God, give me strength to do my homework.

24, even if the background is dazzling sunshine, even if the expression is a brisk smile, are happy!

25. During our six years as classmates, we laughed and cried, but when we left, our hearts were full of melancholy.

Thank you for loving me from the beginning to now.

27. The memory of the past drives me crazy, because there is too much pain hidden in that memory.

28. I pretend I don't care about you, but it's myself who gets hurt.

29. Abandon all my earthly things and take you with me.

30. Copy the most advanced answers, and it will take a long time.

3 1. Will you value me more than yourself in the future?

I am waiting for my lover to appear.

Youth is the most extravagant luxury, because those who own it don't care at all.

34. Without love, there can be no happiness.

35. The mountain is not high, the fairy is in the spirit, the water is not deep, and the dragon is in the spirit.

36. Those who have money are brushing Taobao, while those who have no money are brushing Weibo.

We had nothing to say before, but now we have nothing to say.

38. In the direction of love, tenacious resistance.

39. I want you to watch the stars with me and watch my teeth fall out.

40. I use humility to maintain our love, but let you get used to such overbearing autocracy.

4 1, I am a lonely ghost, wandering around the street just to find that warm memory.

42. Living in my heart, have you paid the rent?

43. Only by looking down on gains and losses can we find the best balance point in life.

44. Carefree emotions filled my whole heart, and I found that I had changed.

45, like to rely on you, the stars rely on the night sky and don't leave.

46, full of memories, never give up.

47. Life is like fighting landlords. One is a gang and the other is an enemy.

48. How long will you like me, stay with me for a long time or leave after playing enough.

49. I have a heart of learning to be a bully, but only a life of learning to be a scum.

50. Love is a pill that is difficult to swallow in a white bottle and stings a dry throat.

5 1. The best love letter a man can give a woman is a marriage certificate.

I really wanted to cry, but I still smiled. I obviously care, but I pretend it doesn't matter.

If you can't praise me, please don't deny my efforts easily.

54. The world is inherently painful, without exception.

55. If my life can buy time with you, what is life?

If my life is a joke, you are the only truth in my life.

57. The heart seems to be raining, venting the unhappiness in this world.

58. It doesn't matter what others say about you. The most important thing is that you should respect yourself.

59. Forgiving others means leaving room for manoeuvre in your mind.

60. I hope someone will tell me that sometimes thinking about me will make him feel bad.

6 1, some people and things, I feel sorry, some feelings and some love, I feel helpless.

62. Some people say that you can only put it down when you pick it up. Why can't I let you go when I pick you up?

63. In the year of Pinellia, there were no tears and no wet eyes.

64. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

65. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul. .

I think, because of you, I will live happily.

If one day you suddenly think of me, you should know that I still love you deeply.

68. There are many untold deaths hidden in my heart, but they are hidden in the depths of my memory.

69. I am standing in the middle of the crossroads, waiting for you to take me home.

70. Everyone's love story is a Bible, which records the generations and future of this world.

7 1, some things can't be decided by my will.

72. Only those who learn to grasp happiness with wisdom can be happy all their lives.

73. See through, don't say through, and continue to be friends.

74. In the last year, the memory of that past can never be erased.

75. You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calm because I am not afraid of death.

76. SMS messages like yours have no password or screen lock. At first glance, no one wants to have an ambiguous object.

77. I changed 10086 to your name, and I received your short message every day, deceiving myself that you still care about me.

78. When I have a fever at home, I will stick to surfing the Internet. When I sneeze at school, I think it's terminal cancer.

79. I use my life to interpret the story, hide my sadness in the horizon, and reveal a smile that you feel beautiful but secretly dislike.

80. There is no soft love in a hard city, and life is not like Lin Daiyu, because there are many styles of sadness.

8 1, at that moment, we were silent and couldn't remember the happy time, but the traces of sadness were vivid.

82. We always like to verify others' promises, but seldom verify our own.

83. As long as your feet are still on the ground, don't take yourself too lightly; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

I smiled when I saw the yellow ears of wheat. This reminds me that if there were no poor people like us, I wonder how many rich people would starve to death.

