Halloween funny text messages

20 18 Halloween funny message lights up the happy face jack-o'-lantern, and the sorrow and troubles disappear, and happiness comes to embrace each other; Wearing strange clothes, tired and helpless, relaxed and happy; Wearing a magical ghost mask will scare away bad luck and disease and bring good luck and health. Halloween is coming, I wish you good health and a happy life.

Halloween is coming, I will send you a pumpkin lantern as a representative. First of all, it means caring about you. Don't be afraid, be happy. Secondly, I care about you and hope that your troubles will be forgotten. The lamp has been lit for you, and your face is charming, scaring away demons and keeping you safe. Candy is for you, too. That boy won't make trouble. Only happiness and happiness are left. I will always read Amitabha for you. Happy Halloween.

Knowing that you are a clever ghost, come up with a clever idea quickly, and we will play a trick on Halloween, a trick. The dating place is at the gate of hell, with a ghost blowing lamp in hand and a ghost symbol at the joint. Who wants to go to the ghost skull? Be there or be square

The ghost fire is flashing, the ghost mask is wearing and the magic broom is dancing. The streets and alleys are very lively, and the audience is crowded. Don't forget to prepare candy at home, or don't blame me. Candy comes out naturally. Happy Halloween to you!

Ajie walked through the cemetery and was scared when he heard a knock at the door. I saw a man touching a tombstone and asked, "What are you doing?" The man said, "They carved my tombstone wrong." Happy Halloween to you!

Damn it during the day, ghosts are everywhere at night. How can there be so many ghosts? Because today is Halloween, let's pretend to be ghosts and have a good night.

Meeting during the day, too tired to work, not sleeping at night, twice as tired, pretending to be a ghost at the party, not drunk for a thousand cups. Happy Halloween.

Don't think that I have forgotten you, for example, today-Halloween, my first thought is you, because you are related to ghosts! Wish you a happy holiday!

Drink strong tea until it is tasteless, and get drunk. People should love deeply and continue to love in the next life. Pork should be fresh. This pig's trotters with mobile phones are good.

GREAT GHOST wanders because of loneliness, and children cry because of loneliness. There shouldn't be too many lonely souls on Halloween night, so I send my greetings to you. Let's party together.

Dude, today is a special day, not my birthday, nor her birthday, nor the birthday of a revolutionary leader. Today is Ghost Festival. Happy Halloween.

I miss you very much, but I'm afraid to see you. Maybe you are watching me silently in some corner of the world. I want to touch your face without chin. Ah, it's Halloween! Happy holidays!

Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows do what they have to do, cats muddle along from house to house, and sheep will be strung together in the future', and dogs are used to people, so just wait for the circle to come out. Happy Halloween to you!

When the street beauty beckons, the street lamp should also look; The beautiful woman in the street waved and all the tall buildings wanted to kiss. The street beauty waved her hand three times, and the earth braked back. Haha, I wish you a happy Halloween!

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Men are born guilty, so you can't be afraid of being tired. Of course, dating costs money, and sweet words will kill you. Pay your salary every month, don't expect feedback, it's all your fault. Happy Halloween!

You are funny, you are funny, you are really funny; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and bullets cannot penetrate; Learn to somersault and fall into the pit. Haha, I wish you a happy Halloween!

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On Halloween night, light the jack-o'-lantern in your hand, illuminate the black melancholy, put on your happy mask and welcome the joy that should belong to you.

Happy Halloween! As long as you forward this message to ten friends, you can get the deep blessing of Halloween Super Ghost King for free, and wish you a carnival night.

I will come to see you on Halloween night. Are you scared? In fact, I just want to say to you-Happy Halloween! 103 1 Are you ready for Halloween? Are you a little scared? Have a happy Halloween together!

Sisters go shopping on Halloween and see two dogs mating. My sister didn't understand that I lied about fighting. A man next to him smiled. My sister stared at the man, and the man said, why are you staring at me? Want to fight? Haha, happy Halloween!

A blessing represents a heart, and a heart represents a gift, which is my amulet for you. Even if you are alone on Halloween night, you don't have to be afraid of ghosts. I don't want to say, I'm lonely, I don't want to say, I'm lonely, because today is Halloween, and you and I should both take out a carnival mood to face life.

