Funny quotations from Qixi Valentine's Day

No matter in school or in society, everyone has quotations that impress him. Nowadays, quotations refer to new words that can attract people's attention, arouse people's thinking and have certain communication power, such as the words of celebrities, netizens and social events. Do you know what kind of quotations are just worrying quotations? The following are the complete works of funny quotations from Valentine's Day on Qixi, for reference only. Let's have a look.

Valentine's Day funny quotations 1 1, Valentine's Day is not terrible, the terrible thing is that you are not accompanied by the same person every year.

It's not so lonely and painful to treat Tanabata as Singles' Day.

My Valentine's Day is heavier than Tomb-Sweeping Day's.

4. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home and fought for a whole day. With a click of the mouse, I killed a pair, a pair and a pair.

May the typhoon on Tanabata be more violent. How many pairs have been blown off?

6. I wish tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be sunny, and couples will be baked into scones.

7, Valentine's Day, still the same, drunk. When the wine wakes up, Valentine's Day will be over.

8. On Tanabata, playing pranks in the street, breaking up a pair is a pair.

9. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

10, pray for rain, the bigger the rain, the better, so Tanabata will be ruined!

1 1, it's out of date to want to play liankan on Tanabata. Touch each other, get rid of a couple and bring a mistress.

12, tanabata, everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover will suffer all his life.

13, Cowherd and Weaver Girl, you don't have to block my network reception when dating. Now my calling card is closed ~ ~

14. As soon as Valentine's Day arrives, lovers begin to get excited, and finally break up on Valentine's Day.

15, Tanabata is good at home, so why be messy in the wind?

16, it is better to send roses than cauliflower on Valentine's Day, which saves money and can be eaten.

17, this year's Tanabata, the Cowherd will definitely say to the Weaver Girl: "I came to see you for the last time! Recently, the mistress is popular, and I also found one and gave it to you! "

18, Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach. Happy Valentine's Day!

19, Tanabata, is the date day of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. What's so interesting about you two?

20. It turns out that a person will die on Tanabata: one+night+seven = death.

2 1. I don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!

22, roses, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.

23, Tanabata, the romantic thing is that couples get wet in the street.

24. Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

25, Tanabata Valentine's Day, no one loves me, I love myself.

26. Aren't you happy not to break up on Valentine's Day? I really don't understand why couples always break up on Valentine's Day.

27. Today is Valentine's Day. I hope all my girlfriends have their periods.

28, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, it is best to blow a typhoon, but also 16, blowing a pair is a pair.

29. My sister enjoyed watching the sun alone this morning because she couldn't spend Tanabata with the moon.

30. On Valentine's Day, no one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

3 1. Go out and hire some children on Valentine's Day. Go up and call dad when you see a man. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

I hate Valentine's Day. Every Valentine's Day, I will definitely break up!

33. Sing on Valentine's Day: "Two tigers, two tigers, fall in love, fall in love. They are all men, all men, really abnormal, really abnormal. "

34. On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to go to the movies and separated their seats one by one!

35. You celebrated Tanabata this year, and I drank my 7-up!

No one is with me on Tanabata, so I can spend it. The big deal is to walk in the street and sing "Happy Break-up, I wish you happiness."

37. On Tanabata, my sister lives alone and takes Dove shopping.

38, dear, I bought the ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever! Never separate-inseparable

39. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.

40. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

4 1, your hesitation period has exceeded, don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

42. I am your dog and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the sewer, I will pick it up and go with it.

43. I met you among thousands of people and in thousands of years. I caught up with you without a step earlier or a step later, but I gently asked you, "hello ~!" Pig head! Can you be my girlfriend? "

44. I'm going to play on Tanabata for a day, and I'm going to destroy one couple after another. The more the better!

45. When the sisters saw the couple, they went up and slapped the man and said, Spit people, don't you dare fuck a woman behind my back.

46. I tried to fill the days, but Tanabata reminded me how lonely I was.

47. On Qixi Day, I took my sisters shopping and saw the couple hugging, so I sang "I didn't say hug, and then they let go together."

