Ten April Fool's jokes

Ten April Fool's jokes: April 1 day is April Fool's Day every year. On this day, people can put aside the tedious work and make jokes with colleagues and friends. Some people say that you can't believe anything others say on this day, because it is April Fool's Day, and many people have played some big jokes in history. Let's share with you the 10 April Fool's joke.

Top Ten April Fool's Jokes 1 1, Swiss Noodle Tree

The credibility of news media reports is very high, but in the 1950s, the BBC played a big joke, that is, on April Fool's Day, it told people through the news that the output had increased greatly and taught people that bread could grow in tomato sauce. Many people really believed it.

2. Instant color TV

Switzerland played a very big joke on April Fool's Day on 1962. Although science and technology have made rapid progress, it plays tricks on people and tells people the news of developing color TV when scientific and technological achievements can only develop black and white TV. Not only that, but also tell people how to watch color TV, which is a more successful hook-up.

3. Virtual baseball genius

Virtual baseball genius is 1985' s April Fool's joke. On this day, a newspaper editor said that there is a great baseball genius in the world. He never played baseball, and his score in the game was 168mph, which broke the historical record. This famous joke is also one of the top ten famous April Fool's jokes.

4. Virtual country

April Fool's jokes about virtual countries have played tricks on many people. That was in England 1977. The newspaper published an undiscovered island. This island has its own system, just like the Peach Blossom Garden. Many people are very happy to hear this and want to see it. In fact, all this is just a joke.

5. Nixon's comeback

Nixon's comeback was a huge April Fool's joke played by the United States in 1992, which really frightened many people who ate melons at that time. Nixon had already retired from politics, but it was rumored that he would return to politics and threatened that he had done nothing wrong, which made the citizens angry and caused a sensation in society.

6. Taco Bell liberty bell

I believe everyone has heard the story of Taco liberty bell, which is a very famous April Fool's joke. 1996 On this day, Taco Bell catering units told the public that they had bought the big clock in Philadelphia Independence Hall and would change its name to Taco Bell liberty bell. It has aroused strong social antipathy, but it is actually false.

7.left-handed hamburger

Usually, people are used to using their right hands, but some people are naturally left-handed. So Burger King began to be a demon. He said that his company specializes in producing a kind of food called left-handed burger, but there is no left-handed burger at all, so it was included in the top ten famous April Fool's jokes.

8. Modification of 8.pi value

The key point of April Fool's joke is whether you can fool others. The joke about pi is really gone. We all know that the value of pi is carefully calculated, but on April Fool's Day of 1998, a newspaper made a very big joke, claiming that the value of pi should be revised, which also deceived many fans of pi.

9. Hot naked ice chisels insects

The hot naked ice plane that attracted the attention of the whole world is an elusive joke. It's an April Fool's joke published by a newspaper researcher on 1995. He told people that the hot naked ice chisel is a newly derived species, which has the ability to freely shuttle glaciers and has a very high body temperature. It is the biggest killer of penguins.

10, gravity disappears.

Newton's gravity is a truth recognized by the scientific community and also affects the development of natural science. However, in 1976, it was subverted by a British scholar who studied astronomy. He said that gravity will be influenced by other stars in the world and will disappear under the influence. This is really a big joke.

Ten April Fool's Jokes 2 199 1 year: Mona Lisa's frown.

The Independent reported that an art group discovered an amazing secret when cleaning the famous painting Mona Lisa. After brushing away the dust in the painting, the woman who swept the world with "mysterious smile" frowned.

1992: Divide Belgium.

On April Fool's Day this year, The Times of London used a big page to report the news that Belgium would split into two. According to the newspaper, the Dutch-speaking part in northern Belgium will be merged into the Netherlands, and the French-speaking part in the south will be merged into France. This report is very serious, and it is accompanied by detailed segmentation maps. It even fooled the then British Foreign Secretary. He also said that he was going to be interviewed on TV to discuss this "important issue".

1993: Separate phones for men and women.

Germans who are famous for their seriousness and rationality also played jokes on April Fool's Day. Sudkurier, a local German newspaper, said that a new telephone system was about to be introduced. Men and women use different phones because "women take up the phone for too long".

1994: There is no "surfing the Internet after drinking"

A well-known computer magazine, PCComputing, published an article saying that the US Congress will pass a bill to treat surfing the Internet after drinking as "illegal" as drunk driving. In addition, it is illegal to talk about "sex" on the Internet.

1995: The Queen of England has her own uncle.

On April 1995, The Independent reported that a 69-year-old Welsh farmer was the illegitimate child of George V, the grandfather of Queen Elizabeth II. In other words, he has the right to inherit the British throne.

In the name of "The Queen's throne is threatened", this report describes the farmer's life story in an orderly way, and says that the legal heir to the throne has filed a lawsuit with the local court to reclaim his right to inherit the throne.

1996: Jupiter discovers life.

The Internet, which was still a new media, soon joined the ranks of producers of "April Fool's Day" fake news. On April 1 that year, the first news AOL users saw after logging in was that a government official revealed that life had been found on Jupiter.

According to the report, the US government has mastered the evidence of Jupiter's biology, but kept the news secret. The boss of AOL and a well-known biologist came forward to confirm the reliability of this news. After the news went online, the number of posts reached 1300, and people called the relevant government departments to inquire about the situation.

1997: Cars drive away animals.

German BMW announced that it has developed a new type of car, which can emit ultrasonic waves to drive away animals on the road, thus reducing and avoiding traffic accidents.

1998: Guinness Time replaces Greenwich Mean Time.