I wish you all a scream and goose bumps on Halloween night, a fright of the dead and the living, a carnival, a blessing to you and people all over the world, and a happy Halloween!

Come up with a trick, come up with some tricks, not afraid of your nonsense, not afraid of your crying. As Zhong Kui is off today, you can play your tricks as long as you are happy. Happy Halloween.

Light a pumpkin lantern to light up your bright future. Waving a magic broom, you can fly all over the sky. Walk through the medieval castle, enjoy the Mona Lisa's smile, walk along the winding Yellow River, cross the ancient Yangtze River, lie in front of your window and show you the edited short message directly. The main content is, Happy Halloween to you!

Today is Halloween, make a face with pumpkin and let your mood indulge for a day. Although the world is haunted, I still put on makeup and went to the crowd to entertain myself, and pumpkin pie was a night banquet. Happy Halloween all day!

Halloween is coming, let the jack-o-lantern light up your happiness, mask your troubles with grimace, dress up your happiness with make-up, the lucky ghost will send you wealth, and the happy ghost will accompany you to laugh. May you be happy and have no troubles every day!

20 18 Halloween funny text messages Two winds blow through the fallen leaves on the street to meet a group of light-footed kids. Let's dance and lie tonight! Happy Halloween!

I wish you and your friends a scream and goose bumps on Halloween night. The dead and the living are scared together. Happy Halloween!

Halloween is here. I wish you are hungry at work and drunk after work. You are surrounded by womanizers. You are a dead fool anyway. Happy Halloween, son! I wish you look more like the devil! Happy Halloween!

I have admired you for a long time ... from the first day I met you, I decided: you must not marry! I have loved you for a long time, you know? I'm lonely in the underworld ... Happy Halloween!

Dude, today is a special day-not my birthday, not her birthday, not even your birthday! Today is Ghost Festival, let's party together! Happy Halloween!

I suggest you don't go out on Halloween night, because your handsome figure will charm all ghosts. Aren't you scared? In fact, you are reading the message sent to you by your ghost fan. Happy Halloween!

It's dark outside, and I'm scared alone. They say it's Halloween, and all lonely ghosts will come out to find their other half … Do you want me to become a ghost? Come and stay with me. Happy holidays!

Yesterday, a buddy named Zhong Kui asked me to send you a message, saying that today is Halloween, and his ghost brother is coming to give you a gift. I'll buy you two drinks when I'm free. Happy Halloween!

I heard that there are many scary pranks today, so don't open the door for anyone except me today. Afternoon 12 I will accompany you and wish you a happy Halloween in person! Do wait for me!

Interesting Halloween information:

Affectionate, short message blessing expresses concern: don't drink and smoke, smokers and alcoholics are out, don't be straight when you meet beautiful women, don't be lewd, live a colorful life, don't be stingy, don't be stingy. Happy Halloween!

All saints, I wish you all the best in your love career! Wansheng Wansheng, may you be healthy and energetic! There is no jack-o'-lantern, but you are better. Happy Halloween!

Halloween is coming, GREAT GHOST children sing together, and when the fun guys arrive, happiness comes in an instant; A deep card appears, and the mind becomes smart; Misers encounter countless money; When a naughty boy makes trouble, he is more energetic. Happy Halloween to you!

In fact, I have something hidden in my heart for a long time, and I really want to tell you, but I am afraid of scaring you. So on Halloween, I arranged it into a short message to tell you that ghosts are welcome to knock at the door tonight, because you are my "happy ghost"!

Halloween is coming, although it is Halloween, ghosts should also distinguish what they can and cannot do. Misers can't do it. I must be invited to a big meal and a gift. This poor man can do it and spend all his money on me!

In busy days, I may forget to contact, in physically and mentally exhausted days, I may forget to send my blessing, but today is your holiday, and I will never forget it. I send my sincere greetings, Happy Halloween!

My message works wonders, and only special people can receive it. There is a happy ghost hidden in the short message, and all the troubles and worries are scared away; There are greedy ghosts hidden in the text messages, and they are full. There is a troublemaker hidden in the short message, and happiness will always follow!

I told you not to tell him, because he told me not to tell you. Now I'm telling you not to tell him. I told him, if he asks you if I told him, you tell him I didn't tell him, just tell you Happy Halloween!