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I regret drinking, and I shouldn't talk about drinking.
? The average life span of human beings is 80 Earth years or about 30,000 days and nights.
This means that after they were born, they made friends, ate, got married and had children (or were infertile), drank and had sex, found that one of their directors had a tumor, then regretted that the time for thinking tomorrow had passed, and then felt that they should choose another road, and then realized that they would make the same mistake even if they started all over again. After that, they finally died solemnly and returned to the huge black nothingness.
Farewell, time and space. This is the most common common zero. Yes, this is human life. Everything is confined to the same mediocre planet. ?
two
If you don't use force and filter, it is probably the aesthetic limit of most men in China. Some people may still find it scary, scary and ugly. I know I am a monster in your eyes. I have to go to bed at ten and get up at six every day. I don't drink or socialize. I have no friends. I haven't regretted my original choice. Is there anyone to encourage me? Your encouragement is the reason why I insist, and it also lets me know that I am not alone on the way to fitness.
three
I miss being with my brothers. When I talked about drinking, I talked about bungee jumping, and I talked about throwing iron. I never hesitate, and I never regret my days. I left with a phone call and felt more and more boring. What kind of grid can the teaching and research room, library, gym, dormitory and canteen be woven into?
four
Not afraid to take the life of other people's pets, but afraid to answer a few text messages and phone calls. That's the kind of person who is afraid of wine. What the boss should regret is not killing dogs, but drinking. He didn't dig out the deep problems, and something big will happen in the future, huh?
five
I drank wine today and made an important decision.
Even regret is better than regret.
I love you and myself.
six
Some things know from the beginning that there is no result, so there is no need to waste time. I hope tomorrow's oral exam won't collapse too much. I don't want to review anyway.
seven
If I drink again, I will be a dog. If I drink, I will regret not closing the door.
eight
I may have drunk too much, but today's meal made me sit up and take notice of some people. I lost. I thought I had a clear conscience after drinking, and I didn't particularly regret making friends. Brothers, I want to return to being a teenager. . Everything is fine.
nine
This is the last time to drink for you. I will never drink, eat or sleep because of you again. I will let you know that you don't regret losing me. You gave me family pox this time. This is a wonderful game, and I will always remember it.
ten
Every time I drink, the whole world is mine.
But I woke up and regretted it.
It hurts so much that I doubt my life.
eleven
There's been a little too much wine recently.
Very sober before drinking.
After drinking, there are many things.
Brag in wine
Then there are all kinds of regrets after drinking.
So, starting today, stop drinking.
If you drink again,
twelve
I admit that I drank, but I didn't drink too much. I remember everything I said and I don't regret it.
Be careful what you say and do, sometimes if you are really wrong, there is no room for redemption.
Wrong, apologize.
thirteen
I finally lost it.
I won't order you to talk again.
I won't watch your movements.
I don't want to know where you have been.
Who are you drinking and singing with?
I just think
Lose to lose
I don't regret it anyway.
fourteen
I've never been so depressed. In the past two months, I have been encouraging myself and moving in a positive direction. Facing this city, I feel lonely at the moment. I am really unhappy and self-doubt. I am really bad. There is no person I want here, and there is no successful career. I can't find anything to drink. I'm very sad! I regret the decision made at this time last year. Maybe this is my own life! Drink this cup and start construction tomorrow!
fifteen
The 36th day of full femtosecond surgery. I regret drinking again the day before yesterday. My eyesight dropped obviously yesterday, but I feel better today. Too much is inevitable. Everything is normal during the day, but it's still a little bad at night. I haven't fully recovered. I must go to bed on time and stop fooling around.
sixteen
I remember that I am very addicted to alcohol. Every summer, I drink a lot of draft beers from food stalls. Later, I moved a box full of red wine home, one or two bottles every night. In most cases, it will be broken. Later, when I moved out, nobody took care of it. I even indulge myself and have to drink from time to time. I remember one month, I drank nonstop every day until I regretted swearing, and then I drank again, as if I was addicted to drugs and even pregnant. When I was in Japan in April, I drank n cups of cold draft beer every night for several days, and I felt like I was going to be ruined. On the first day of ovulation day in May, my husband and I were still blowing whiskey on the bottle to make drinks. If I am pregnant, this addiction can cure me. Now, watching others drink, I always swallow saliva. Looking forward to ten months later, I want to find a place to solve my hunger first.
seventeen
Lying in the trough is killing me. I'm hungry. I fucking regret drinking yesterday. Damn it, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
eighteen
Now, if I don't take the initiative to drink, I can stay awake and miss you. No one can make me regret it!
nineteen
Drinking with friends and talking about you, I think it should be my biggest regret in my life not to marry you.
twenty
I was sorry when I woke up. Drinking can make my short film numb my nerves. Sorry, everyone. I swear to stop drinking from today. I can't do this anymore. Be nice to yourself. Let me talk about this platform and express my thoughts.
twenty-one
I don't understand why some people regard waves as something to show off. What if others know that you are a wave and a society? Some bad impressions are hard to erase once they are formed in other people's minds. Moreover, the body is your own, and heaven is fair. Spend too much money when you are young, and you will get sick in the future. As a conservative old aunt, I think I will regret it one day. Smoking, tattooing and drinking are even more untouchable, because as far as I know, some people describe different pictures from others. Do some people just like the feeling of being pointed at behind their backs? I am really a worried old aunt. I advise everyone to stay healthy, maintain a good living condition and be an ordinary and honest person. Keep your mind at peace, stay away from feasting and unhealthy young people.