48. It rained heavily on Valentine's Day, and lovers on the road wanted to break their souls.

49. Tanabata, what's the difference? It's only been 24 hours, not a second, not a second.

Funny quotations from Valentine's Day on Tanabata 2 1. Have a drink and wish you true love; A gentle wind, I wish you the truth; Moonlight, I wish you full of tenderness; A string of blessings, wishing you happiness; With the bridge, I wish you happiness!

2. I miss you, although I am slightly sad, but I know that I will always be your warm sea breeze, blowing you to the other side of your dream! Happy Valentine's Day!

3. Tanabata makes me miss you infinitely, anchor my heart in the harbor where colorful clouds rise, and secretly engrave happiness in your heart; Tie you and me tightly to the end of the years with a love thread! Dear, Happy Tanabata!

4. You are unparalleled in your eyes; Your heart is always perfect; You used to be intriguing; Now you, never give up; Your future is confusing. Everything is beautiful because of you! Happy Valentine's Day on July 7th, my dearest!

No matter how big the wind and rain, no matter how many thorns, as long as you are with me, everything is fearless! The moon shadow is as bright as day, and the silver frost is boundless; Qixi Festival is a bridge full of affection. Fairy flowers and beautiful scenery blend together; Fairy magpies gather on the overpass to make you happy!

6. My love shop is going to open on Tanabata. Romance can be preserved, sweetness can be precipitated, happiness can be transferred, and love can be monopolized. Welcome those who are destined to come, if they are sincere, please don't disturb!

7. Tanabata is here, and I will send you a bunch of lilies to give you a splendid life; Send you a bunch of roses to make your life romantic; Send you a warm blue sky and bring you warmth, brilliance and dreams for a lifetime!

8. Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

9. Curved moon, curved feelings, half hidden in my heart; Bend the river, bend the dream, and acacia keeps ringing; Curved heart boat, curved line, full of love never stops; Bending confession, bending delivery, willing to send a happy life. Happy tanabata!

10.7 is Valentine's Day in China, which is an annual celebration. The milky way is full of sweetness, and the magpie bridge exudes joy. Short words tell the story of missing, dear, happy Valentine's Day!

1 1. Flowers bloom for several spring and autumn, when will it stop? In the dream, the big hand is holding the small hand, and the psychological image is played circularly. I miss you occasionally, but I miss you more at this time. The day of meeting has arrived again, and the SMS bridge has been set up! Happy tanabata!

12. I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I need to recharge when I can't see you; Without you, I think I would lose power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my major, and Valentine's Day on July 7th is our celebration!

13. Tanabata is an eternal myth, romantic and sweet; Tanabata is the witness of love, Tanabata is the yearning of lovers; I wish you and the person you like rain or shine, and everything is fine. I wish you a happy Tanabata!

14. Happiness is accompanied by you. What is unforgettable is your eyes. Happiness is holding your hand and holding you warmly. what is love ? Let's experience it together!

15. A hundred magpies build bridges, and the stars dream of passing books. The two sides of the Milky Way are no longer looking forward to each other today; Star language wishes, beautiful love, short messages, lovers hold hands from now on; Chinese Valentine's Day, love is lingering, I wish your love career double happiness!

16. Tanabata is here, please pay attention; Send some flowers and plants implicitly; Lead with lively points; Be affordable and drink full; Dance enthusiastically; A romantic hug; Just send a timid message!

17. I went shopping two days ago and passed by the Civil Affairs Bureau. I saw many people there. When I asked, I thought of you when I said it was cheap to get married now. Let's get married too. My treat!

18. The water beats the beach, and a line of footprints represents our lingering; The moon wears clouds, and the breeze bears witness to our love. I can't see the future at the moment. It's my wish to hug you. Sing with the stars, may our future be bright.

19. Banish my happiness, block my smile, freeze my laughter and destroy my gentleness. As long as you don't give me an instruction to forgive me, my life will only be lonely. Forgive me, I am so infatuated!

