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Baby birth notification text message

1. Beauties and handsome guys, I gave birth to a daughter, weighing seven pounds and four taels! Thank you for your thoughts!

2. Happiness comes as soon as it comes, and happiness comes as smoothly as it comes; at three o'clock in the morning, a baby weighing 6 and a half pounds is born; my wife becomes more perfect, and my son is as handsome as a star; happiness and you Share and walk together happily.

3. Thanks to CCTV, thanks to MTV, thanks to TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to the little prince and princess at X time on X day, weighing 8 pounds. Mother and child are safe, special good news!

4. I suddenly heard that my friend was happy to have a son, and that mother and son were safe. I was so happy and encouraged that I couldn’t help myself! I think this great joy for my brother is all due to my good deeds! As the saying goes, good deeds are rewarded with good deeds, and this is true! I wish my brother many happy events and eternal happiness!

5. I am a father for the first time tonight, and I have gained countless joys, but I feel a little uneasy. Why? Why? My wife is in urgent need of nutrition, and my baby is crying for food. I hope you can donate generously, speed! Speed!

6. Do you know? I will have money soon, I will have a house soon, these are all clouds, but soon a daughter will be the king, my wife has given birth!

7. Great news: The baby project that I have been cooperating with for a long time with my beloved wife was officially declared successful in the early hours of this morning. The final product is babyv1.0, which will be upgraded to a version every year in the future. The product attributes are for a baby boy, weighs 3 kilograms, is 50 centimeters high, and complies with national standards. According to conservative estimates by experts, during the operation of the first few versions of this valuable product, there will be side effects of occasional water leakage and high-decibel crying noise, which need to be solved. Please experienced R&D personnel to exchange valuable experiences with me as soon as possible, thank you.

8. Dear family and friends: After ten months of pregnancy, the Mother-in-law finally gave us an innocent and lovely baby son (or baby girl) at xx hour xx on xx, xx. We would like to thank you all for your continued concern and blessings for us.

9. With three croaks, the baby fell from the sky; from then on, I embraced happiness, held hands with joy, and had endless good days with my wife; it was happiness, surprise, and giving Send me a good news message to make you envious of me.

10. I gave birth to my son on xx, xx, xx (1:50 am), weighing XX, mother and son are safe, bless me, he came to the world like an angel!

11. The imperial edict has arrived - by God, the emperor issued an edict: The tenth-rank official *** today is happy to have a daughter. She is very happy and adopts her as an adopted daughter, named "Little Dragon Girl". All the beloved ladies are specially ordered to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, rare birds and animals, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, antiques, calligraphy and paintings, BMWs and famous horses, and fine wines to the "Little Dragon Girl". If there are conditions, we should give it away; if there are no conditions, we should give it away even if we create conditions. Violators will be severely punished. Admire this.

12. My brother personally declares: My wife gave birth to a son (daughter) yesterday. I am very relieved! I hope you and your brother will be happy together.

13. "Brother, I gave birth! A chubby girl, 6 pounds 9 inches tall and 50 centimeters in weight." (How happy - the height and weight are reversed.)

14. I gave birth to a son, who looks as handsome as his father. Please rest assured, uncles, aunts, and aunts.

15. On x, month, x, xx, life blew a breeze, bringing xxx and xxx’s Ning Xiner. The baby is like a bright star. From now on, we will occupy a pure corner of the baby's world and love her/him more than we cherish ourselves... Thank you all for your sincere encouragement when we were in the most painful and hesitant time!

16. Starting from some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else’s husband. I still have to wait happily for washing, changing clothes and bathing...

17. Time: xx: xx Location: xx Hospital, Person: Wife Event: gave birth to a son. Author: xxx. Thanks for watching, and please look forward to the new work!

18. My son was born in Yuzhong District at noon today. Both mother and son are safe. This son is one foot and five inches long, weighs five kilograms and seven taels, cries loudly, looks intently, and has the generosity of his father between his brows and eyes. At that time, the cool breeze was blowing, and the atmosphere was auspicious. I thought that the smooth journey was all due to the blessings of my relatives and friends, so I sent a message to express my gratitude.

19. The text message my husband sent was: My wife gave birth and she was carrying a gun.

20. A daughter is a treasure, and a daughter is a caring little cotton-padded jacket. From now on, your days will no longer be dark or cold, because she is the sunshine in your life. Congratulations on your daughter.

21. A touch of summer brings blessings to the newborn baby, and a wisp of breeze brings sweetness to the beautiful new mother. I wish the new mother and baby good health and unlimited happiness

22. I and my concubine worked together and worked hard day and night. Finally, my hard work paid off and I was blessed with a daughter of gold at the beginning of the Year of the Horse! The whole family is happy to have a banquet at the * place at * on * day of * month to congratulate relatives and friends. Come and visit us in person!

23. Congratulations to the little "man" on having a son! (My surname is Ren)

24. One piece of good news and one piece of bad news: The good news is that I gave birth to a son today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes, and milk powder to our house in the near future. You can also send money. Violators will be prosecuted.

