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Collect the most interesting Christmas wishes! For girls and boys! One for each person!

Provide a few male students: 65438+On the evening of February 25th, a handsome guy appeared in your chimney. Don't panic, it's Santa Claus! He had plastic surgery in Korea and wanted to surprise everyone. Don't tell anyone!

Hey, why are you still here? Do you know your importance? Without you, who will drag Santa Claus to give presents to everyone? Merry Christmas!

Female classmate: Urgent notice: Since there is no chimney in your house, please open the window before going to bed tonight so that I can deliver the gift to your house. Let it get cold-Happy holidays from Santa Claus.

You see, it's cold again; Listen, the wind is carrying ice! Here, this is a scarf for you. A warm scarf brings you warm wishes in cold weather. Christmas is coming, so you are ready. . . Did you lay eggs?

Christmas emergency notice: Santa Claus is busy with endorsements and performances during Christmas, so he decides to cash all the gifts. Please receive a short message with verification code at the nearest bank. The verification code is: I lay eggs, I am happy! If there is no suitable one, you can consult me.