What witty words should you say to your girlfriend?

1. God is my witness, my shadow follows you anytime and anywhere, and my eyes are watching you all the time... Damn, I mean - except when you take a shower!

2. I heard people say that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. Considering that you and I are so destined, can you please let me climb two less mountains so that I can catch you sooner? Waiting for your answer, if you agree, please reply: I agree, if not, please reply: I just agree. If you don't reply, I will assume that you agree unconditionally.

3. Five hundred years ago, I was a long-term worker in your family. That day when I peeked at your embroidery posture by the window, I fell in love with you. Don’t blame me for not telling you then! Because there were no text messages back then!