25. The golden rat baby has arrived today, the autumn clouds are clear and the cicadas are chirping. She was pregnant in ten months and once she gave birth, the moon was particularly bright tonight. Repaying the fate of family and children for three lifetimes, I am overjoyed by the love between my brows.

26. Brothers! ! I'm a dad! My wife-in-law just gave birth to a daughter who weighs 6 pounds and 8 taels. She is so beautiful. From now on, buddy, I will become a slave to two women. I am a slim daddy, a cradle for human flesh, and a cash machine for milk powder money... Hey, while I am sending text messages, my precious daughter is holding my fingers and sucking hard... This feeling... not to mention how good it is. ! Dude, congratulate me!

27. My cute baby came to me at x o’clock on x, month x, and I shared my joy with my friends!

28. I am here to congratulate you on the birth of your baby. I hope that the new baby will bring you countless happiness. I wish the baby good health and strong growth, and I wish you a sweet and happy new mother.

29. Beauties and handsome guys, my little prince was born, weighing 7 pounds and 8 taels. I will be the president of China Merchants Bank!

30. May the world be happy for your precious son, grow up healthily, and have a happy life!

31. The baby is happy to be born today, and swan geese come and go to spread the good news. A personal letter will bring good news? My surname has descendants in this life! ! ! I would like to invite all my friends to gather together for a hundred days, and enjoy the joy of drinking fine wine.

32. Not every wave comes for the beach, not every star comes for the night, and not every drizzle comes for the wheat seedlings, but your lovely baby is happy for you. Come! Congratulations

33. My beautiful wife, who was pregnant in October, worked tirelessly and finally gave birth to a baby weighing 8 pounds for me. Since then, I have an extra baby in my family, and I shoulder a great mission. In addition to taking care of the eldest baby, I also have to take care of the eldest baby; although it is a bit bitter, I am very happy!

34. Congratulations, I wish my sister-in-law and baby all the best!

35. I became a mother on the 25th of the month. The boy weighs six and a half pounds!

36. On January 28, xx, at 3:10 in the morning, my friend, you missed an important moment in your sleep. A handsome guy named Wang Xiaobao, who weighed 5 pounds and 8 liang, was here. It has been 7 hours since the important moment came to this world. Thank you friends for your continued care! ——Haohao

37. After a long-term inspection by the hospital organization, I finally upgraded to the role of father with tears streaming down my face today. At the same time, my good comrade ** who fought alongside me also upgraded to the role of mother. Thank you to the brothers and sisters who have accompanied us through the journey of life in the past few months. Your marriage has not yet been successful. Comrades, please work harder!

38. Thank you CCTV, thank you MTV, thank you TV, my family My daughter-in-law gave birth to a little prince (princess) successfully on X day at

39. I have upgraded and become a father. With my upgrade, your status in society has been further improved.

Here, we would like to inform you of this information as soon as possible. Congratulations to everyone!

40. Congratulations to my brother on having a successor!

41. I solemnly announce to everyone that I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad, I am a dad, I'm a dad.

42. Thanks to everyone talking about it every day, today I finally couldn’t help but cut open my stomach and pulled out that little lazy bug. Hey, it turns out that the beautiful little princess is pretending to be Sleeping Beauty! I endured the pain and kissed her forehead gently before waking her up. Everyone, come and play with the little princess!

43. Happy to hear the good news, congratulations on the arrival of Linzi!

44. The feeling of being a parent is either bitter or sweet. I have wanted to try it for a long time. Today, I finally welcome the birth of my precious son. I am happy, happy and happy. It is a day I have long wanted to have. Friends, happiness and If you share, happiness will come to your home sooner or later.

45. Welcome the good news with a smile and wish mother and son good health!

46. God-given stone scales sing like an oriole, and the stone scales are colorful. They are decorated with zhang to signify happiness, the door and courtyard are illuminated, dragons and phoenixes are presented as auspicious gifts, and pearls are acquired, and a lot of gold shines, the female world is enhanced, and happiness is celebrated. , red light spreads on the ground.

47. What I have been waiting for for a long time finally happened. My innocent wife added 6 pounds of baby to my family last night. She is a great woman; I have been surrounded by happiness and happiness since then. Now share this happiness with you, so that you can be as happy as me!

48. Starting from 15:31 today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I still have to wait happily to wash, change clothes and take a shower. There is no way he brought a gun.

49. What a joyful event! Congratulations to the Ren family for the many talents they have produced!

50. Dear grandparents, uncles and aunts, I am **, I was born today! I am a little prince (little princess), weighing *pounds*. My mother gave birth to me by caesarean section, and she was exhausted! Thank you for your concern for us, I will grow up happily and healthily! ( Mother's delivery)

51. I have always thought that I would have a daughter, so I contacted many sons-in-law early in the delivery room to announce the good news. I didn't dare to call you, so I could only apologize via text message: I have joined the fight! Daughter-in-law Army! Please take care of me, comrades!

