Send some classic text messages, hurry up!

When the new year comes, their jobs will fall on you, your wife will smile at you, beautiful girls will hug you, money will float towards you, and you will shout happily: Yes, yes, yes ... 2. Wife is home, lover is a flower; Pay the family and buy flowers with bonuses; Go home and see flowers when you are sick; I hope you remember to go home often in the new year, but don't forget to water the flowers. 3. I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, you deserve it! 4. If beauty is a crime, you have committed a heinous crime! If being sexy is a mistake, you have made it again and again! If cleverness is punished, don't you want to be chopped to pieces? ! Happy New Year to the most beautiful woman in the world! I hope you are as happy as the teapot on the stove every day. Although your ass is burning hot, you are still whistling happily and risking happy bubbles! I wish you a happy New Year's Day and all your wishes come true! Hey! 6, New Year's Day is coming, send you a good mood: no matter how much water the sea is, how great the mountain is, how many legs the spider has, how spicy the pepper is, no matter how ghost bin Laden is, how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful and happy. Never regret! 7. The God of Wealth asked me to tell you that you should be kind to people, especially the person who sent you this message. Always make this person happy. Invite this man to dinner and give him a big gift. The God of Wealth will take care of you. 8. No gifts will be given on New Year's Day this year. Send you a short message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that the god of wealth has been eyeing you! ! 9. Happy New Year to you: yes man, you are the most beautiful when you are away from home. You are the king of the world, you are better than Qin Shihuang; Everyone likes your game. People eat their own meat and drink their own soup, and the money goes directly into their pockets. 10, I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you. 1 1, New Year's Day is here, eat a big meal, drink less, eat more vegetables, can't reach it, stand up, be respected, play tricks, can't eat, go back! Www.xiaohua286.cn12, I wish you make a fortune in the new year, set foot on Marlboro, achieve your career on Hongta Mountain, surpass Ashima in your lover, and spread your financial resources all over Greater China. 13, I wish you a prosperous dog year and look like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is a dime a dozen; Business is like Dapeng 14. Weather forecast: In 2003, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky summer, health cream, perfect thunder and hail. Please note that they will haunt you for a whole year. 15, your lover should be gentle as water and sweet as honey, your colleagues should be diligent, your friends should have a runny nose, and you should clean your nose in the new year, so that you can have a clean New Year. Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! Want clouds, want rain, there is a lot of wine and gold. 17, I wish you beautiful every day, happy forever, healthy every second, lucky every second, never lonely, and more money! Happy new year! 18, zero in the exam is called duck egg, bad behavior is called bad guy, empty head is called idiot, fire is called fuck off, alas, that is called finished, egg.