Fraudulent text messages are the best reply.

I will leave tomorrow. I've thought about it for a long time, but I still won't come to see you. You dial 12590xxxxx first, and then press 1. After listening to the music, press 3, and you will know what I am thinking!

I'm really sorry that you finally left. (Wow! I was so sad that I forgot to ask you: What's your name? )