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I am already a PhD graduate in economics from Harvard University in the United States. In order to continue to engage in scientific research, I sent my resume to Xiamen University. After reading it, the relevant experts were very interested in me and sent me an interview notice. Briefly explain the background

A few days later, I attended the interview and faced several kind and strict examiners. I took a deep breath and began to introduce myself: "Dear examiners: Hello everyone! My name is Zhang Jiayun, and I just came here. I graduated from Harvard University in the United States with a doctorate in economics. My goal is to conduct research on the investment of Chinese multinational companies in the United States. I hope to win the coveted Nobel Prize in Economics for China." The examiner looked a little surprised after hearing this. I laughed, made some notes on paper, and asked several questions in succession, and I answered them all with a smile on my face. Finally, the examiner said to me word by word: "Do you really want to win the Nobel Prize? Your spirit is admirable." So, I successfully entered Xiamen University.

Preparing to enter Xiamen University Two years later, I have gained a certain reputation in the economics community and attracted the attention of people in the industry. After my paper was published in the most authoritative international academic journal, it caused a sensation, and I participated in the 2035 Nobel Prize in Economics speech contest. Before boarding the plane, I secretly made up my mind to succeed, to shock the world with my book, and to add glory to my motherland. I stood on the podium and hundreds of cameras were pointed at me. Under the dazzling lights, I faced the audience with a smile, talked eloquently, and explained my economic views, which won warm applause from the audience. The results of the competition were announced on the spot, "You surpassed other contestants and became China's first winner of the Nobel Prize in Economics." After returning to China, when I got off the plane, the people who greeted me put a beautiful garland on my head.