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Prosperity in the Year of the Dog, everything will go well for you, everything will go well!
All businesses will be prosperous in the Year of the Dog, and good luck will be brought by the Tengu.
The Tengu will protect you. You; the spring breeze fills you; your family cares about you; love nourishes you; the God of Wealth trusts you; your friends are loyal to you; I will bless you; the lucky star will always shine on you!
Wangwang barks for wealth, and good fortune comes in the coming year of the dog.
I dreamed of you last night: we were walking by the river, cuddling each other. You raised your head and stared into my eyes, and uttered three words affectionately... woof woof woof...
Tell my mother that I like you and I want you to go to my house and accompany me day and night. , you know? Through these days of interaction, I found that I can no longer live without you, but my mother refused. She said: No dogs are allowed in the house!
The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true;
Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to have sex;
If a man is rich, he is destined to be with everyone;
If a man is reliable, even a dog can climb a tree! !
A bean fell down and became discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "Pig Encouragement Beans".
Don’t panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight with it bravely. There are only three outcomes: one is that you win, you are better than the dog; the other is that you lose. , you are not even as good as a dog; third, if you are tied, you are just like a dog.
A police dog saw an ordinary dog ??coming on the road, and ran to it fiercely and asked: I am a police dog, what are you? Ordinary dogs would look at it with disdain and say: Idiot, look clearly, I am a plainclothes man!
Do you know why we are destined? We met as early as a thousand years ago. It was autumn. You ran with me in the wind and left tooth marks on my body. This has become an eternal legend. At that time, my name was Lu Dongbin.
One day, the greedy puppy jumped on the table to look for food and found a roast chicken. When he was about to eat it, the owner suddenly shouted: If you dare to do anything to that chicken, I will do to you. ! So the puppy licked the chicken's butt.
Laden late at night, Bush saw Bin Laden standing in front of his bed, his hair disheveled. Bush was shocked and said: You are so bold, you dare to break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-length beard, smiled sinisterly, and said: Rejoice, you are so confident!
Test you: What should you do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Name a song)......"At least I still have you"!
Another chance encounter. Your big watery eyes looked at me lovingly. I tried to avoid your sight in panic, but you kept chasing after me. I understand your mood, so I While running, he shouted: Whose dog is not tied up?
Give you a snack: First level, considerate! The second level is caring! The third level, romance! The fourth floor, warm! The middle layer is sweet! I wish you a good mood every day!
As the New Year arrives, I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three sheep prospering, peace in all seasons, five blessings, good luck, seven stars shining high, wealth coming from all directions, ninety-nine concentric hearts, and perfection.
I wish you good health and may you lose all your teeth; may you have a smooth journey, but may you disappear along the way; may you walk well, may you fall down along the way; may you be happy every day, but may you always be abnormal; may you always smile, and may you deserve it!
We should miss each other every day, but we should not see each other every day. I am responsible for being beautiful and charming, and you are responsible for working hard to make money. You can fall in love with others, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum... you'll be cooking noodles with rat poison!
Read this message, you owe me a hug; delete this message, you owe me a kiss; save this message, you owe me a date; if you reply, you owe me everything; if you don’t reply, you owe me mine.
Lovely, you stole my love and my heart, so I decided to sue you in court? After the judge went through all the records and cases, the jury unanimously agreed: You are sentenced to stay with me for life!
I was born to be useful, but I can’t understand it! One day the emperor asked him in a dream that he would understand after getting up at eight o'clock tomorrow morning after eating the cake (try reading the third word of each sentence and you will be surprised).
I am giving you the heaviest poop gift since I had poop. You will definitely eat a pound of it, and you will need more. If you feel that the poop volume is not enough, please help yourself!
Dear user: Your phone bill balance is less than 0.1 yuan. Please sell your son, daughter, rice, pot, iron, blood, house, land, lover within the next few days to pay your mobile phone bill. Go ahead and kowtow to you.
If you feel happy, wave your hands, if you feel happy, stamp your feet, if you feel happy, shake your head. Happy New Year, Madman!
The sea is full of water, spiders are full of legs, and chili peppers are so spicy. I don’t regret knowing you. I wish you a happy new year and may you smile from ear to ear every day!
