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Blessing messages about Christmas

●Maybe time will fade the past, or maybe spaces will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is still intimate friendship. I want to say to you again: Merry Christmas!

●There is news to remind you urgently, you must be especially careful recently! There are three people asking for your address and coming to find you; but I helped you find out who they are. They are: happiness, wealth and happiness.

●Message from Santa Claus: Because there were no socks to hold the gifts last night, I had to convert them into cash and deposit them into your account—please be sure to check your credit card account six times within an hour to get the money!

●I will turn all the joy into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, and eternal happiness into a cake... and throw it at you! Then say Merry Christmas.

●Because of roses, there is beautiful love. Because there is a blue sky, there are human dreams. Because of you, I didn’t waste a dime of information fees. Merry Christmas.

●Hi! Why are you still here! Do you know your importance? Without you, who would drag Santa Claus to deliver gifts to everyone! Haha, Merry Christmas!

●When the bells ring, I am yours... Don’t get it wrong, it’s not the wedding bells, it’s the Christmas bells, and I’m the one you owe gifts to!

●Children, I am Santa Claus, and I have a Christmas gift for you. What... your house doesn't have a chimney? Don’t buy it yet!

●Tonight a fat old man with a white beard will jump into your window, grab you and stuff you into a big bag... He is preparing a Christmas gift for me!

●I want you to stay with me on this beautiful Christmas Eve! Even if there is no gift, as long as I have you!

1> Get on the fast lane of winter safely, let happiness embrace you gently, let difficulties give way obediently to you, let troubles bow their heads and walk away quietly, let auspiciousness take special care of you, let happiness be with you. You always smile and Merry Christmas!

2> Because of roses, there is beautiful love; because of the blue sky, there is the dream of flying; because of you, I don’t waste a dime of information fees. Merry Christmas!

3> Music cards are my thoughts, bells are my greetings, songs are my blessings, snowflakes are my greeting cards, wine is my blowing kisses, breeze is my hug, happiness is me gift! Merry Christmas!

4> Wanted order: An old man with a white beard and a red robe often sneaks into residents' homes at night and places deadly items that make people happy. Anyone who finds it should call the police immediately. The code code is: Merry Christmas! You will be rewarded with a lifetime of happiness.

5> The bird flu did not scare you, and the chicken plague did not dampen your spirit of working hard for the continuation of the family. Seeing you resolutely walk into the delivery room, I silently wish you: Happy laying eggs!

6> I like the vitality of spring, the green shade of summer, the fruitful fruits of autumn, and the white snow of winter. I also like to send my blessings to the people I like at this time of year: Merry Christmas!