On March 30th of that year, Guinness Beer, a famous Irish beer company, announced that it had reached an agreement with Greenwich Observatory, and it would become a sponsor of the Millennium activities of the Planetarium. In exchange, from 1998 to 1999, Guinness Time will replace Greenwich Mean Time.

1999: Britain changed its national anthem. BBC Radio 4 reported that the British national anthem "God Save the Queen" will be replaced by the European Union's "Unified National Anthem" and sung in German.

This "Unified National Anthem" used Beethoven's music, and the BBC also broadcast a version sung by British primary school students, claiming that Prince Charles' office also called the radio station to ask for the audio and video tapes of this song.

2000: Free cars

Esquire, a famous American men's magazine, introduced readers to a new car company called Freewheels, saying that the company is preparing to promote free cars to the public. The bodies of these cars will be covered with advertisements, and the income of the flywheel will come from these advertisements.

200 1: "blue sky" is no longer.

The British "Post" published a message saying that the sky is gradually becoming eclipsed, and it is no longer as blue as before. The newspaper said that this conclusion came from a five-year study. According to this study, the blue pigment in the sky decreased from 9.3% in 1996 to 6.9% in 200 1 year. Central Plains

Ten April Fool's jokes and three April Fool's jokes.

1, April Fool's Day. He: "I love you." She: "I don't love you." He: "Your jokes are really funny" She: "Yours is really funny".

2. In fact, February 14 is April Fool's Day and April 1 is Valentine's Day. /kloc-In February of 0/4, how many people lied to others with sweet words?/kloc-In April of 0/4, how many men and women spoke their minds under the pretext of joking.

The best trick of April Fool's Day is to set the screenshot of his computer desktop as the desktop when colleagues or classmates leave. Then move all the files on the desktop to a folder on disk, so that the desktop looks the same as usual. Trick effect: click the mouse crazily when the other party comes back.

But there is no response, turn it off and on, the problem continues, and then it will definitely go crazy.

4. On an April Fool's night in the university, all the dormitory members took their ID cards to the street and walked for seven blocks, finally finding the patrol police. Face to face, about 30 meters away from the police, they shouted "Run", and then the police saw us running and chased us. I ran at a speed of 100 meters for 15 minutes, but I couldn't run any longer and was caught.

The police asked us why we ran, and we said that the dormitory had 20 minutes to lock the door. If we don't run, we can't go back.

In the morning, the leader called me to the office and told me to pack my things and go to Nanjing to attend the commendation meeting. Now I am on the bus to Nanjing, and I receive a short message from the leader, "Happy April Fool's Day!" " I ...

6. On April Fool's Day, the leader of our unit received a short message, saying which restaurant to drink in the evening. When we got there at night, we found a table full of people, but the guests didn't come. We didn't know it was April Fool's Day until we called. As a result, everyone ate a table except the guests. But April Fool's Day can't afford to hurt!

7. On April Fool's Day, my classmate changed the number of the girl I like on my mobile phone to his … and then sent me a text message saying that he wanted to talk to me about the object … I was so excited about class that I ran to the playground for a long time … and then I went to the girls' class to find a girl, and I came back humiliated … How to say, I made friends carelessly …

8. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, cucumber and watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

9. Call you an idiot, you still know how to read, call you an idiot, you still know how to be angry, call you an idiot, you still know how to reply to text messages, call you a log, and you still know how to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

10, those who go home from work are poor ghosts, those who go home at 9 o'clock are alcoholics, 1 1 those who go home are erotic ghosts, those who go home at 2-3 o'clock are gamblers, and those who don't go home are wild ghosts!

1 1. One day, we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, too, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, What a coincidence!

12, Ma Jun, it has four legs, the sea, it is full of water, the fool who looks at the mobile phone, he is grinning!

13, did the wind really get into my eyes? Did you really break my heart? I really cried! How could this happen! Tears can't stop flowing, and there is an unknown pain-you damn onion!

14, everyone praises you for being handsome, so people say you are weak! Everyone regards you as an idol, which means you are just the object of spitting! I really don't know if you mistook April Fool's Day for April Fool's Day, or because you are worried that no one will celebrate April Fool's Day!

15, Friar Sand said I had a change of 16! Bajie said I had 32 changes! Wukong said I had seventy-two changes! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see a phone call on my way to the Western Heaven. Monsters read short messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

16, I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!

17, I said: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear, and this is how the sea is formed. You said: Every time you think about me, you fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!

18, this is the last message I can send on my mobile phone. Finally, I'll leave you the most precious thing, because there's something I've always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it-help me recharge!

19, you are over 20, there are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove how great human beings are. And you are used to stew vermicelli.

20. You look very abstract! You look hazy! You look fuzzy! You look very ... strange! Give me a break. I really can't describe you. I have never seen a ghost.

2 1, in the cold winter morning, you struggled to paddle, breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, freestyle and impressive diving in the pool! The old man on the shore was anxious: "I'm going to have an exam!" You drank up the cesspool and didn't let me farm! "

22. A friend I haven't contacted for a long time called me and chatted for a while.

I asked him, "Why did you call me suddenly?"

He said, "I missed you when I was in Tomb-Sweeping Day."

I'm speechless at once!

23. After the Qingming Festival, you will have money.

Just now I said to my dormitory classmates, "I will have money after Qingming!" " "

The dormitory was quiet in an instant, and I don't know why for a long time. ...

I hate Japanese very much.

I saw someone on the forum today saying that he hated the Japanese because his grandfather was killed by the Japanese when he was five years old.

I want to tell him that your grandfather died at the age of five. Did you download it online?