Selected humorous short messages with digital changes

1, honey, we can cook telephone porridge for a while in the future, as long as you call from the company and cook until our mouths are worn out. Those rotten and hairy old things, although taken out to bask in the sun, are full of "Li Sao"! Any reliable news is closely related to any trouble.

2, finally changed the gun, new mobile phone, new number, in the future, I will not desperately compress nonsense with you, while distressed and calculating the phone bill. Don't worry, you won't often hear me say that my mobile phone is dead, and you won't say that I am in a meeting. I used to hold meetings n times a week, but now I won't, because calling is free.

3, new number, new weather, never turn off the phone, always in the service area, always have a signal, do not welcome Unicom's short messages!

One day, I knew you when I said you turned to dust. You said you could smell me even if I turned into air. Now you can smell the new number. If you guess my smell, I'll be your girlfriend. If you can't smell it, then you are my boyfriend.

I have turned over a new leaf. I won't drill that trap again. You won't hear Xiao Zhang say I'll call you back later. You can tell me as much as you want. I'll tell you first, because you are the friendliest to me. For me, so don't call my original mobile phone. It costs 40 cents to answer a minute. I am very sad to hear that!

6. Please store the new number within 2 minutes, otherwise the SMS bomb will be detonated immediately! No worse than a suicide bomber!

7. look for it. I have changed my number now. If you call my original mobile phone number in the future, I will mail the phone bill to your home. If you don't agree with the bleeding in your wallet, don't blame me for strangling your mobile phone. I will call you back in a few hundred years.

8. Finally, the shotgun was changed, a new mobile phone and a new number. If you call my original mobile phone number in the future, I will send the phone bill to your home. If you don't want to bleed, please remember/kloc-0 189xxxxxxxxx immediately.

9. One day, I knew you when I said you turned to dust. You said you could smell me even if I turned into air. Now, try to smell this new number. If you guess my smell, I'll be your girlfriend. If you can't smell it, then you are my boyfriend.

10, due to too many followers, in order to hide people's eyes and ears and not cause chaos in the world, my XXX will be changed to this number xxxx from today. Remember, remember.

1 1. Because the number I used to use has been monitored by the CIA for 24 hours, I want to change it now. Shh, keep your voice down.

12, because the state stipulates that wives cannot be replaced casually, and parents cannot be replaced casually. So you can only change the number to experience the fun of changing. Please remember that the number can be changed. Call if you need anything.

13, because she was too handsome and harassed by the opposite sex, she changed her new number, and now the number is xxxxxx. Please delete this message immediately after saving it to prevent the number from being leaked. If anyone asks, please keep your mouth shut. Please forgive the inconvenience caused by paparazzi!

14, the little turtle said to his mother, "Mom, someone sent me a text message with a new number, so I can't return it?" Mother turtle said, "Son! Just keep it, the pig will come back, and the turtle will not come back. "

15, I am, I am a beauty, 27 years old, if you are the one. Number xxxxxx

16, in order to present a gift to the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China and fully show the admiration of people outside the Party, after careful consideration, I decided to change my mobile phone number to xxx from now on, so as to facilitate contact with comrades in the Party and underground people, remember! Remember!

17. In order to celebrate Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day, let's celebrate a three-happiness ceremony and officially launch a new number dedicated to XXX. ......

18. In order to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day (optional holiday), we have come to celebrate a Sanfu ceremony and officially launch a new special number. Thank you.

19, notice: because the original user 13xxxxxxxxx is determined to be cool to the end, in order to avoid its harm to the world, this number has been forcibly withdrawn by our company. If it is urgent, you can contact him at 139xxxxxxxx. This is a notice for you. Thank you for your cooperation.

20, the sky can collapse, the ground can sink, only the heart will never change; The sea can dry up, the stone can rot, and only the oath cannot be changed; The house has changed, the mobile phone has changed, and I will always be attached to a friend; Always contact, report safety, and remember the new phone number. My new number xxxx has been in contact, don't forget.

2 1, look for it, xxxxxxx, I changed my number. In the future, if anyone calls my original mobile phone number, I will send the bill to his home!

22, people floating in the rivers and lakes, how can you not change the number. Tianya got a knife and ran to the cape. It's no big deal, just change the number at most. Numbers are not important. Friends are the best. Dear old friend, I was joking when I ran away. I recently changed my mobile phone number. Remember to contact me often!

