Looking for humorous text messages between couples

I never knew that love can corrode people's hearts like strong alcohol, so strong and deep. I never knew that love is the source of longing, flowing into my heart continuously.

The wonderful use of mobile phones in love: turning on the phone is to wait for you, turning off the phone is to avoid you, turning off the phone is to forget you, and the expired number is to forget you forever!

Loneliness is like a cigarette, longing is like a drop of tears. In the misty smoke, I see your handsome face, which seems to be as moving as the first time we met.

If allowed, I really want to forget you. But this can never be done? You put your arms around my shoulders, with infinite tenderness in your eyes. Don't leave me, I need you.

Undying love: after going through wind and rain, the rainbow appears, the mirror is broken and reunited, the meaning is deep and affectionate, the love has no regrets, the special liking, the eternal bond, life and death and love.

I will always be by your side, letting you know that with a stubborn heart, I am waiting long and persistently; you can’t see my affectionate eyes behind my back! You should be able to feel my fiery heart.

Perhaps sometimes people can only use reason to control their feelings. It is not because they have moved on and are not in love anymore, but because love has changed its way and is hidden at the bottom of the heart.

Fate comes together and ends, love is tonight; don’t ask for wealth, just have it; countless days and nights, I miss you quietly; the mountain stream and the stream eventually return to the sea; the lover in my dream finally returns to my arms!

Even if time stops, even if life is like dust, if this world will eventually disappear, our love will never die.

I understand that I can’t let go of your love, I am too familiar with your care, and I can’t bear to leave you for a while. After we are separated, we may believe in love even more!

Please give me your heart's sustenance and keep my hopeless longing. I am no longer lonely in a foreign land, I am no longer alone...Thank you for the love you gave me.

Gossip words cannot stop my love for you, and nonsense words cannot express my love for you. Only soft words can get your love.

Accidental acquaintance, permanent longing, I just want to hold you in my arms and enjoy a moment of joy, occasional romantic indulgence, but it is related to loneliness.

If you are sad, please tell me and I will help you solve your problems! If you are happy you will infect me! If you are happy, it will always be my face that smiles; if you are sad, it will always be my heart.

One drop of a lover's tears will wake you up; a sentimental heart will break if you rub it; there is no right or wrong in gatherings and separations, and who can tell the difference between right and wrong? Love is a glass of wine that makes everyone drunk.

I never knew parting would be so sad, I never knew missing you would be so strong, I never knew loving you would make me so crazy. But I know in my heart: I only love you!

Tossing and turning, it’s hard to fall asleep. I miss you a thousand times, and I hope you will appear soon. I spend my nights thinking about you, I spend my days thinking about you, and I look forward to the day you come back.

I carefully keep the past in my heart, lest time will dilute it and leave me nowhere to look for it, but I am also afraid of approaching and disturbing your peaceful sky.

I turned a corner in my dream and saw that good time. Although you are not with me now, your figure is still in my heart.

Love is a plant. When it is sown, who can imagine what kind of buds, flowers and fruits it will produce?