Twenty Two
Don't drink with your elders, you will regret it. Don't ask me how I know.
twenty-three
We met for the second time in 9 years. After 6 years, today is really perfect and lucky. Being teased by the goddess told me not to find a girlfriend. She also praised me for signing an album and talking about invincible. I regret that my eyes were swollen like a bubble last night. ) Because I am too nervous when taking pictures, I am no different from a fool. Let's make a souvenir.
twenty-four
Shit! I want to cry at this moment, okay!
Sleep to death
I have to be picked up by this goods to walk around.
Now I'm hungry, cooking instant noodles in my kitchen.
I think my father regrets drinking with him.
My mother will go out at half past five tomorrow. She must be devastated at the moment.
The worst part is that I have to watch him eat before I can sleep!
twenty-five
The group voted whether to go camping or not. They finally breathed a sigh of relief when they saw so many people not going. Going camping on such a cold night, I'm afraid I won't die by the sea.
I heard that I want to drink free food after the party. Do you regret not taking photos of my drinking allergy? Can only eat allergies in advance? Feelings are deep and boring?
When I leave, I will fly directly to Guangzhou. I'm going to Zhuhai to eat seafood I haven't eaten here.
twenty-six
If one day we are separated, please remember that you loved me.
Are you leaving? Look at me again, and you will regret it.
I'm not drinking, but looking at your past and mine.
Hehe, can you find something better than me?
twenty-seven
When I was away from home, besides my family, this person probably cared about me the most! Thank you for meeting you, but it's too late to know you. Know that I can't drink, no matter what I say, I won't be allowed to drink. There will be more videos at night to see if I drink or not and how I die.
28
After thinking for a long time, I still can't figure out why I was given a body that can't drink. The feeling of arrogance before drinking and regret after drinking is only available when you are ignorant before college, high school and junior high school. . .
I can drink too much. . . What the hell is alcohol allergy? . Think about it. I haven't drunk for years. . Since then, I have been drinking needles that have been hanging for days and nights. . .
Twenty-nine
I miss you. I think of you every time I drink. Are you okay in Shanghai? I regret it. I really regret it.
thirty
Born to be human.
There is no reason not to love this wonderful world.
The best choice I have made in my life is to learn design.
I don't think I will regret it in my life.
and .. / with ..
I really miss drinking and watching the World Cup with my father.
So every day is worth remembering.
Live seriously.
I'm so happy.
Thirty-one
I want to keep you countless times, but I still can't keep you. I just hope you can have a good life and have no regrets. Calm down after drinking and don't recall the past, after all, it's all over. I don't want you to show up again and again when I try to put it down. I used to be brave and fearless in the emotional world with you. Put it down completely, not because you don't want to be brave for love, but because you don't want to be different forever. Anyway, thank you for your company over the past three years. I also wish you good health.
Thirty two
Smoking, drinking, perming,
Stay up late, skip class, play ball,
Internet cafes have been sitting for five days in a row, and drinking has never been discouraged.
Sleeping in the back of the classroom, five years without regrets.
? Hey, do you want to go to the bathroom together?
thirty-three
This feeling of tossing and turning is so uncomfortable that I regret drinking at night now.
Thirty four
After the business trip, the boss was merciful and asked for a drink. Colleagues asked me, and I replied that the most regrettable decision I made so far in my life was to enter this industry. At first, he said, there were not many options outside the general trend, but he was not interested in the obvious option. "For people like us, questioning is the essence of science. And you have to communicate with people who cross the border. Even if you are dealing with a legal company, you will always be dealing with real people. 」
There are no standard answers to many things.
Thirty-five
To commemorate yesterday, although I was expected to have allergies, I had no regrets about drinking happily together yesterday (I fainted and took these two photos).
Thirty-six years old
I don't want to live a long and healthy life, so I don't have to worry about whether I overeat or take out coke fried chicken every day. There will be no regrets afterwards. At least I don't drink, smoke, yell or hit people. There must be an exit. Life is too short to eat, drink, and be merry. You don't want to eat, drink and be merry at all, which is terrible.
Thirty seven
I woke up this morning and remembered that there was no grouping in my circle of friends last night. I regret it very much. But drinking is really fun. For no reason, others laugh, I laugh, and then a few people laugh into a pool of mud. Remembering that I was clamoring for confession in the Jedi survival last night, I thanked Sister Wang for stopping me. Wine and osmanthus wine can make me lose my mind. I will never touch white wine or anything in my life.
Thirty eight
Always like this.
I will get lost at night.
When drinking, you are always impulsive.
I regretted it again and again the next day.
When can I have enough self-control?
It's time to grow up.
Be strict with yourself
39 years old
I promised you that I would take good care of myself and try not to drink or get drunk. I drank two more cups today, and I regret it, because I suddenly missed you after drinking too much, ugly hj.
forty
I advise you to stay away from your mobile phone after drinking, or you will regret it when you wake up. Can you say this casually? I thought I saw him when he was awake.
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