The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop produced by the gibbon. The gibbon gently and carefully cleaned her up and they fell in love. When others asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: ape poop! It’s all ape dung!
On the plane, the crow said to the flight attendant: Give me a glass of water! After hearing this, the dog also learned: Give me a glass of water too! The flight attendant threw the dog and the crow out of the cabin. The crow smiled and said to the pig: Are you stupid? I can fly!
What is pride? That’s awesome! What is humility? Just pretend! What is thrift? Pick it! What is dedication? Silly! What is smart? Blow! Who is the beauty? You!
During the Spring Festival, the money wind will blow fiercely for you, money will rain down hard, gold and silver hail will fall wildly, diamond ice will form, emerald trees will grow, pearl frost will hang, and agate fruits will grow. Be careful to get smashed!
During the Spring Festival, you should relax your mind and have happiness in your chest, just like a green onion in a basin. You should be indifferent to worries and depression. Don’t let depression in your heart. Your fortune will be clear in the coming year!
During the Spring Festival, you should live a life beyond a moderately prosperous life, always enjoy happiness and good health, be as strong as steel, be sweet as a pair, be inseparable from sauce, garlic, onion and ginger, and everything you eat will be delicious.
I give you a wish tree during the Spring Festival, which is full of pistachios, lucky plums, sweet melons, wealthy dates, warm plums, and happy peaches, reflecting your smooth fortune throughout the year!
I wish you happiness and blooming during the Spring Festival: beauty is better than flowers, romance is like cherry blossoms, auspiciousness is like snowflakes, luck is like peach blossoms, wealth is like peonies, and flowers bloom on the mahjong bar!
Spring banquet, sing a song with a glass of green wine, and pay homage to Chen Sanyuan again. The first wish is that my husband will live a thousand years, the second wish is that I will always be in good health, and the third wish is that I will be like the swallow on the beam, and see each other every year.
Spring dawn, spring dawn, green poplars and grass are everywhere. Mountains and rivers, joy and laughter, I wish you the best of luck in the coming years, and climb higher step by step.
As the New Year’s bell rings, I would like to offer my most sincere blessings. May you have birds singing and flowers fragrant every year, and jade liquid and fine wine every day.
The ringing sound of the mobile phone is my greeting; the voice in the text message is my tenderness; the soft voice is your smile. Happy New Year!
As winter goes and spring comes, flowers bloom, and a message is sent to all directions. The east sends you a money tree, the south sends you eternal peace and well-being, the west sends you good business, and the north sends you a box full of money.
Congratulations on the New Year through text messages: Peaceful year, live and work in peace and contentment; industry and country prosper, prosperous; good luck and good fortune, strive to be the best; be at ease, stay youthful forever. Happy New Year!
I have accumulated 365 days of longing, gathered countless tender feelings, put together the infatuated love of spring, summer, autumn and winter, and picked the bright stars in the night sky, just to wish you a happy Spring Festival!
I may forget those who have laughed with me; but I will never forget those who have cried with me. Happy New Year, my friend in need and suffering.
The red maple dress is elegant against the blue sky, and the snowy sky is no longer lonely. After passing through the frost and the surge of spring again, the lilacs conveyed my sincere blessings.
Good luck rolls in and you get rich all year round. In the Year of the Dog, there will be many good things and happiness. Get promoted step by step, and everything will go smoothly. Keep in touch with old friends and don’t forget me!
Let the soft wind of the New Year open your heart, and let the songs and whispers of love fly in your heart. The true love is so beautiful, and our hearts are with each other. I wish you a happy holiday, happiness and intoxication!
No gifts will be accepted during the holidays this year, only RMB will be accepted. One hundred or eighty thousand is fine, US dollars and Euros are not objectionable.
I won’t give you any gifts this New Year. Instead, I will send you a text message to wish you good health and happiness. May happiness stick to you. And I want to tell you that the God of Wealth has set his sights on you.
You are happy today, you are sweet tonight, you are successful this year, you are happy in this life, and you are healthy in this life!
$$$$$$$$$$$$When you receive these money symbols, it means that you have received the blessings of the God of Wealth, and he will bring you happiness in the new year. Come for wealth!
