Good night funny messages

1. My friend thought a lot last night. After much thought, you were the coolest. I searched for you hundreds of times in my dreams. Looking back, you were indeed thrown and tied deep in someone's donkey shed. How cruel! cruel! Calm down after reading the message!

2. That day when you were participating in a football match, you shot a volley. Before the goalkeeper could react, the ball went in! We all applauded and cheered for you. You got up, patted your butt and said: Damn, the ground is too slippery!

3. The beggar took the monkey along the street to beg. He asked the monkey to laugh and it would laugh. If he asked the monkey to cry, it would cry.

4. Teacher: What is mathematics? Students: Mathematics = Literature Music. The teacher was puzzled, and the student said: Goldbach = Goldbach, Goldbach is a mathematician, Goethe is a writer, Bach is a musician, mathematics = literature and music

5. The phone rings once, which means I miss you; Twice, I miss you so much! Three times, I miss you very much! Four sounds, I miss you very much; five sounds - demo, it’s time to answer the phone!

6. This information is harassment information! I warn those who haven't fallen asleep to go to bed quickly, those who have just fallen asleep turn over and continue to sleep, those who have been sleeping for a long time get up and go to the toilet and continue to sleep, those who really don't want to sleep, harass those who want to sleep with me...

7. I know you care about hygiene. You wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and wash them very carefully. Suddenly you didn't wash your hands. I was surprised: Why didn't you wash your hands? You replied: I brought paper this time!

8. I found that I am really loved by everyone, flowers bloom when I see them, my car is like a car, my beer lid pops open when I see it, and my car automatically blows out my tires when I see it, why don’t you come and worship me soon. If I love myself, I just want to live a wonderful life.

9. Dear, do you like this text message, dear? If you like it, remember to reply and give a good review, dear! If you reply to me now, you can come to my house to borrow salt when you run out of salt! relative! Action is worse than excitement!

10. Baby, please go to bed early! install! Sweet dreams! Let me tell you a story: Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. In the temple, there was an old monk who was telling a story to the young monk. Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple in the mountain. In the temple, there was an old monk who was telling the story to the young monk. Story: Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. In the temple, there was an old monk telling a story to the young monk...

11. Go to sleep: You will have a dream, dreaming that I am dressed as Ghost, dressed in white. You can't see my feet, but you can only see the red ones on my white clothes... I look straight at you and say to you: "Watch where your mouth is next time you feed me wine."

12. Brothers and sisters who plan to celebrate the festival today must let themselves live in a 100% black world! Wear black clothes, wear a black hat, wear black shoes, eat black bean noodles, and drink pure black coffee. Get dark, get high!

13. Seeing that Da Li, who rarely smokes, smokes all the time, his colleagues asked with concern: What’s wrong? Da Li: This cigarette has the same name as my wife. Colleague: Turns out I miss my wife! Da Li: What? She hit me yesterday, and I will slap her hard today!

14. The most romantic thing I can think of for Valentine's Day is to go on a robbery with you. Unfortunately, you were arrested while we were absconding with the money. You would rather die than be arrested and go to jail, leaving me alone and sad. Devastated, he spends the rest of his life drunk and dreaming.

15. The origin of "bastard": "bastard" originally meant "forgetting the baduan". The ancient "eight principles" refer to "filial piety, brotherhood, loyalty, trustworthiness, propriety, righteousness, integrity, and shame", which are the foundation of life. If you forget the "eight principles", you will forget the fundamentals of being a human being.

16. My wife, the Seven Fairies, the Thunder Goddess and the Lightning Mother have been in a bad mood recently, so try not to disturb them. Be careful when talking on your mobile phone and be vigilant at all times. Presented by Dong Yong in the human world!

17. Life and work are stressful, so I surf the Internet to relieve stress, and use dating websites to have fun. There are so many beauties and handsome men, and it’s easy to find all kinds of conditions. I don’t know whether the quality is good, but I’m still worried about it. The information is eye-catching.

18. Hello, when you received this message, I was really sorry---I woke you up. Alas, it’s all your fault. Who told you to be better than me? Go to bed early? Alas, let's say good night and hope you don't meet me in your dreams.