23. Hello, your friend's mobile phone number will be upgraded to 13xxxxxxxxx from 0: 00 today. Please save the update in time without notice. If you have any questions, please contact customer service QQ: xxxxxxxx.

24. Hello, I'm Xxx. China Mobile specially held the activity of "I know xxx and I am proud, and xxx knows me and I am proud" to celebrate my new number. If you enter this number into your mobile phone immediately and edit the short message "I invite you to dinner" and send it to this number, you may get the opportunity to invite Xxx to dinner alone.

25. Thank you for using the telephone directory system. If you are upset, upset, sad or worried, you can call our owner at13xxxxxxxxx, and our owner will try his best to answer your questions. At the same time, the original number/kloc-0 13xxxxxxxxxx is suspended, and this information is free. Thanks again! !

26, two ... milk was poured out, and the number was changed to keep it secret. I am xx, new number xxxxxx.

27. How can there be a legend without experiencing wind and rain! How can there be a signal without changing the number! How can it matter if you don't experience contact My friend, I have experienced changing numbers. I hope you get good grades and catch up with more in the future!

28. The last number of XX was killed in the front line. This is a new number. After using it, I found that people have grown taller and stronger. The most important thing is not to be stupid. It feels good.

29. Long time no see, I miss you very much. The number has changed, but the family has not changed. No matter the years change, no matter the vicissitudes of life, old beauty is a smiling face, and the expectation of growth is an eternal yearning. There is no eternal number, but there are eternal friends, remember to keep in touch!

30. Digital Genie, help me weave a message of blessing! Words are ethereal, send me some feelings! Friends need to remember that friendship needs to be strong. Today, I send my new number xxx. I hope you and I can keep in touch and stay close!

3 1, what you are browsing now is not the phone number, but the constant sincerity! What you need to save now is not a contact information, but a new relationship! Friend, I changed my number to xxxx. Hope to contact often!

32. Actually, I can't bear to part with it. Actually, I'm sad, too. Actually, I don't want to talk about it either. Actually, I don't want to do it either, but it's worth it to send a message to tell you that I changed my number. My name is xx, and my new number is xx.

Ladies and gentlemen, big friends, children, ladies and gentlemen, new friends and old friends, I have bad news: I have been hunted down and my mobile phone has been burnt out by the continuous high temperature. Hey, I am so handsome that the girls are not at ease, so I boldly made a decision: "change the number" and save it quickly!

34, rock, crazy sweetheart; Classical, the modern beauty of art; The vane of fashion and fashion; Melody, synonymous with perfection; Change the number, occasionally change it slightly; Contact, a small emotion of life. Change the number, save it and keep in touch.

35. Honey, I've been using your photo as a screensaver. I turned on my cell phone that night, and suddenly your picture appeared. Then there appeared a light with a thick burnt smell in the darkness. When I saw it the next day, my mobile phone card burned black. So, I changed a new number and told you not to use your photo as a screensaver. Save it if you dare!

36. With a flick of a finger, a strange message appeared; After reading it, I trembled and threatened to smash you; My mind is full of thoughts, and I don't know who sent the text message; Make an emergency plan and take preventive measures as soon as possible; Finally, I found the lie, which turned out to be a number change.

37. The rich change their mobile phones, the poor change their mobile phone numbers, XXX, and the new mobile phone number XXX ... Welcome to harass, please press 1 for dinner, please dial directly for introduction, and call 1 10 for borrowing money.

38. Change to a Zhen Xuan-style number: It must be excellent for someone to send you a text message and call you every day, but it's too frequent and boring. I just had a brainwave and had the idea of changing the number. In private, I feel that I must inform you, so that I can catch up with the past and cultivate my sentiment. Please write down this number of XX, please delete the previous one, and keep the ones you don't want to delete as a souvenir.

39. Hello, the system has been upgraded. Your friend XXX's mobile phone number has been upgraded to 13 * * * * * * * *. Please save the update in time without notice. Please contact 10086 if you have any questions. Customer service QQ: * * * * *, please forgive the inconvenience.

40. The world is changing too fast: some people change cars, some people change rooms, some people change wives, some people change lovers, some people change jobs and some people change mobile phones. In order to keep up with the times, I solemnly declare that I will change my number, too. My new number is XXXXXXXXXXX.

