What are some humorous sentences to say hello in the afternoon?

As follows:

1. Good afternoon, I send you refreshing greetings and warm wishes. I wish you great energy, lots of vitality, good mood, and happiness today!

2. The rest of your life is very expensive, so work hard to live the way you want. I hope you can wear sneakers and sweat like rain, and wear high heels to be as chic and beautiful as a flower, live up to your youth, and live up to your expectations. Own. good afternoon.

3. Even if you haven’t picked the flowers of spring, you still have spring. good afternoon!

4. Don’t bother others with things you can do yourself. good afternoon!

5. Give you a life remote control, specially set up a happy channel for you, with a happy signal, broadcast safety reports every day, always have good luck forecasts, healthy ratings are soaring, I hope you are always happy and smiling ! good afternoon.

6. Every milestone on the road of life is engraved with two words "starting point". good afternoon!