Today is May 20th. I want to send a message to a girl. I hope it’s warm and funny! Thanks

Choose any one you like

2332 Your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the God of Wealth favors you, your friends are loyal to you, and your lucky star will always shine on you. Take good care of yourself and sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you. 0

2331 You go! Find someone worthy of your love to love. I don’t know you and your feelings well enough. I know that some things cannot be forced, and some distances cannot be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really can’t believe that you ran away with someone just for a bone! 0

2330 Just click if you love me! Pressing... Hehe! Let me just say...you only pressed the button if you love me! If you still press...I'll tell you that you love me but you still don't admit it, I really can't stand you...You press again...Okay! I love you too! 4

2329 Dear lazy insect, do you have a deep winter sleep and still smile when dreaming? The weather is so good today, remember to take a shower in the afternoon, lest your fragrance will knock me down tomorrow! 0

2328 When a man pays without looking at the bill, he is chasing this woman; when he starts to pay attention to the items on the bill, he has already chased the woman; when he looks at the bill and It's too expensive to complain. His relationship with this woman is very stable. 0

2327 Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, old cows like to eat young grass, good horses don't eat grass when they turn back, there is no grass anywhere in the world, once you get married, it turns into grass. 0

2326 Love is the most hurtful martial art in the world. It is more harmful than Qiao Feng's Eighteen Palms for Subduing the Dragon, Duan Yu's Six Meridians Divine Sword, and Linghu Chong's Dugu Nine Swords. . 0

2325 The best way to pick up girls: tear your face apart, throw away your self-esteem, empty your wallet, empty your mind, use up your time, and use up your energy. There’s nothing you can’t soak up! 0

2324 Missing you is a happy thing! It's a pleasure to see you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in my heart is what I always do! But I’m lying to you, it just happened! Ha ha! 0

2323 If looking good is a fault, I have made a big mistake. If being cute is a sin. I have committed a heinous crime. It is so difficult to be a human being! You're fine, you're right and not guilty...I really envy you! 0

2322 If the government stipulates that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. I have no regrets and will do it until death! But the government doesn’t regulate it... then forget it! 0

2321 Do you know why I like you? The face of a baby is playful, the body of a panda is naive, the ears with windy ears are good luck, and the steps are swaying and funny. You are the best match for watching the exhibition. 0

2320 What kind of words can express my mood at this moment; what kind of actions can express my love at this moment; whisper your nickname - Piggy, you are the only one in my life, The afterlife continues! 0

2319 Dear, do you really want to meet? Then you have to promise: if I turn around and run away, don't pull me. If I faint on the spot, you have to give me artificial respiration, and remember to use force when inhaling. 0

2318 I have a feeling now that I have never felt before. Whenever the phone rings, I think it is you. My heart beats faster, my breathing becomes short, my hands and feet are cold, and my limbs are numb. I feel so uncomfortable, 99 Me! 0

2317 In college, falling in love is called going to work, falling out of love is called being laid off, falling in love with someone else is called changing careers, falling out of love before starting to look for someone again is called being unemployed, and being in love again after falling out of love is called being laid off and re-employed! 0

2316 Love is a dish: put the emotion into the fate pot, top it with happy oil, sprinkle some happy candies, pour a bottle of sour vinegar, add bitter salt and colorful pepper, burn the years to torment and boil. This dish is ready to be served when it tastes delicious.

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2315 Where is my captain? Without you, I will be lost; on the vast sea, I will be swallowed up by the waves; on a starry night, I will feel lonely; can you accept my invitation to be my captain? 0

2314 I am an infatuated bluebird, willing to be injured under your gun. Even if you stride away, your laughter will warm my heart like the wind. If you look back occasionally, You will find that tears have filled my eyes. 0

2313 You are my cup when I drink water - kiss you; you are my pillow when I sleep - love (next to) you. The stars in the sky are my eyes that sparkle with tears when I miss you, and the waning moon is my heart that breaks in half when I miss you! 6