20. I want to become a piece of chocolate. You gently put it in your mouth, which makes you feel fragrant and slippery. I want to be a rose, held tightly in your hand, and give you a fragrance. Dear, Happy Tanabata!

Funny quotations from Valentine's Day on Tanabata 3 1. Bo Yun is smart, short messages are lyrical, and I wish you care all the way. Tanabata golden breeze and dew meet, and there are countless feelings in my heart. Time is like water, courtesy is like a dream, and people have a long way to grow up. When two people's feelings are endless for a long time, * * * holds hands day and night.

2. Couples have holidays every day. A short message, a greeting, a blessing, a concern, a heartfelt love, a promise, a lifelong concern, I wish you and your loved ones a happy life. Happy tanabata!

You know, your smile is the reason why I miss you. Looking back at you in the wind always confuses my mind and feels you, which is my greatest satisfaction-my all-time favorite! Dear, I'll see you at the usual place this Tanabata night!

4. In the mathematics of love, there is no parity alternation, only pairing; The mechanics of love, there is no positive and negative balance, only gravity; There is no third person in the grammar of love, only you and me. Tanabata, true love is invincible!

Love is like a piece of candy, sweet in the mouth and sticky in the arms. If you accidentally get stuck, your tears will be salty. On the occasion of Tanabata, I wish all lovers in the world will be well!

6. Dear, your delicate little hands are more attractive in the tempering of life; Your youthful face is more beautiful in the years; Happiness in marriage is more fulfilling. Tanabata is coming, no matter how you change, your heart will never change. Happy tanabata!

7. The tender feelings of Tanabata, the autumn wind, hand in hand with the charming mood of * * *, stop all troubles, let love and family go hand in hand, fluctuate the balance of life, let a smile be affectionate for you, and wish career love a win-win situation everywhere.

8. Today, I am waiting for you on this side of the Magpie Bridge. Do you miss me on the other side? Why don't we settle in Queqiao for the rest of our lives? Today is Tanabata, running water has come out in summer, and it is raining in Mao Mao in autumn. July 7th, I miss you and love you!

9. You see, the shadow of the moon reflects the shadow of the tree, and the friendship between silver and frost is long; I hope that the true feelings will light up instantly at the Qixi party on the bridge; Immortal love is unforgettable, and everyone thinks of true love. May Valentine's Day in China come and wish you happiness and longevity!

10. I love your eyes most, hiding my deep affection and your gentleness; Love your lips most, share my passion and your infatuation; The person who loves you the most gave you my life and yours!

1 1. Tanabata, hold a handful of Milky Way water and let love flow; Take a trip to Queqiao Road to make Acacia last forever; Say a sweet word and cherish you forever. Tanabata, love you forever!

12. Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't want your heart, don't understand my heart, so cruel, make me sad.

13. The devoted person is the stupidest, the infatuated person is the stupidest, the affectionate person is the most handsome, the affectionate person is the truest, the emotional person is the most romantic, the indulgent person is the most chic, the affectionate person is the happiest, and the informed person is the most dangerous. Tanabata, relax!

14. I will make you laugh before the flowers bloom and the birds sing. The sea can dry up, stones can rot, and I can't leave you; To the end of the world and the end of the earth, I will find you; The land is barren and the sky is old. I don't care about you at all! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

15. Dragonflies fly, butterflies chase, and troubles lock a lot. You can't know how to drink more until you watch the geese fly and people return. Live and die together, let go of each other The clouds chase the moon and the wind blows the willows. May my dear you be happy.

16. You are on the other side of the river, I am on the other side of the river, and my thoughts are buried in my heart. You are on the other side of the bridge and I am on the other side of the bridge. Joy flooded my mind. Love is here, love is there, you are in my heart. Dear, I will wait for you on Tanabata!

17. If I own an island, I would like to spend every day and night with you. I would like to look up at the night sky with you, enjoy the beautiful moonlight, look at the brightest stars in the night sky and make a wish!

18. The moonlight shines in front of the window. Today is not a couple, single and happy. Singles shine, singles are the most free, singles have ideals, singles are the most comfortable, and singles flowers are more fragrant. I especially wish you a happy Tanabata!

