[Humorous joke brainstorming short message] Humorous joke brainstorming

Brainstorming is a kind of thinking in educational activities, which is humorous, sharing brain teasers and sharing joy. Here are my humorous jokes and brain teasers. I hope you like them.

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1. Paratroopers trained in skydiving. The monitor said that he had to jump out of the plane for 30 seconds before he could pull the umbrella. As a result, everyone else landed safely, and only one person died unfortunately. Why? Answer: Because of that? Stuttering

A person who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? Answer: wearing a life jacket.

3. What does the dentist eat? Answer: mouth.

4. What is it that is not afraid of rain in rainy days? Answer: raincoat or umbrella

Uncle Wang keeps a good dog, but he never washes it. Why doesn't this dog have fleas? Answer: dogs don't have fleas.

The clock struck thirteen. What should I do now? Answer: repair the clock.

7. Rui Rui: He can easily fill an inverted cup with water without anything blocking the bottle. How did he do it? Answer: Turn the cup upside down and put it in a basin filled with water.

8. What water can never be used up? Answer: saliva.

9. What animal stays up late every day? Answer: mosquitoes

10. Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper. Why does he often look at his classmates? Answer: Because Xiao Ming is a little teacher.

1 1. You only need to work one day a year and never have to worry about who is fired. Answer: Santa Claus.

12. A cart driver and a porter should cross the wooden bridge at the same time. One is from the south and the other is from the north. Is there any way for them to cross at the same time? Answer: South is North, and North is North. Just cross the bridge at the same time.

13. A man committed suicide by jumping off a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why isn't he dead? Answer: Jump into the house.

14. Why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices? Answer: Divers.

15. Why can't frogs swim better than dogs in the water? Answer: Because breaststroke is forbidden in the competition.

16. An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? Answer: I am free to sit in the car.

17. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: face the ground.

18. There is a girl who doesn't need to take a shower or change clothes, but her clothes are the most expensive in the world. Who is she? A: She is the Statue of Liberty.

19. There is a kind of cloth that is very long, wide and beautiful, but no one can make clothes with it. Why? Answer: Waterfalls.

20. Ancient sages in China once soaked their blue coats in the Yellow River. And the result? Answer: wet.

Classic riddle sharing

1. Guess a word on the Double Ninth Festival, and the answer is: fruit.

2. Guess a word in 99 Chongyang, and the answer is: Xiang.

3. Guess a word in 99 Chongyang, and the answer is: Huan.

4. 1999 Guess a word when it rains in Chongyang. The answer is: Lin.

5. 1999 Guess a sentence in the drizzle of Chongyang. The answer: Bin.

6. Guess a word more than nine miles. The answer is: pills.

7. Nine men and nine women guess a word, and the answer is: Ke.

8.99 Guess a word and the answer is: white.

9.99 Guess a word and the answer is: white.

10.99 meter Guess a word and the answer is: dross.

1 1.99 cubic inches Guess a word and the answer is: fear.

12. Guess a word at 9: 10, and the answer is: insult.

13. Nine planets get together to guess a word, and the answer is: pills.

14. Still sweating in September. Guess a word. The answer is: Qin.

15. Guess a word in the September quadrant, and the answer is: livestock.

16. Guess a word in September, and the answer is: livestock.

17. In September, butterflies fly in Chongyang. Guess a word, and the answer is: storage.

18. In September, the chrysanthemum blooms in Chongyang. Guess a word. The answer is: storage.

19. Guess a sentence after the Chrysanthemum Festival in September. The answer is: storage.

20. A guess in "Nine Spring Scenes". The answer is: greed

Classic joke sharing

1, one of my classmates just got married and his wife is the sister of twins.

One day when I came out for a drink, I asked him how you could tell her from her sister.

The classmate leaned back, drank a glass of beer and wiped the foam on his mouth: Why should I tell clearly?

2. A man bought a friend's car, and his wife said, After all, it's a used car, so we don't check it.

The man felt reasonable, so he carefully checked the inside and outside of the car and found an earring in the back seat: wife! Isn't this your earring? Here it is. Here it is. . .

3. A few friends had supper, and a friend with one or two goods kept praising his girlfriend: My girlfriend is really full of temptation and sexy. . .

I couldn't listen to it anymore, so I answered, what if it's not full?

Several people at the same table thought they nodded and looked at me. . .

One day, my wife went shopping and bought a lot of things. In the evening, the wife deliberately only wore the underwear she bought today and said to her husband, Look, this is the new underwear this week. Sexy?

The husband looked at it and said, you have been cheated again! The elder sister next door wore it last month!