This season, I miss you the most, so let the wind carry my heartfelt blessings, fill your sweet dreams, and wish you a brilliant new year.
I can’t love you enough, I just want to stay by your side for one more moment. The sound of heartbeat is the beautiful melody of love. Let our love play the most beautiful note in the world. Happy New Year!
Turn the sand of the Sahara into wealth, the water of the Pacific Ocean into blessings, and the peaks of the Himalayas into longevity. Send them as New Year gifts. I wish you wealth, blessings, and good health in the new year!
The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deepest blessing to you. The last ray of red in the setting sun is my heartfelt greetings to you. On the occasion of the New Year, I send you my most sincere wishes. Blessings: Happy New Year!
It is said that lavender has four green leaves: the first leaf is faith, the second leaf is hope, the third leaf is love, and the fourth leaf is luck. I give you a lavender tree and wish you a happy new year!
The spring breeze fills you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the God of Wealth binds you, and your friends are loyal to you. I wish you this, and the lucky star will always shine on you. Wish you good luck in the Year of the Dog!
The Spring Festival is here, the God of Wealth is here, Marshal Zhao Gong smiles at you, salary increases, business is booming, and the stock market is good, you can also pick up a gold ingot when you go out!
Happy Spring Festival! Firecrackers were set off all over the street, and everyone was greeted by everyone they arrested, so they didn’t worry about the police finding out! Year of the Dog is better! Jumping up and down, business is booming! Scratching your head and scratching your head, good luck to you!
As the Year of the Dog approaches, I send you five stars: the lucky star guarantees you wealth and glory, the lucky star guarantees you good fortune, the wealth star guarantees you abundant wealth, and the longevity star guarantees you the glory of the sun and the moon. Love May the love you receive last forever.
In the 2006 weather forecast, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy clouds, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail, and happy flashes. This weather will last for a whole day. Year.
The body is Konka Sai Mengniu, and the beauty is rejoicing; the life is prosperous and Robust, the career is getting better and better; the financial resources are strong and strong, and the stock is shining purple!
The leader favors you, the police let you go, the court faces you, your official career is with you, your wife is at your mercy, you can eat and drink as you please, your fortune is with you, and you are the only one who wins the lottery!
Happy New Year! May you be more popular than the Virgin Mary, be rich enough to be the mother of Bill Gates, be more heroic than Saddam Hussein, be as handsome as David Beckham, and be the international superman!
During the Spring Festival, you will have a strong money wind, rain of money, violent hail of gold and silver, diamond ice, emerald trees, pearl frost, and agate fruits. Be careful to get smashed
I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons playing with pearls; three Yangs to prosper, prosperity in all seasons; five blessings, six and six fortunes; seven stars holding the moon, spring breeze from all directions; nine lucks in your head, perfect in every way, congratulations.
Looking up is spring, bowing your head is autumn. May all happiness follow you. Happy Year of the Dog.
Love is the most hurtful martial art in the world. It is much more powerful than Hong Qi's dog beating stick, Duan Yu's Six Meridians Divine Sword, and Linghu Chong's Dugu Nine Swords.
You are a 10 carefree person, and often have fun with 9. 8 cannot have hundreds of millions of money at home. You have abandoned 7 for many years. You are busy all day long, looking for prey. 5 needs to ask more questions, and 4 nature If you don't change and you still have two minds, you must not be a good person.
If I ride a horse, you can call me the groom; if I drive a car, you can call me the coachman; if I am an accountant, what should you call me?
The water is flowing and the fish are swimming. I don’t need a reason to love you. The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I really want to hug you and kiss you. The sky is affectionate and the earth is affectionate. Can you be romantic?
If you feel tired one day, as long as you turn around, my blessings will be by your side. No matter how far away you are, no matter how many years, my love will be around you and protect you!
In 2006, I wish you good luck to your family, peace and harmony to your family, three stars to your household, peace in all seasons, five stars to shine brightly, and all your livestock to be prosperous. In short, I wish you all the best!
Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A: Miss you B: Miss you very much C: Miss you very much D: It’s impossible not to miss you.
Fate is destined, romance is unintentional! Being lonely, I really want to find someone who is destined to be with me. Maybe we will become close friends in this world!
