May Day blessing funny messages

The May Day holiday is a good time for us to relax our body and mind. On this special day, we can not only enjoy delicious food and travel, but also send some funny blessing text messages to relatives and friends to make everyone laugh until the end of the May Day holiday.

The following are some funny May Day blessing text messages that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts:

1. May Day, I wish you a happy May Day! Remember to eat more and don't let yourself starve. If you are really hungry, sell yourself to a restaurant as a chef. Anyway, you don't have to worry about eating anymore.

2. May Day, I wish you a happy May Day! Remember to exercise more and don't let yourself become a fat little chubby guy. If you really become a little chubby, just sell yourself to a TV station as a panda. Anyway, you don't have to worry about losing weight anymore.

3. May Day, I wish you a happy May Day! Remember to get plenty of rest and don't tire yourself out. If you are really exhausted, sell yourself to a travel company as a tour guide. Anyway, you don't have to worry about work anymore.

4. May Day, I wish you a happy May Day! Remember to study more and don't let yourself become an ignorant pretty boy. If you really become a pretty boy, just sell yourself to an entertainment company and become an artist. Anyway, you don't have to worry about future problems anymore.

5. May Day, I wish you a happy May Day! Remember to make friends and don't let yourself be alone. If you are really alone, sell yourself to a dating agency and become a matchmaker. Anyway, you don't have to worry about marriage anymore.

Operation steps

1. Open the mobile phone text message interface.

2. Choose a funny blessing message.

3. Enter the recipient’s mobile phone number.

4. Click the Send button.

5. Wait for the recipient’s reply to see if they laugh until their stomach hurts.

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During the May Day holiday, let us enjoy life and relax. Whether it is eating delicious food, traveling, exercising or studying, remember to maintain a happy mood and keep yourself smiling until the end of the May Day holiday. Happy May Day to everyone!