19. If you have a lover, you will continue to be sweet on Tanabata. If you don't, don't be discouraged. If you have a goal, redouble your efforts. If you don't have a goal, keep looking. Romantic candlelight dinner, real gathering under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!

20. There is a kind of beauty, which is breathtaking. Write down deep feelings on Tanabata in early autumn, let clouds drift with yearning feelings, let the wind convey eternal thoughts, let the moon shine with ripples of concern, and let magpies bring sincerity of blessing. Happy tanabata.

Valentine's day is coming. I wish you will always be a romantic, passionate, youthful, sincere, affectionate, sweet and infatuated person!

2. I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hand, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

3. The bonfire burns with memories; A leaf leaves a mood; A bitter fruit, taste the sweetness of youth; An emotion, the life of a beautiful generation; Tanabata is coming to tell you that this is my great love for you!

4. Love is poison, painful but happy; Love is a spiritual experience, but heartbreak is sweet; Love is a life experience, difficult but beautiful; Love is crazy infatuation, but helpless but expecting. Love is you, which makes it hard for me to give up. Happy tanabata!

Life can be dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky. Life can also be a poem, singing all the way. As long as we hold hands, every day is happy. Tanabata is here. Happy tanabata!

6. mellow wine, drink drop by drop; Beautiful flowers are intoxicating; The story of Qixi has been told for thousands of years; Love your heart, forever. On Valentine's Day, carve roses into short messages and meet in secret language under the grape trellis.

7. Time is a chain and happiness is a bead. String beads on a chain and hang them on your chest, and you can be happy all your life. Happiness is a stone, and trouble is sand. If you miss the sand with a sieve, the stone will accompany you all your life.

8. I miss you so much! If the breeze is affectionate, please take away my thoughts of you, and I will care about you all my life; If Baiyun is interested, please bring my love to you. I am willing to make love with you forever!

9. There is no way to send lovesickness on Tanabata. Miss you for half a month, and the full moon loves you. Words are in the middle of the month, and the heart is outside the month. The densely dotted stars in the night sky are my deep homesickness. Dear, happy holidays!

10. That year, you were as beautiful as flowers and jade, and I was young and frivolous; That year, you were pure and beautiful, and I was affectionate and righteous; That year, the sun was romantic and the flowers were brilliant. Tanabata is coming, no matter in the past or now, my love for you will never change.

1 1. I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty! Ha ha. I want you to spend this Tanabata together!

12. How many infatuations and storms, how many tears across the night sky. Infatuation was originally affectionate, and when you meet, you smile and forget the enmity.

13. The natural smile touched my heart. I sincerely love you all my life. I'm worried that being chased by others will make me distracted from my work. I will be very happy to see you. I will always be most sincere to you. Never change your mind. The world is dying.

14. Love is the moment when you look at each other, and your heart vibrates; Love is a moment of conversation, warm as a dream; Love is the moment of holding hands, and I can't bear to relax; Love is the moment we are together, and time stops. Tanabata is coming. I hope that people who receive text messages can find true love when they are single. Love with love is sweeter.

15. How to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata is more meaningful? Sending you roses is a bit casual, giving you a box of chocolates is meaningless, and traveling is a bit unrealistic. Meditation and sending messages are more meaningful and practical. Happy Valentine's Day.

16. Loving you is the secret in my heart, the sweetness of my happiness, and the meaning of my life. I can live without myself, but I can never live without you! Crystal love, love you forever! Happy tanabata!

17. If one day you think of someone who once loved you, I will always be one of them. If one day no one in this world loves you anymore, then I am definitely dead!

18. If you receive this message, it means that you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.

19. The old moon distributes karma to the lucky ones! Single people get fate, lovers get love, and married people get happy families! I wish you a happy Tanabata!

I need a wife to cook for me. Beauty, you are so cute. Can you care about me? I am handsome and dressed in fashion. I have always believed in true love. I hope to have a relationship, and I will have a good time about the romantic Tanabata.