Read it and you owe me a hug; delete it and owe me a kiss; save it and owe me a date; if you reply, you owe me everything; if you don’t reply, you will love me forever!
Patient: I have insomnia. Doctor: With these medicines, yellow can make you dream of Andy Lau; red can make you dream of F4; white can make you dream of Nick Cheung. Patient: So should I take them all together? Doctor: Then you can meet Leslie Cheung.
I want to exchange all my deposits for steel bungees. I have more than 300 of them. I can play with them for nothing and listen to the noise. If you dare to mess with me, I will hit you with a steel bungee. , it will hit you with blisters all over your head! Let you know how powerful the rich are!
The seedless watermelon was successfully developed, and it frequently participated in various celebration parties and report meetings, and it was a great success. The other watermelons were very envious, but one watermelon was angry: What's so beautiful about it? There is no next generation left.
Guess the lantern riddle: You stand with the dog. (Hit an animal)……………………Answer: Elephant
I am determined to do three major things for the people of the country: 1. Build an elevator for Mount Everest 2. Lay tiles for the Great Wall 3. Put the plane in reverse; do 3 small things: 1. Put on gloves for flies, 2. Put on masks for mosquitoes, 3. Feed you some pig feed.
Do you know that everyone calls you a "three-hearted" player? What does that mean? ----Others are disgusted when they see it, and they feel sad when they see it at home. Don’t worry if you leave it at home.
Men and dogs, a man at age 20 is like a lap dog, always talking sweet words, a man at age 30 is like a watchdog, best at cooking and washing, and a man at age 40 is like a mad dog, biting every time he sees a beautiful woman.
Waiting for a subway for five minutes; watching a movie for three hours; the moon waxes and wanes for a month; spring comes and goes for a year; I miss you all my life! But a word of concern only takes one second: The weather is getting colder, please put more grass in the circle
The dormitory building of the Public Security Bureau was completed, and the people spoke highly of it: The prostitutes drove the piles, and the lady filled the mahjong walls with grout. The thief climbed into the wall where drug addicts lived, and the robber lived in the house!
Bow down to heaven and earth, and you will be angry with your wife from now on! Bow down to high hall twice, work hard for her and be busy for her! Husband and wife bow to each other, and tighten your belt from now on. !Sent her into the bridal chamber, I knelt on the washboard and she slept on the bed!
Yesterday I saw on the Internet that your model of mobile phone radiates very much, and I was shocked. I was about to inform you, and then I saw that it was right. It doesn't work for people with IQs less than 50, so I feel relieved. Don't worry, just keep using it!
I want to go to the sea with you, but I can’t grasp the unpredictable future; I want to go mountain climbing with you, but I am full of confusion about ideals; I want to wander with you, but I can’t reach the happy paradise; I was shopping with you, but I met the police and said: No dogs are allowed
Missing person revelation, all in rags, eyes dull, not eaten three meals, limbs weak, tone deaf, senseless, bleeding from seven holes, gossip Very, very narrow escape, very like you.
Humans are not special because they can fall in love; cows are not special because they can eat green grass; pigs are special because they can ring the phone; they still press it! What a magical pig! Wow... and they can also laugh! So cool Silly Pig
I heard that you have been very awesome recently. Putin helped you get off the plane, Bush acted as your driver, Madonna walked you up the stairs, Kim Hee Sun grilled chicken for you, and Andy Lau helped you take out the trash. Even I have to send you a text message!
Report: Your sleeping position is incorrect at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep....Mobile phone real-time monitoring system.
Don’t move! robbery! All hands up! The man stands on the left, the woman stands on the right, and the perverted one stands in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your phone!
Husband, husband, I love you, just like an old farmer growing rice, serving you carefully, waiting for you to slowly turn into rice, loving you and wanting to eat you, then I will start growing rice again
I have an unknown poem that few people in the world know, only me and the fool know it, and the fool is reading this poem!
Don’t think you are cool, in fact I want to vomit when I see you; don’t think you are handsome, in fact I want to kick you!
Don't pursue me, I want to tell you: "The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and the waves in front die on the beach. The waves in the back continue to move forward, and they will die on the beach." Give up!