4 1, due to too many followers, in order to hide people's eyes and ears and not cause chaos in the world, I -XXX will use this number from today. Remember, remember.

42. Hello, I'm XX. I've always been cautious about changing the number. I choose my own number, I am responsible for it, and it is easy for everyone to remember. 13XXXXXXXXX, an honorary product of China Unicom, conforms to the tastes of Chinese people. I'll use it later. 13XXXXXXXXX, the combat code in the mobile phone number!

43. I received your notice. Please call 133xxxxxx, or I will burn it.

44. In order to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day (optional holiday), we held a Sanxi Festival and officially launched the special new number ... Thank you.

45. Hi! I changed my number again. But don't worry, I promise this is the last time, because I use healthy and environmentally friendly CDMA, and the number is xxxxx. Be sure to update your address book.

46, hey! I dropped my cell phone in the toilet again. This is the eighth time this year. Changing mobile phones makes people dizzy, but the friendship of friends can't be changed. Please remember my new number and keep in touch. I wish my dear friend happiness. My mobile phone will never go to the toilet to take a shower!

47. Holding the sky is even worse; Grasp the fate, I am xx, remember to dial my Tianyi/KLOC-0 189xxxxxxxx.

48. I abandoned the past, but I have your figure in my heart ... At this time, you must want to ask:' Who are you? Please don't doubt that I am your friend/family XXX. Please remember my new phone number! "

49. With a flick of a finger, a strange message appeared; After reading it, I trembled all over; Threatening to hit you, my mind is full of ideas, I don't know who is short; Make an emergency plan and take preventive measures as soon as possible; Finally, I found the lie, which turned out to be a number change.

50. Dear friends and relatives, I keep pace with the times. I have entered the 3G era from the 2G era, and my mobile phone number has been upgraded from 138xxxxxxxx to 189xxxxxxxx. Welcome to call, welcome to upgrade and enter the new era of 3G.

5 1. After graduation, we went our separate ways, all for the sake of making a living. We have been out of touch for a long time, and we often don't think about it. Now we have changed the city and the number is new. Finally, we got up the courage to send my message. Want to know what's going on, please listen to my next program!

52. Nowadays, the telephone number has to be changed only because the old number is dangerous. In this special period of the alternation of the old and the new, only your position ranks first. Look at my number, you are very loyal. Remembering my number makes me cry. In order not to let my nose run, I adjusted it without reciting it.

53. Since the number I used before xx has been monitored by the CIA for 24 hours, I changed it to13xxxxxxxxx. Please update it.

54, new number, new weather, this is xx, I never turn off my phone, and I have been in the service area. Guests are welcome to harass and borrow money.

55. Hey, boys, my mobile phone number has been changed to 189xxxxxxxx.

56. Hello, I am the successor of XX mobile phone. His old mobile phone is retired, so I'll take over. My phone number is, you can call me later. Don't disturb the old man. Thank you.

57. With the progress of the times and the development of science, I find that my mobile phone number is too old and too regional. So upgrade to GSM from tomorrow, change the number to xxxxx, and contact more later! ! !

58, a pair of days, called an ordinary angel; Two pairs of days long, called four-winged archangels; Dragon four pairs of days, known as the gods; Dragon 189xxxxx Tianyi ... What else do you want? That's called changing numbers!

59. The mobile phone has changed its number, but you ignored me when I called. It's not that friendship has changed, it's that I'm really afraid of fraud. I want to send a text message, so I won't bother to guess. Although the numbers are different, you know my heart. Change the number quickly and keep in touch. Do n't wait Have a good mood!

60. Rich people change their mobile phones and poor people change their numbers. I am xx's new mobile phone number 13xxxxx. Welcome harassment. Please press 1 for dinner, direct dial for recommendation and 1 10 for loan.

6 1, the mobile phone has changed its number, so it is difficult to find the old number. The reason is not simple, so don't bother to guess. Delete the old number, remember the new number, and the friendship between friends will not break. If you think it's too much trouble, say it silently for a hundred times. I wish you happiness forever!

62. Different numbers, same feelings, different numbers, same friends. Although the numbers are strange, the friendship is sincere and profound. Friend, I changed my number. I will inform you as soon as possible. Remember to keep in touch!

63. The rich change their mobile phones and the poor change their numbers. My name is (name) mobile phone number 13 ... Welcome to harass, please press 1 for dinner, please dial directly when logging off, and call 1 10 for borrowing money.

