What funny things happened when you were in college?

I belong to that kind of thin person. Because I am thin, a very funny thing happened in college.

When we were in college, there was no class teacher, only a college counselor. At that time, there were about 20 classes in a college, and the counselors were male teachers, so they were not often seen. The counselor's surname is Wang, and we all call him "Miss Wang". When our school started, the school built a new campus, which was very big and beautiful. Of course, because the new campus is a newly planned university town, it is also very remote.

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Some time ago, a classmate in a nearby school was walking outside the school very late and was hit by a car. Then the school leaders attached great importance to this matter and asked the college counselors to strictly investigate the students who didn't go back to the dormitory to sleep on time at night. The monitor sent a short message saying that the counselor personally checked the bed at night and asked everyone to return to the dormitory on time.

I was very sleepy that day, so I went to bed early and fell asleep in bed. Later, my roommate woke up and said that the monitor and counselor were downstairs. They were going upstairs and getting ready for bed. I said vaguely: Oh. Lying back again. But I didn't fall asleep. The counselor came to our dormitory and stood at the door and said, I'm not going to the girls' dormitory. I'll call the roll, and those who arrive say "here".

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Everything goes well. When it's my turn, I'll say "here". Maybe I was too thin. It was winter. Teacher Wang saw a quilt. It didn't look like someone was sleeping on the bed, and I didn't sit up. Teacher Wang ordered it again and I answered it again. Teacher Wang said: Don't answer for others. Don't do this for safety. As soon as I heard this, I sat up in a daze and said, Miss Wang, I'm here. I just went to bed early. Can't you see someone sleeping in bed?

Teacher Wang smiled and said, Don't tell me, I really didn't see anyone on the bed. Then everyone in the dormitory laughed. Teacher Wang said: nowadays, little girls think that being thin is beautiful, but they should also pay attention to their health. Everyone in your dormitory is too thin. Eat more, not afraid of being fat. A girl in the dormitory directly replied: we dare not eat, and we will get fat if we eat. She's different. She eats the most, but she is not fat. Teacher Wang smiled. Laughed for a while and said it was getting late. Don't speak too late. Go to bed early.

Up to now, a classmate in our dormitory still remembers this joke because I am a person who can't eat fat. I put a thick quilt on the bed and I drowned directly. Teacher Wang thought my roommate answered it for me. I believe that everyone is surrounded by one or several people who will not get fat no matter how they eat. I don't know what other people think, but that was the only time I thought eating fat was also a problem. It is also because my food is not fat that I made such a joke.