My love is empty and my feelings are empty, and I am wandering in the street; my life is empty and my money is empty, and I am single and working hard; my career is empty and my career is empty, and I am going crazy just thinking about it; my mobile phone is empty and I have no money to charge it, and life is not easy under pressure-- ----In short, all four are empty.
Emotional intelligence test: Nine out of ten people will open this text message. It can be seen that there are many people in this world who lack self-control. The same to you.
Yesterday someone said you were a dog, and I gave him a good scolding. It's so outrageous. How can you say what someone is like?
I want to kiss you, not for a long time, but for a lifetime.
If you were a fish, I would like a fishnet to catch you; if you were the mountain, I would like the river on the side of the mountain to surround you; if you were a steamed bun, then I would be a bowl. I want to soak you in mutton soup. You are a tree, and I am a vine, and I surround you; you are a lamp, and I am oil, and I consume you; you are a cake, and I am a pot, and I burn you; you are tea, and I am water, and I soak you.
For men, twenty is Pentium, thirty is Microsoft, forty is Panasonic, and fifty is Lenovo
Singleness is understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is enlightenment, and getting married is a mistake. Divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubbornness, without a lover you are a waste, and with too many lovers you are an animal.
The sky is blue and the fields are vast. This year’s hope is too slim! Shuiwan Bay, the road is long. The days without money are too long! The buildings are tall and people are busy. Can I be with you tonight? . . . Rob a bank together!
An American yelled that Bush was an idiot in front of the White House, but was immediately arrested on the charge of leaking state secrets
The exam was so stressful/it caused countless candidates to stay up all night / Cherish the Qin Emperor and the Han Dynasty / Too cowardly / Tang Zong and Song Zu / have to copy / a generation of genius Genghis Khan / in the end only hand in the blank paper / all gone / count the romantic figures / all retake the exam
First couplet: I The name of the person you love has its owner; the second line: the person who loves me is miserable; the horizontal comment: life is miserable
When a man does not have a girlfriend, a hunting dog: a keen sense of smell! After falling in love, you are like a pug: you will always obey! After getting married, I was like a wolf-dog: I finally shed my hypocritical skin! !
The wolf is coming, and the pig's nest is in chaos. The mother pig orders: The big pig blocks the door; the second pig blocks the window; when she sees the little pig, the mother pig gets angry and shouts: Little pig Pigs, stop playing with your cell phone! You have a lot of meat, go and lure the wolf away! !
————Missing is like a long thread, one end is held in my hand, and the other end is tied around your neck. Whenever I miss you, as long as I gently pull the long thread, it will always make you happy. I heard your silly voice——woof woof woof!
I hope that today: everyone will follow you, the train will let you go, the money will stick to you, worries will hide from you, the police will protect you, the court will favor you, the wine will support you, and I will be my friend. Blessing you!
I will give you 888 every day, and everything will go well for you every day; I will give you 999 every day, and you will be rich all the time; I will give you 555 every day, and you will not have to work hard every day; I will give you 333 every day, and you will pass the test no matter what you do!
A river of spring water and a river of waves, and every mountain is higher than the other. Send a message to the idiot. The idiot must take out his cell phone. He takes out the phone and looks down, and finds that he is a straw bag + a straw bag!
Don’t be surprised if a goat pulls a cart and a rabbit plows the fields; if a cat treats a guest and a mouse comes to the banquet, don’t be surprised; because it is a text message sent by a puppy.
I often recall the sunset at an Internet cafe, being intoxicated and not knowing the way back, returning to the car late after all my fun, falling into the depths of a trap, hurting and hurting, but still obsessed with it!
Sit down He was wearing a hat, shoes on his head, chewing socks in his mouth, holding a mobile phone in his hand, staring at his eyes, trying to have fun.
The New Four Basic Principles for Men: The boss is basically cool, the boss is basically crooked, the dad is basically handsome, and the husband is basically cute!
Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, those who are trained are talents, those who send messages are geniuses, and those who read the messages are fools!
A college student accidentally entered a terrorist camp and was caught. The terrorists asked: Where are you from? Tell me quickly, or else you will be electrocuted. The student answered: I am from TV University~~~
Don’t panic when you meet a dog on the road, but fight it bravely. There are only three possible outcomes: First, you win; Better than a dog; secondly, if you lose, you are not even as good as a dog; thirdly, if you draw, you are just like a dog.