85. Fate, in the cycle of truth, breaks free from the shackles of rust. Perhaps the gravity of expectation is too great, and too many people can't get rid of the destiny takes a hand's path.

Mobile phone signature

1, I only have one man in my life, so I'm not ashamed.

I recently heard that you are rich, and you think Jiro is your master.

3. You don't love Russia. Why are you so good to Russia? It really makes Russia very helpless.

4, give you some sunshine, you say brilliant, give you some moonlight, you say romantic.

Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting and my heart has stopped beating.

6, efforts will not lead to death! But I won't prove it with myself.

7, the so-called life, in fact, is constantly meet with love, and then separated.

8. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

9. For everything in this world, there is no happiness, but there is no sadness.

10, ice cream tastes better than you, and it won't make me cold.

1 1. That year, we met in youth, but said goodbye in indifference.

12, people are always like this, they don't cherish what they get, and what they can't get is always considered the best.

13, I said I want you to be happy, so let me be the protagonist of lovelorn.

14. Money is nothing but paper. If you spend it, call it money. If you burn it, it's called paper money.

15, everything faded in the heavy rain. What would I do without you?

16, the hourglass remembers the time we forgot.

17, there are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me. I like very few people, except you.

18, you are in my aunt's heart, not afraid that my uncle will strangle you in the middle of the night.

19. In a certain year and month, the oath between us became our commemoration at the moment you left.

20. If one day I am killed by you, I won't let you be a ghost.

2 1, is there such a person, you have said to give up countless times, but you still can't bear it?

22. You asked me where I would go in the future, and I smiled happily.

23. Maturity is not because you are old, but because you can still smile with tears in your eyes.

24. Do you think people in this village are evil tigers?

25. Listen carefully to what others say, and don't express your opinions in a hurry.

26. I am just a child and don't want to bear so many realities that don't belong to me.

27. At the next intersection, miss a certain temperature.

28. I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife, and the sky said stop it.

29, sleep in class, make trouble after class, and die in the exam.

Don't waste your life where you will regret it.

3 1, as long as we are heart to heart, thinking is so close at hand.

32. You gave me a meter of sunshine, but you gave me a lifetime of vicissitudes.

33. Why does the husband want to earn money to support his family? Please reverse the word husband.

34. Your appearance affected my healthy growth.

35. Laughing and crying together is the most beautiful end in the world.

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

You know, not everyone can make waves in my heart.

38. I have also become a child, greedily sucking the spring water of your love.

39. If I can, I want to be your inescapable destiny.

40. Sorrow is a short story, and you can't understand it until you recover your tears.

4 1, the contraceptive effect is not successful, then adults.

42. Waking up is one thing, getting up is another.

43. Love is like a broken kite, which suddenly loses its direction.

44. I hope to have such a person to accompany me to my old age.

45. Stand in your corner and pretend to be a passerby.

46. I have been a passer-by of countless people, and it doesn't matter if you have one more.

47. Life is an empty city, full of confusing love.

48. I have asked myself this question more than once. Do I know love?

49. Simple happiness pervades the happy twilight. At this moment, it throbs and shines.

50. Memories hold my hand, and how I escape is doomed to be futile.

5 1, don't make yourself so sad, so suppress your dual personality.

52. The original sweetness is now only bitter.

53. A person's lonely footsteps become slaves of love.

Once complaining becomes a bad habit, life will be dark.

55. I'm not a public toilet. Come if you want. Leave if you want.

56. Going back a long time, I couldn't stick to the wrong future.

57. Without ideas, what can you do with them?

I don't want you to be alone, but you would rather be alone.

I had nothing to say when you left.

60. Love is a needle in the sea, which is really hard to buy.

6 1, maybe you will never be influenced by me. .

