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After the quarrel, coax your wife to apologize and send a text message.
2, the empty mountain is silent, and the universe is silent. It is my sadness that renders the sadness of all things; Birds croak and butterflies fly low, which is the pain of my infection with everything; Please don't be silent, please don't cry. I already regret that my heart is broken. Forgive me for answering the message!
3. I am the luckiest person in the world when I meet you; Falling in love with you, I am the happiest person in the world; I am the happiest person in the world with you; Leaving you, I am the most painful person in the world. Please don't leave me, or I will become the most pitiful person in the world.
4, smile, how beautiful, smile makes my heart beat; Relax your eyebrows, don't worry, happiness makes you slimmer; Open-minded, less temper, to ensure that everything goes well with you! I'm sorry, please don't be angry again.
5. I want to tell you a humorous story, which is my joke; I want to find a beautiful reason to tell you that's not my intention; I want to send you an affectionate message, please forgive me.
6, struggling, in the abyss of endless regret; Struggle, in endless frustration; Struggle, in endless painful memories, makes you sad. I am caught in endless struggle. I really want to say I'm sorry.
7. pin my apologies on the clouds and let the breeze convey my endless feelings; Fly my wish in the blue sky, and let Baiyun realize my regret; Forgive my sentimental assembly, forgive my unintentional invasion, I will lose the brilliance of my life without you!
Don't ignore me, I can't figure out why you left. Don't ignore me, I don't want to wake up crying at night. Don't ignore me, I'll learn. Don't ignore me, please send me a message.
I know I was too impulsive that day. I only remember my dream, ignoring your impatience. At the moment, my heart hurts. I hope you can relax after receiving the message and forgive my impulse, dear!
10, a day without you is like a day without the sun, and my heart loses its warmth; A day without you is like a night without moonlight, and life has lost its romance; Please forgive me quickly and don't ignore me!
1 1, if not, there will be none behind; Without you, it's no use making more money. So I want to win your forgiveness, make all my money useful and find its owner.
12. When I saw the way you pouted when you lost your temper, I tried to bump tofu, hang myself with noodles, jump into a teacup and drown, but all failed. Now I am waiting for you to deal with me. Forgive me.
13, honey, wait for me, don't run like hell. You can run better than a long-distance runner when you are angry. I really can't catch up. I'm exhausted. Who will cook dinner for you in the evening? Who washes your feet? Who will hug you? Forgive me, it's all my fault. Look back at me, I am going to faint.
14, I was ridiculous last night. How could I be so rude to you to do such a thing? I sincerely apologize to you and ask your forgiveness: I really shouldn't ... grab your lollipop.
15, because my mistake made you angry, and I felt remorse and regret in my heart. I promise it won't happen again. I will tell you with a small message: I was wrong! I just hope you can smile and forget all your troubles.
16, turn the tide with my sincerity, change the reality with my persistence, and exchange my faith in love for my tomorrow. I believe the sun will shine for me. Please accept my love and forgive me, dear!
17, I am tired, but I am tired of waiting for you; I am sleepy because I am tired of thinking about you; I am drunk, and your expectation breaks my heart; I woke up, but I didn't see you. Stop torturing me!
18, sorry, don't be angry, you can cook with rice; Sorry, don't be angry, it's no problem to wash the floor; Sorry, don't be angry. Kissing and hugging are over. Honey, I'm sorry!
19, dilute your anger and relieve my pain; Dilute your sadness and ease my helplessness; Desalinate yours and reduce my sin. Only when you are happy will I feel better. I was wrong.
20. No matter how you explain it now, it is powerless in front of you, silently waiting for your forgiveness, but letting you know that a silly heart is waiting for your forgiveness.
2 1, in order to concentrate on solving the problem that you ignore me, I decided not to eat when I was hungry, not to drink when I was thirsty, and not to sleep when I was tired until I overcame the difficulties and touched you. Please forgive me.
22. Flowers wither because you are crying; I forgot because you ignored me; Cheer up quickly, or I will soon become a panda because of insomnia. See you after I send it to the zoo. It will cost me a ticket!
23. I don't want to sing love songs alone in the dark, I don't want to be alone, I don't want to be sad alone in crying, I don't want to live alone in regret, forgive me.
24. Without you, life is only a sigh; Without you, loneliness will haunt me; Without you, fight alone with me; Without you, life has no aura; I am crazy, waiting for your fulfillment; Forgive me, not tomorrow, but now!
25. Good wife, don't be angry. I knew that I had made a mistake. If I have to make up for it, I am willing to give my life. As long as you are happy, let's forget the past and start over, ok?
26. People get angry easily, their faces get old, their skin turns yellow and their eyes are dim. As long as you are not angry, hey, you are in good health and spirit, dear, don't be angry! Forgive me!
27, baby, don't be angry, health is important, I miss you every day, don't ignore me, the message is sincere, I am happy when I receive it, I wish you a good life, love me forever, and never change in your life!
After quarreling, coax your wife into apologizing. SMS 2 1) A little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you so much that I can't wait to chew you up!
2) Please answer the phone immediately. I have a sincere heart to confess to you.
3) How can you forgive me? All you have to do is draw a road, set a trap, dig a hole and I'll jump in.
4) The moon came and the sun left, and I never left. They told me that there is only one person who can take my stray dog, and that is you.
5) I really want to go with you to blow away the unhappiness I gave you, leaving only the happiness I gave you.
6) If I tell my guilt, I'm afraid you think I'm worthless, but if I don't tell it, I feel worthless.
7) You said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which made me tired and miserable, so I sent a text message instead, exquisite and inexpensive!
8) You have forgotten that you will never be beautiful again, but it is enough to have you in eternal reincarnation!