I'm afraid you don't want to wake up, hahaha!

19. My dear, when I was playing chess with Duke Zhou last night, I saw Duke Zhou’s wife rusting her insoles. It looked very nice! You should go to bed early tonight and learn from others. Good night baby, have sweet dreams!

20. Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I want to find you. Can you pick me up at the station? But I'm afraid there are so many people that it won't be easy to recognize me. Make your head explode, hold a wooden stick in your right hand, and a porcelain bowl in your left hand to contact me. The secret code for the connection is: OK!

21. A cricket made a bet with a pig: If I jump into the grass, you won’t be able to see me. The pig said: Should I be able to see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pigs are watching, the pigs are watching! The pig is still watching! Why are the pigs still watching?

22. The commitment between friends is sincere forever; the warm blessings are attentive, and the communication is unlimited; the true love lasts forever, and a message will be passed down forever; I have the final say in the best wishes. My friend, I wish you a wonderful day!

23. For the sake of our many years of relationship, I decide that you should have a big meal! You pick the location and just reply with what you want to eat! As for time, after the New Year, everyone will be free. February 31st, make an appointment in advance, no waiting!

24. Dear mobile users: You have successfully customized the midnight wake-up to pee service. We will disturb you from time to time in the middle of the night every day until you get up. Please reply to the cancellation business: I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don’t get up, and I don’t pee!

25. When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, and blessed ears, you will sigh loudly---- Pig!

26. Strange, strange, really strange. Seven turtles are dancing on the disco, six lions are playing chess, five monkeys are eating pears, four donkeys are chasing Shu Qi, three mice are filming Level 3, and two crabs. Doing Tai Chi, a little pig reads the message!

27. All the water tribes congratulated the old Dragon King on his birthday. During the dinner, Prime Minister Turtle took something out of his arms, looked at it, and then put it back. The Dragon King hurriedly asked: What's wrong with Prime Minister Turtle? The shrimp soldiers and crab generals quickly replied: The old bastard received another text message.

28. My son is 25 this year. He is introverted and not afraid of hardship. He just does the work every day and gets paid that day. He envied other people's marriages and insisted on marrying that wife. As a father, he had to step forward and be the master of his family. As long as my wife is willing to work hard, I will take care of everything and take care of her happiness.

29. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, and you dream of drinking chicken soup. If you want to have sex, then you have a wonderful dream! If you really want to eat, then go to bed quickly! I will tell you in my dream, good night!

30. Valentine’s Day is here, and I don’t have anything to give, so (m.taiks.com) will give me a couplet. First couplet: The cold eyebrows meet the eyes. Second line: I would rather be a bachelor if I bow my head. Horizontal comment: Long live the bachelor. It's a holiday for a person to laugh at oneself and encourage you.

31. When I was still fuzzy in the morning, my phone vibrated. I took it over and pressed the answer button: Hello! Hello! Hello? Hello? ! Who are you? Is something wrong? You do speak! Kao! I pressed the hang-up button. I was so angry that I asked to see who the caller was. When I saw it, it was a text message... uh——

32. Dad: Son, you are four years old. I want to send you there. Kindergarten full care. Son: No. Dad: Why? Son: I'm shy, and if I take off all my clothes, I'll catch a cold easily.

33. I dreamed of you. You made clothes out of white clouds, borrowed wings from a bird, stuck a broom behind your butt, and then flew to my side like a sword, telling me affectionately. :Did you know? This is what Birdman looks like.

34. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you and I will not be able to crush you. Even if you live in vain.

35. I have always had a soft spot for you, your face appears in front of my eyes all the time! But I was too poor to hope for it, but now I am rich! You can say loudly: Boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

36. The early bird catches the worm, the early blooming flower catches the dew, the early rising hilltop catches the sun, and the early arrival receives gifts: Christmas is coming, hang your socks on the bed quickly. Head, ventilate the chimney well, prepare and deploy early, and wait to receive the gift.

37. Missing you is a very happy thing; seeing you is a very happy thing; loving you is what I will always do; keeping you in my heart is what I have always done. thing; however, lying to you happened just now.