My girlfriend is in a bad mood. Ask for interesting text messages to make her happy or make suggestions.

A man and a woman are chatting in the park. Woman: Can you take off your glasses? My big leg hurts ... after a few minutes. Woman: Can you put on your glasses? You kissed a chair and it turned out. "

Zhou Xingxing was fired for cheating. ""what's the matter? " "During the physical examination, he counted his ribs and the result was found. "

3 "What do you think of Li Bai's words?" Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed. Could there have been frost? "?" "He must be nearsighted."

Professor: Fool's question, 10 smart people can't answer it. College student: "No wonder I always fail the exam."

5 "Mom, give me an apple!" "Son, it's too late. The apple has gone to bed. " "No, the younger one may be asleep, and the older one is definitely not asleep!"

6 A dormitory card stipulates: I lost, call me a pig for the first time! The second time I told a big fellow outside that you were a pig! The third time, I shouted at the telephone pole with sexually transmitted diseases, and my illness was saved!