62. Some things don't need to be forced. Some people don't need to stay.

63. In the missed season, if we say something wrong, we make mistakes again and again until we pass by.

64. Force yourself to be gentle. I lost you, and I lost myself.

65. Whose loneliness covers my clothes and whose clothes cover my shoulders.

66. Does the belly grow in the head? All you think about every day is eating.

67. Under the same sky, I feel very happy just thinking about it.

68. Many people climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder is on the wrong wall.

69. In a blink of an eye, winter arrived and the sunshine became thin and pale.

70. I'm just an ordinary person. When I am thirsty, I will drink water. When I am sleepy, I want to sleep. If I feel pain, I will probably let go.

7 1, things that we once thought would never be forgotten are forgotten by us in the process of our obsession.

72. I like a person's life, at least I don't have to worry about one person all day, just for myself.

73. Near the end of the year, it's time to go, reflecting the disappointment in my heart.

74. Holding hands, sitting in a chair full of maple leaves, watching the sun rise and enjoying the romance given to each other.

Life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

76. I just want to accompany you, watch the starry sky at night, watch the flowing water and spend my life with you.

77. I didn't know until I met you. It's flattering to say that I'm coquettish. It's just bring disgrace to oneself in front of you.

78. Impulse means that you are still passionate about life, always impulsive, which means that you still don't understand life.

79. Some people say that the more bustling and noisy, the more difficult it is to hide loneliness. This sentence is true, my loneliness comes from you.

80. Don't fascinate me with gentle call, Tingting's beautiful image, and let me suffer with affectionate eyes.

8 1, I want to be a beautiful woman and add some sunshine to my life; I want to be a quiet woman who can comfort me when my friend is depressed.

Mobile phone short message signature

1. Imagination is more important than knowledge. The biggest mistake in life is constantly worrying about making mistakes.

People can do it because they believe in it.

4. The ideal road is always for people with confidence.

5, it is best to lack it. Don't rob a lover just because you are lonely. It is unfair to both people and lacks a sense of responsibility. Find a bosom friend, not a lover.

No matter when you finish, it's important not to regret it after you finish.

7. Life without friends is like life without sunshine.

8. Youth is the only time when we have the right to dream.

9. People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have. -Encourage SMS.

10, where there is an ideal place, hell is heaven.

1 1, learn to bear the pain and adjust your mentality. Some words, suitable for rotten in the heart, some pain, suitable for silent forgetting. When you experience it, you grow up and you know it yourself. Many changes, you don't have to say it yourself, others will see it.

12, of all deception, self-deception is the most serious.

13, if you want to act, you must act unswervingly and don't catch your breath.

14, everything should be viewed from various angles.

15, although the sun has black spots, it has established a glorious image in its efforts to burn.

16, the first youth was given by God; The second person's youth depends on his own efforts.

17, behind every effort, there must be a double return.

18, the establishment of great achievements in life is not knowing, but being able to do it.

19, sown in the fertile soil of struggle, a drop of sweat is a good seed for hope.

20. All victories are insignificant compared with the victories of conquering oneself.

2 1, you choose whether to do it or not, but if you don't do it, you will never have a chance.

22. No matter who you have contradictions and awkwardness with, the time to solve them should not exceed 24 hours. Otherwise there will be more trouble. In an acceptable range, apologize first. It's not a bad thing to make yourself a bad person.

23. One today is better than two tomorrows.

24. There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.

25. The strength developed by a believer is greater than that of 99 people who are only interested.

26. Only the harvest can test the meaning of cultivation; Only contribution can measure the value of life.

27. Tell yourself "I'm really fine" once a day.

28. Greed is the truest poverty, and satisfaction is the truest wealth.

29. Love is so powerful that people can forget everything, but so small that they can't even hold a grain of jealous sand.

30. "Impossible" only exists in the dictionary of fools.

3 1. Those who sow with tears will surely reap with a smile.

Don't torture yourself for anyone or anything. For example, not eating, crying, autism, depression, these are all things that fools do. Of course, it is necessary to be stupid occasionally, and life doesn't have to be smart all the time.

33. Before correcting others, reflect on whether you have made any mistakes.

34. Ideas are like practice. You must concentrate on drilling down to have strength.

35. A great man is great because when he is in adversity with others, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve his goal.

