Good night message _ funny good night heart

Nine out of ten households in a residential area have installed security doors, but only one has not. One day, nine families were stolen together. Only the thief on the door without the security door wrote: don't worry about me, I will worry about you! Good Night!

Hello, when you received this message, I was really sorry to wake you up! Say good night and hope you don't meet me in your dream. I'm afraid you don't want to wake up, hahaha!

The sky is falling? The ground is sinking? The river is going backwards? None of this has anything to do with you Don't worry. Your task now is to remove dark circles. Look at you tired. Have a good sleep.

Missing fills your heart silently. Do you feel lonely and uneasy in the dead of night? Then send you a good dream. I hope you can return to your daughter-in-law's house in your dream!

One day, my sister and I were sleeping when suddenly a cockroach climbed out of bed. My sister and I both cried. He said he was your relative and came from your house to say good night to me.

See the clouds in the night sky? I don't think you can see. I'm spying on you behind the clouds! See if you think of me at night, and see your lovely sleeping position at night, so that I can have a good dream.

A man threw a handle forward on his bicycle and met a traffic policeman at a fork in the road. The traffic police shouted to him: good palm. The man replied happily: comrades have worked hard!

I dreamed of you last night: we walked by the river and snuggled together. You looked up at my eyes and spit out three words affectionately ... woof woof woof.

The hot girl called a taxi. Miss, what will you wear in the future? Spice Girl: Red miniskirt! Recipient: Then where to go? Spice Girl: It's thighs!

Hungry, I can't resist your temptation. When I was in close contact with you, you gave me an unspeakable pleasure. I feel that the earth is turning, and I want to have a big fight with you but I am afraid of getting pregnant. Honey, beer.

In the vast sea of people, my heart is broken for you. Your cold expression makes me feel dull. Your indifference makes me afraid to confess, but I can't extricate myself. Now I want you to understand that you are stepping on my foot.

I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stood on the blue beach and I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard has a hard shell.

I like crawling around on you, touching every inch of your skin and lying in your arms. I can't live without you for a moment. I love you.-sofa.

On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, nor that I let you go alone. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fell down, I ran up and stepped on my foot. ...

Next time I meet you, I will definitely pull you to the bedroom, lock the door, quickly push you down on the bed, cover your head with a quilt, and extend my big hand ... Look, my mobile phone has a blue screen.

I have always had a soft spot for you, and your face has always appeared in front of me! But I am too poor to expect, and now I have money! You can say loudly: boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

These days, I've been trying to say three words to you, but I'm afraid even ordinary friends can't do it, so I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

Ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork.

How can I bear to see you leave? How many warm and happy times we spent together, but today we are going to break up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: wait a minute, I'm not selling this dog.

Someone saw you today, you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.

You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you a pig!

When you are lonely, watermelon may be your best vent. You can cut, chop, chop, and shout loudly: I kill melons, I kill melons, I kill melons!

Your happiness, I will build; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.

I think about you every day. Seeing you is my dream. Loving you is my lifelong expectation. Waiting for you is what I have been doing. I lied to you. It just happened.

Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life has brought me the passing of this life. I used 10000 times to look back on my past life and meet you in this life just to ask you: why do you want to fight with my dog for bones?

nHZ！ HSOM knows you can't guess or understand. Look carefully again, can't you see? Do you know Pinyin? There is a limit to your stupidity. Turn your mobile phone upside down.

Just now, I spoke to the moon on the phone and asked it to shed its radiance and accompany you to sleep. I sent an email to the star, asking it to decorate the night sky with your dreams. They agreed. Good night and sweet dreams!

In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, fight with maggots, fight with shit, and no one saves you. You die heroically, live great and die silently. In memory of you, the toilet is equipped with lights!