2312 I have a crush on you, but I have never dared to tell you. The desk is a bit small. When I touch you, my heart always flutters. Sometimes I even feel like I want to hug you. 0

2311 Childhood sweethearts, childhood sweethearts; virginal love, forever unforgettable. Please tell me, when will this long-buried seed sprout? 0

2310 If loving you is a task assigned to me by God, I would like this task to be permanent and it should not have a time limit. Because God knows that I will cherish you well. 0

2309 On Valentine's Day, I would like to be a fish that you can braise, boil, or steam, and then lie in your gentle stomach. 1

2308 Sister, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. I miss you every time I hear it. I fall in love with you at first sight. I chase you without saying a word. I come to you again and again. I must Come after you. 2

2307 You are the sun in the sky, and I am the mountain on the earth; you are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the earth; you are the crow flying in the sky, and I am the earthly dog ??chasing after you. Chase. 0

2306 If I have one million, I will take it from you. Do I have one million? No, so I can't take you; if I have ten dollars, I will love you. Do I have ten dollars? Yes, so I love you! 0

2305 me! I want! I want you! I want you to look at me! I want you to look into my eyes! I want you to look into my eyes and say! You want me! 0

2304 Five hundred years ago, I was a long-term worker in your family. I fell in love with you when I peeked at your embroidery posture by the window that day. Don’t blame me for not telling you then! Because there were no text messages back then! 0

2303 I love your heart, your liver, and three-quarters of your body! I love you piece by piece, and I love your money by the dozen! 0

2302 In the previous life, you were a landlord and I was your domestic worker. I worked for you for thirty years and you didn’t give me a penny. In this life, God destined you to accompany me all my life to repay you! 0

2301 You are my cotton-padded jacket in winter and ice cream in summer. You are the Apollo in my life. I am willing to pull carts and collect rags for you! I hope to walk side by side with you, and I will definitely be able to walk through thousands of mountains! 0

2300 God is my witness, my shadow follows you anytime and anywhere, and my eyes are watching you all the time... Damn, I mean - except when you take a shower! 0

2299 I am ugly but I am gentle, I am thin but I am full of tendons, my heart is soft but my legs are not short, I will definitely chase you to the end of the world. 0

2298 After one farewell, I missed you two times. I only talked about it for three or four minutes, but who knew that five or six hours would be like carrying water with seven hearts. There is no eight-line book that can be passed down. There are ninety-nine longevity in the world. I love the ten-mile long pavilion. you! 0

2297 Honey, I miss you so much! I really want to kiss you, bite you, and eat you. Come on! It feels so comfortable to fall into my arms. 0

2296 Baby, my teeth hurt recently because I often miss you at night. It feels so sweet that it will cause tooth decay. 0

2295 If you can watch me until I turn into an ugly old man with a bald head and a fat belly, then I will also keep watching you until you turn into a withered body and wrinkled face. old lady.

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2294 You are the flowers and I am the green leaves to set off your beauty. You are the moon and I am the stars to set off your beauty. You are the tea leaves and I am the boiling water. Can I brew you? 0

2293 My love for you is brighter than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! My heart for you is longer than Guan Yun! There is no need to say more about what I mean to you! 0

2292 You, you, you little goblin, I have been poisoned by your love but you still refuse to give me the antidote! Little bad guy! oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love! 0

2291 From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour text messages. You have only two choices. One is to have your defense line completely destroyed; the other is to say you love me. 0

2290 I shoot the little arrow of love into your heart, and you become my prisoner. I decide to sentence you to life imprisonment, and you will be detained in my heart forever without bail. 0

2289 If one day you are old and have no teeth, I will still kiss your toothless gums. 0

2288 Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are the phoenix in the sky flying and flying. I am the crow on the ground chasing and chasing you. I won’t hit you or scold you. I use my feelings. Torture you. 0

2287 Do you want roses? I won’t give it to you! Want some chocolate? I'm hungry for you! Do you want me to kiss you? You are so beautiful! Oh