36. Play your role and do what you should do.

37. When you are sad, find a trustworthy friend to tell you. Don't bear it silently. It will only increase loneliness and sadness.

38. Tomorrow is the land with the fastest appreciation in the world, because it is full of hope.

39. Luminescence is not the patent of the sun. It can also shine.

40. As long as they are hardworking bees, honey sources can be found everywhere in the vast Yuan Ye.

4 1, a person who can see things from other people's ideas and understand other people's spiritual activities will never have to worry about his future.

42. If you are willing to admit your mistake, you have corrected your mistake by half.

43. Don't drill into sadness when you are unhappy, think of days when you have laughter.

44. All failures are insignificant compared with those of losing self.

45. Any restriction starts from one's own heart.

46. Those who look at the ocean and sigh will never reach the other side of success.

47. If you are afraid of failure, you will never succeed.

Courage does not mean that fear does not exist, but that you dare to face and overcome it.

49. Genius is the best cow. They work 18 hours a day, all the time.

50. The new road is often narrow at first, but it is a prelude to its own extension and broadening.

Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass.

A brave man is his best friend.

As long as you have confidence, people will never be defeated.

54. When a person really realizes, he gives up the pursuit of external wealth in the world and begins to pursue real wealth in the inner world.

55. Loose strings can never play the strong notes of the times.

Among the easiest things in the world, procrastination is the least laborious.

57. Diligence should be the decisive factor in the formation of genius.

58. A person's greatest bankruptcy is despair, and his greatest asset is hope.

Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

60. To overcome the anxiety and depression in life, we must first learn to be our own master.

Genius is nothing more than hard work and diligence.

You can't control the weather, but you can change your mood.

63. When you are free, play a gentle music, read a few pages of good books, and then sleep in. Let's go You can also sleep when you are in a bad mood.

Face the sun, and there will be no shadow.

65. If you walk along the road that others have walked, you should step on the thorns on the side of the road, because if you walk more, the road will become wider.

Remember the birthdays of the people you like, including your family and of course yourself. It doesn't matter if no one gives you a present on your birthday. You can buy beautiful gifts for your parents.

67. God never complains about people's ignorance, but people complain about God's unfairness.

68. Just because the sole is worn out doesn't mean the road is over.

69. When you are unhappy, look at the blue sky during the day and look at the night at night. The vast sky belongs to our love, and we would rather be proud and moldy than fall in love with a low profile. Tell yourself I'm the best. Stay confident.

70. Desire enhances enthusiasm, and perseverance smoothes mountains.

7 1, be sure to have a few friends of the opposite sex, no wild desires. A good friend is the one who helps you out at the critical moment.

72. Only by sharing can happiness be doubled. -Encourage your own signature.

73. Keep it in mind; Every day is the best day of the year.

74. Where there is hope, pain becomes happiness.

75. The most tiring thing in the world is to live in hypocrisy.

76. If the building of career lacks the pillar of perseverance, it can only be a castle in the air.

77. A good life should be full of expectations, surprises and gratitude.

78. If you ever sang the praises of the dawn, please embrace the night.

79. Loneliness and abandonment are the most terrible poverty.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent effort.

8 1. Face the past with the least regret, the present with the least waste, and the future with the most dreams.

82. Indulgence and diligence are wasted in fun, and actions are destroyed in thinking.

83. Experience is distilled from pain.

84. Life is too short. If you don't give up today, you may not get it tomorrow.

85. If a person is weak, he is his greatest enemy.

86. Don't care too much. Some people care too much about some things. Let nature take its course and face it with the best attitude, because the world is too unfair. In front of the most important things, we are often the least valuable.

87. I feel that I can do it or not. Actually, it's just a moment.

88. As long as people don't lose their way, they won't lose themselves.

89. Greetings need not be cautious, but they must be sincere and touching.

90. Leisure and tranquility mean death to the waves.

9 1, when you feel sad and painful, you'd better learn something. Learning will make you invincible forever.