64. Because there are too many followers, in order to hide people's eyes and ears and not cause chaos in the world, I-* * changed this number from today. Remember, remember.

65. As the number (name) I used before has been monitored by the CIA for 24 hours, I changed it to13 * * * * * * * *, please update it.

66. Hey ~ ~ ~ Do you know who I am? I am * * * ~ Yes, I have changed ~ I am now the * * * who regards the interests of all mankind as his own interests in order to maintain world peace! Remember my number! I * * * vote for me!

67. The new year is new, and the mobile phone has a new number. There is no need to guess the reason. The number will tell you. The new number is changed to the old number, and the friendship remains the same. When you miss me, just dial your cell phone. I wish you all the best and have a good mood!

68. New number, new atmosphere, this is (name). I will never turn off my phone and stay in the service area forever. Guests are welcome to harass and borrow money.

69. I have reformed. No matter what phone call I receive from today, I will not be carried away by dinosaurs, upset by frogs, have green eyes when I meet handsome guys, and have red eyes when I meet beautiful women. I changed the two-way money trap set meal, and now it's one-way cheap fast food.

70. In order to celebrate the arrival of the Party's founding day, we had a triple happiness, and officially launched the XXX special new number. ......

7 1, inform you of the change of mobile phone number; Don't forget to save and keep in touch; Delete the old number to make room; In order to avoid misunderstanding and being deceived; It is by no means a mortal who receives information; Ordinary people never say anything. Remember to keep in touch!

72. Please delete the old number when changing the mobile phone number. Bobo's mouth is moving, and a lovely voice is given to you; When I am happy, I share that I am the strongest; Come to me when you are depressed, and I will make you laugh. It's not difficult to call me, remember the new number * * *!

73. The world is changing too fast. Some people change cars: some people change rooms: some people change wives: some people change lovers: some people change jobs; Someone changed their mobile phone. In order to keep pace with the times. I solemnly declare that I want to change my number, even my name.

74. The society is progressing and the times are developing; The reform is still going on and updated into a trend. Some people change rooms and some people change cars; Some people change computers, others change mobile phones. In order to adapt to the development and keep up with the trend, I also changed the card number, remember to save it!

75. If you are upset, upset, sad or worried, you can call the owner (name) at1* * * * * *, and the owner will try his best to answer your questions. At the same time, the original139 * * * * * * is suspended, and this information is free. Thanks again! !

Dear handsome/beautiful, do you know who my old man is? I miss you so much that I can't even remember where I put my original mobile phone number. This is my new one.

77. Hello, the system has been upgraded. The mobile phone number of your friend * * * * has been upgraded to13 * * * * * * *. Please save the update in time without notice. Please contact 10086 if you have any questions. Customer service QQ: * * * * *, please forgive the inconvenience.

78, shotgun for cannon, mobile phone for number, waving goodbye to the old phone number, friends and relatives notice. The original mobile phone, the new number, will be followed by good fortune, and will be saved as soon as you receive the text message. Look at the information, save the number, and sincerely wish your family a healthy and happy smile!

79. You know I've been using your photo as a screensaver. I turned on my cell phone that night, and suddenly your picture appeared. Then there appeared a light with a thick burnt smell in the darkness. The next day, I saw that my mobile phone card was burnt black, so I changed a new number and told you not to use your photo as a screensaver!

80, lush green, cool, grass and birds to laugh; The sun is charming and the shirt is unbuttoned, especially because the heat wave is trapped all over the body; Send a message, send a blessing, you know my friendship, I hope you can laugh happily, old friend, my new number, keep in touch if anything happens.

8 1, today's meeting is mainly to announce that in the future, we should focus on doing practical things, do not engage in popular projects, do not brag, and base ourselves on society and serve the people! Ok, finally, I announce an important news: I changed my mobile phone number. Here it is. Please remember to contact me later! The meeting is over!

82. the State Council issued a notice to change (name) mobile phone number to13 * * * * * *. All units and individuals must write it down. Any omission will be at your own risk.

83. Ladies and gentlemen, friends with big pots and small pots, ladies and gentlemen, friends with new pots and friends with old pots have a bad news for you. Has been hunted, and the mobile phone has been burnt out by continuous high temperature. Alas, I am so handsome that girls are not at ease, so I boldly made a decision: "change the number"!

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