Make fun of the short words of good friends.

1. Without you, I forget all about eating and sleeping. Without you, I don't think about tea and rice. Without you, I have my heart on my mind. Without you, I wholeheartedly do nothing. It's a hateful game.

According to your date of birth, you are sure to make a fortune in the near future. Please follow the secret action immediately: blow an explosive hairstyle, wear a patched dress, hold a stick in your right hand and a bowl in your left hand, and walk along the street with a mantra in your mouth: Come on!

No one can understand the sadness of this city except the wind; No one will see the ending of this story, except the rain; No one is worth worrying about and following except you; Dear, I want to say to you: it's time to pay back the money!

Judging from your almond eyes, cherry mouth, Liu Yeer's curved eyebrows, slender hands, tall figure, charming curves and beautiful face, you must have a complete face!

5. I can't help thinking about you. I only rely on images to pin my love for you. Don't laugh at my infatuation with you, just because there is a wise saying that there is no shit in life since ancient times. Leave a photo as toilet paper!

Thank you for listening to my complaints, because with you, I can get rid of all the unhappiness! Thank you for accompanying me through every minute. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely! Wang Cai, I can't live without you.

7. Being friends with you for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. Therefore, in the next life, I will definitely pull up weeds for you to eat.

8. The next step is to witness the miracle. Press the page turn key and you will smile. Press it twice and you will giggle; Press it three times, and you will laugh happily; Click four times, congratulations, a fool was born!

9. What should I do if I am thirsty? Go for a walk by the sea; What should I do if I am hungry? Come to the hot pot to rinse; What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat; What if you have no guts? Go to the cemetery to practice; What should I do if I miss you? So send a text message and try it.

10, without Pangu, the evolution of apes is hopeless; Without Oracle bones as letterhead, history would be lifeless; Without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be circulated for a hundred years? I didn't send you a message. Who knew pigs could read mobile phones?

1 1. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

12, I met God that day, and he said he would grant me a wish. I said I wanted world peace, but he said it was too difficult to handle. I took out your photo, hoping that he would make you more beautiful. God took your photo and said, "Take the globe, and I'll have another look." .

13, man, be more painful to his wife, be better to his children, be filial to his parents, be loyal to his friends, be careful about his work and be hard on himself. Please hold your mobile phone in your hand and hit your head after reading it!

14, you are very happy to drag a pig shopping. I said sympathetically, "It depends on a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain!

15, you and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. After many hardships, I finally found you, only to find that our wings are smooth.

16, occasional forgetting does not mean eternity. When busy, a faint yearning lingers in my heart; On the lonely journey, please accept my sincere care and sincere blessing; Miss you, invite me to dinner!

17. From the moment I met you, you should know exactly where you are in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are, two piles of shit.

18, if it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you!

19, Top Secret Document of the 16th National Congress: In order to improve the national quality, the State Council decided to sweep away a group of ugly and retarded young people. You should pack your things and go out for a while. Don't thank me. Let's go! Be safe!

20. The weather is hot and cold. In this season, I feel calm and always miss you far away. I would like to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a shit on your head!