92. Optimists see opportunities in disasters; A pessimist sees disaster in every opportunity.

93. Treat yourself as a fool, ask if you don't understand, and learn more.

94. In any case, don't talk about others behind their backs. If you must say it, say something nice. It is a good thing to have many friends, even if they are not very good friends, it is much better than wanting to have one more enemy because of carelessness.

95. A youth classic will never be redeemed immediately.

96. Learn to do everything step by step and not be anxious.

97. Without preset expectations, caring for people will be more comfortable.

98. If life is stripped of ideals, dreams and fantasies, then life is just a pile of empty shelves.

99. Positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.

100, genius is the ability to work endlessly.

10 1. Occasionally watching soap operas is allowed, but it cannot be a dependency. Allow long hair occasionally, but pay attention to the occasion. Occasionally swearing is allowed, but only in front of old friends or alone. Remember to forget those words that make you sad.

102, you have to respect yourself before others will respect you.

103, home! Warm home! The best thing in the world is home.

104. From now on, be smart and don't ask others if they miss you. Love you or not? If I miss you or love you, I will tell you, but if I say it from your mouth, others will be proud and won't care about you.

105, the value of a person is determined at the moment of being tempted.

106, don't wait for opportunities, create opportunities.

107, can try to avoid quarreling with others. An angry person is terrible and will become crazy because he can't control his emotions. Be patient, then think about the root of the problem, and finally solve it calmly.

On the Dead Personality of Mobile Phone Card

1, when I have money, I must change my mobile phone! ! This stupid mobile phone card is dead

2. I get too many calls every day, and my mobile phone card is dead. Get a new cell phone and keep calling.

I'm sorry to go home this time, just because the old mobile phone card is dead and I want to change it for a new one.

4, the mobile phone card is dead, I can't type a word, I am anxious! It took a long time to return to normal.

5. Why does the mobile phone card always show that there is no service? I must go there today.

6. Delete thousands of pictures and videos in one breath, otherwise the mobile phone card will die!

7, the mobile phone card is dead, and the memory is not enough.

8. My mobile phone card is dead. I want to smash it, but I can't bear to part with it. After all, I saved a lot of spicy pictures.

9. I visited a Taobao mobile phone card and died. I restarted it several times. If you want to use it for a long time, it won't even agree

10, I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. My mobile phone card is dead. Can't you exchange it with me? If you have to wait until 10, you will never buy it. ......

1 1, the mobile phone card is dead! I really want to be rich! Change the computer, change the phone!

12, the mobile phone card is dead, and the computer is better. This live broadcast shows my anger.

13, deleted more than 8,000 photos and 100 videos, and then the mobile phone card died.

14, and wrote more than 1000 words. When it was sent out, the mobile phone card was dead.

15, angry and crying, just like this because the mobile phone card died 45678 times.

16, mobile phone card, and then I can't open it anymore. I am very angry now, lying in the trough, so annoying and crying.

17, what should I do? When the mobile phone card is dead, playing games becomes hot.

18, the mobile phone card died, and the contract expired at the end of August, so this number is no longer needed. Two numbers are really troublesome.

19, when I watched the video today, my mobile phone card was almost dead! In a bad mood.

20. I am sitting watching TV and drinking tea. Dad suddenly dropped his mobile phone and scolded him for the death of his mobile phone card.

2 1, the mobile phone card is dead, and it is much smoother to brush. I am also a person who can brush.

22, a landing into a box. Zhou Xianxuan was so angry with a mobile phone card that I was killed.

23. The mobile phone card is dead. It's really useless for me to use the mobile phone. I change it every year. I really want to change my mobile phone. Money? Money?

24. I was supposed to sign in at 00:00, but my mobile phone card died.

25. If the mobile phone card is broken, it will die [kneeling]. I feel like I'll miss it before I change my mobile phone next month.

26. When I tried to delete this photo, my mobile phone got stuck.

27. My mother told me before that the mobile phone card was dead, and my father laughed at her for not cleaning up the mobile phone space. Then my mother asked me if this is for mobile phones! Poison! Ah!

28. The mobile phone card has been formatted, and the phone number of the photo emoticon memo is all gone. My heart is dead, so many photos make me heartache.