9) Honey, everything is because I love you so much. I'm sorry I broke your heart. You are considerate, don't be as knowledgeable and confused as I am, okay?
Happiness is always accompanied by generous people, wealth is always accompanied by honest people, wisdom is always accompanied by noble people, and charm is always accompanied by humorous people. And these are all with you, don't be angry again, keep in touch often, but wish you happiness forever!
1 1) The dream has flown and my heart is about to break. If you do something wrong, you need to face it yourself; Smoke fills the air, wine is hard to get drunk, and I regret being confused for a while; Dear, please accept my sincere guilt!
12) thunder rumbles, regardless of the birds' panic; Rain just surges, regardless of the mud on the ground; The wind just roars, regardless of the pain of the tree; And you are just angry, regardless of my inner pain; Please control me and don't ignore me, okay?
13) When angry, the secretion of cortisol (a stress hormone) in the body will increase, thus causing obesity. The more angry you are, the more often you are angry, the easier it is to gain weight, so it is easy to lose weight by keeping a good mood.
14) Inadvertent injuries entangle you and my heart, and inadvertent mistakes bind you and my fault. I used to think that your happiness was my happiness, but now your happiness is my persistence. I sincerely apologize and forgive my mistake. My friend has been here for so long. Please let it go.
15) be tolerant and give happiness when you can be tolerant; Forgive others and forgive others, and gain happiness; Don't refuse your happiness, don't drive it away, just forgive me! I bow deeply here to show my gratitude! thank you
After quarreling, use SMS 3 1 to coax your wife to apologize. I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour, every second of the minute.
She likes to break up when she doesn't know what to do. Most people are shrinking, even if they often let themselves go down the stairs.
I like to see your smile like spring breeze, your figure like summer rain, your eyes like autumn moon and your expression like winter snow, because you are the only one for me.
Don't call me playboy if you can't tie my heart! If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry, because I am afraid of losing you!
5. What is love? Cats fall in love with fish and are reluctant to eat it; The wolf fell in love with the sheep and could not bear to swallow it; Clouds fall in love with the sky and are unwilling to disperse; I fell in love with you and decided to rely on you all my life!
6. I really like you. Please believe me. Let the tide of love come closer to us bit by bit. No matter how big the storm is, I will be by your side to shelter you from the wind and rain.
7, greetings, strung together is a constant miss; Smiling face is your happiness wandering in your heart; The breeze blows away your troubles; Happiness, filled with flowers; Happy weekend!
8, the weather has become so fast, the cold snap has come quietly, because you are cute, so I care for you. Cover the blanket at night, don't freeze the pig's feet, it's okay to dig the bones, so you can supplement calcium. Don't scold me for being bad. Have a nice day!
9. It's getting dark. I'm alone. Who did I miss? I am thinking of you; The night is quiet, my heart, who am I worried about? I'm worried about you. Dear, I miss you so much when you are not around! Come back!
10, I am not perfect, but I am real. In other words, I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.
1 1. Although I can't live to be 100 years old, I will say that I will love you for ten thousand years, and I will love you wholeheartedly day and night, love you, miss you, miss you!
12, I miss you all the time. I can't eat or sleep well without you. Where are you!
13, I would like to store the greatest tenderness in this life in your heart, so that every day in your life is full of spring and give you a happy blue sky. Love you forever, love you forever.
14, years leave marks, life is not old, just because there is love and hope in life, family and friends, crying and laughing, caring and missing, even if there are more disappointments, our life is still brilliant.
15, at different times, different places, different languages, stories related to you were written down shallowly, and the same feelings, the same smiles, and the same feelings were all copied with constant love for you. In a word, love you, two words, forever.
16, I don't know how to express my affection for you. I only know that without you, I will lose my soul and die like a withered rose!
17 you little leprechaun, you poisoned me with your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!
18, the hardest thing to break in the world is feelings, the hardest thing to find is love, the hardest thing to return is friendship, the hardest thing to separate is feelings, the hardest thing to find is true feelings, and what I want to see most is your smiling face!
19, you are the center of the circle, and I sing around you; You are a kite, I will fly with you; You are the land, I will give you a light rain. (Sweet words) I am your little love nest, you are my little bird, love each other and grow old with my son!
20. This habit is also a sweet burden. Miss you has already become an indispensable habit in my life!
2 1, baby, don't forget to cover the quilt at night, lest you cry when you catch a cold; Pay attention to the change of temperature during the day, and it is uncomfortable to catch cold and get sick; Don't spend too much time online at night, lest you get up late and miss the time. Be relaxed, happy and healthy.
22. When the first ray of sunshine in the morning illuminates the earth, I breathe fresh air and the breeze blows on my face. It's so pleasant that I can't help praying: May you be happy today!
23. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.
24. Your smile bloomed, the land of ecstasy was scattered in my heart, the clear spring crossed, and the stationery soaked with acacia left my memory. The beauty in life is only because of you!
25. Every stone has a high mountain; Every cloud has a sky; Every greeting has a love; Every minute embodies my infinite attachment to you.
If you haven't found a home yet, please come to my arms and let me warm you, care for you, care for you and take care of you in every possible way. Please give me a chance to protect you with the rest of my life, ok?
27. If life is short, live it! If you are lonely, then fall in love! If you cheat your lover, turn yourself in! If you offend your lover, coax him! If you receive the message, please smile!
28, give me a second, I will miss you, give me a minute, I will care about you, give me a whole day, I will miss you, give me a lifetime, I will protect you, give me a short message, I will say: I miss you!
29. I envy the hairpin between your hair and your temples. I envy the cat you often caress. I would like to be the cup you hold carefully and the cloth you pour out your feelings. Can you understand?
30. Nothing is inevitable, but happiness is inevitable; Everything can be bad, but the mood can't be bad; You can lack anything.
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