In the Year of the Dog, I wish you that your money will be as bright as gold, your wealth will be as rich as the East China Sea, your skin will be as thin as Nanshan, your sex will be happy, your dog will be happy, and your heart will be happy. "Happy Spring! I wish you good luck, good luck, and peace in the Year of the Dog. Don’t forget to pick up your phone and actively share the happiness and good luck in the Year of the Dog with your friends!
Order the first ray of sunshine in the Year of the Dog for you, wish you a happy mood, order the first ray of warm wind in the Year of the Dog for you, wish you success in your work, order the first chirp of the birds in the Year of the Dog, wish you all the best. It’s done! The rooster crows to herald the dawn of spring. Get up quickly and eat dumplings. Relatives and friends run around more. You are getting taller every year. I wish you good food, drink, fun, and sleep soundly!
The New Year is here, please Follow the four basic principles: guard the God of Wealth to the end, hold onto happiness to the end, embrace good luck to the end, and carry on love to the end! Please strictly abide by it until the revolution is victorious!
No matter where I am, I hope I am only a turn away from you. On this special day, let my heart dance with you. I wish you a happy new year, peace and health!
The edict has arrived! By God's blessing, the emperor issued an edict: The Year of the Dog has arrived, and I will give you a special red envelope, which contains thousands of taels of happiness, happiness, and smiles... May your family enjoy the smiles of happiness and happiness. I appreciate this! On the night of my thirties, I dreamed of you and rushed to send you New Year greetings: Happy New Year! Suddenly a sneeze woke me up. I knew you missed me, so I called you immediately and said: Bring me the red envelope!
You were wanted on New Year's Eve. Your crimes are: 1. Being a good friend and loyal enough; 2. A youthful face and a bright smile. This court’s current ruling is as follows: You are punished to be my friend for life without the possibility of appeal!
You are my cotton-padded jacket in winter, the lightbulb in the dark night, the bread in hunger, and the ice cream in summer. You are not with me this Spring Festival, and I have nothing. I can only compile my thoughts into text messages to wish you a happy New Year.
Old friends, the New Year is here again. I wish you the following in the Year of the Dog: 1. Ma Pingchuan, 200 million assets, 3. A road ahead, 4. Fengyuan, 5-star hotel, 6. A plate and a bowl, 7. Happy arrival, 8. Prestige, 9. Sufficient food, 10 o'clock to go to work, happy every day!
Wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Wahaha every day! Happy Pepsi every month! Lego every year! Feeling like Sprite! Always eye-catching!
Happy Spring Festival! I hope that in the Year of the Dog: leaders will appreciate you, colleagues will let you go, money will follow you, lottery tickets will protect you, the stock market will follow you, and love will stick to you!
The Spring Festival is a festive season, and the festive season cannot be without you! Without you, it would be like: cooking without salt, oranges not too sweet, drinking without cigarettes, and going out on the street without money.
There is something I have never dared to say to you, but if I don’t say it in the New Year, I won’t have the chance: You are really annoying—people like it, and I never get tired of it!
After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what wish I wanted to make. I said: I want you to help me take care of a person who is reading text messages, and wish that person peace and happiness in the Year of the Dog!
I wish you a prosperous career in the new year, a body as strong as a tiger, endless money, no hard work, a leisurely life like a mouse, a romance like a musical score, and happiness that belongs to you.
The Spring Festival is here again. How are you doing this year? The Year of the Dog has begun, and my situation is not good: I am surrounded by you before and after, left and right, inside and outside. Do you miss me?
Girl! When I have money, I will use Remy Martin to flush your toilet, use US dollar bills to light cigarettes for you, use 999 roses to give you a bubble bath, use Boeing planes to take you to and from get off work, and use Huanzhu Gege to serve as your maid. ! OK?
First line: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I’m waiting for your call back! Second line: Live for you, die for you, wait for you all my life! Hengpi: Sent to the wrong person.
Life is so tiring! You have to queue up to get on the bus, unrequited love is really painful, eating has no flavor, drinking easily makes you drunk, working is very tiring, you can’t rob, you have to pay taxes to earn money, and even sending a text message to Xiaozhu has to be charged
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