52. The pain is temporary, the happiness is eternal, the baby is lovely, congratulations,

53. Hello, uncle (the other version is of course "aunt"), I am a healthy and smart calf. My mother gave birth to me on March 23 after experiencing the most severe pain in the world. He weighs 7 pounds and 3 taels and is 53 centimeters tall. He is a handsome boy that everyone loves. On behalf of my parents, I would like to say hello to you and thank you for your concern for us.

54. We are blessed with a daughter of 6.4 pounds today! ! A normal delivery!

55. *** (baby’s name), general manager of China Merchants (Construction) Bank, brought the principal at 13:05 on February 4, 2010 *** Gram, ** centimeters, announced their inauguration. Chairman *** (mother’s name), Vice Chairman *** (father’s name) would like to thank everyone for your continued care and support!

56. Brothers, I would like to congratulate you with the most joyful, excited and excited mood in the world, and use the most beautiful, beautiful and wonderful words of the people on earth! 57. Extra number! I love the most beautiful person! I have arrived in this troubled world on *month*day*, 2010! From now on, I will accept unlimited blessings from everyone!

58. Congratulations on your smooth upgrade!

59. Good news has been received, this is a great day, my brother and sister-in-law are happy together!

60. May the blessings come from heaven, and the gods will protect you. I wish you both peace and success! From then on, the treasures are hidden in the family, the stars change, the sun and the moon change places, and time flies, just waiting for the title of the gold medal.

61. Hello, aunties, I am Lin Xiaoxin (the father’s name is Lin*. New), I was taken out of my mother’s belly by the doctor’s uncle at 4:58 in the afternoon. I am not tall, 52cm, and I am not fat, 7 pounds and 1 tael, but I know that I must be handsome.

If there are any beautiful sisters who want to date me, please come to my mom to sign up quickly. When I grow up, I won’t be able to wait in line!

62. I always thought I would be a grandfather! Today I completely understood something: It turns out that I am my grandpa’s destiny!

63. Congratulations on your daughter. I wish you the joy of making tiles. I wish you a bright pearl and more glory. I sincerely wish your daughter a healthy life, happiness, intelligence, boundless happiness, and incomparable beauty.

64. Your nephew is born. He weighs 6 pounds and 2 taels. He looks very similar to his uncle, but he is paler!

65. I always thought that I would have a daughter, so I had already promised many sons-in-law, but in the end... I didn’t dare to call to notify you, so I had to send a text message to apologize: Brothers, I lived up to everyone’s expectations this morning. I gave birth to the same son as you, weighing 6 pounds and 6 taels. If you don’t have a wife, please find another one quickly. I’ll go grab it. (Within a few minutes, many text messages came in: Give me back my wife, you liar, wait, let my son bully your son, who made him the youngest, and lost my wife! I'm sweating... …)

66. My beloved wife gave birth to a puppy at 13:21 today, weighing 3130 grams. Mother and baby are safe. Father Zhiwen is sharing with you.

67. Congratulations on your promotion from expectant mother to "mom". You are like falling into honey, and the scorching sun is dimmed. May good luck always spare you, and may joy kiss you forever. , may the baby grow up quickly.

68. I hope your baby will grow up healthily. There is a bright future ahead, great ambitions, and a bright future.

69. The originally peaceful life was broken by the cry of the baby. From then on, the young parents will open a new chapter of life. With the baby, even the brushstrokes become so soft and tender.

70. Extra number! Extra number! My favorite male Yin has arrived in this troubled world at 8:10 am on March 24, 2012! Accept unlimited blessings from everyone from now on! ——Porridge

71. I am Lin Xiaoxin. I was taken out of my mother’s belly by the doctor’s uncle at 4:58 pm. I am not tall, 52 centimeters. I am not fat, only 7 pounds and 1 tael. I know I'm a handsome guy. If there are any beautiful sisters who want to date me, please come to my mom to sign up quickly. When I grow up, I won't be able to wait in line!

72. My Doudou was born at x time today. I would like to announce the good news to everyone and thank you for your concern and care.

73. Beauties and handsome guys, my little prince was born, weighing 7 pounds and 8 taels. Thank you for your concern!

74. Today on Singles’ Day, I received a gift of one thousand gold, five pounds and four taels. From now on, a bachelor can be "naked" again. Double happiness!

75. I gave birth to a son (or daughter) by vaginal delivery (or caesarean section) at ******.

76. My wife gave birth to a baby with a gun.

77. I wish your child a safe life. Peace, health and happiness.

78. I hope your baby will grow up healthily and have a bright future.

79. Day x, month x 3. At 8 o'clock, I gave birth to a little prince. I am so happy to have a baby.

80. I have been thinking about being a father for a day and a year. Ten years ago; at 9 o'clock last night, my dream came true and the noble man came; since then, I have stayed away from troubles and embraced joy and happiness; now I share my happiness with my friends, and hope that you will also receive good news soon.