Classic humorous sentences for chatting with girls

Chatting with girls can increase feelings, but many people don't know what to chat with girls. Here are some classic sentences about chatting with girls that I specially arranged for you. Come and see!

Chat with girls

1. "May I ask you the way?" "Go there?" "To your heart."

2. "Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world." "Why not be the first?" "I am the happiest person with you!"

3. "Can I borrow a dollar from you?" "Why?" "I want to call my mother and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams." Or "I'm going to call your mother and thank her."

4. "Is your father a thief?" "No" "Then how can he steal a bright star and put it in your eyes?" If they answer you "yes", you should be prepared.

5. "Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job. "

6. "You are so warm, even the plastic in my underwear has been melted by you."

"If I could rearrange English letters, I would put U and I together."

8. "Miss, please give it back to me!" "what!" "My heart, you took it away with your eyes!"

9. "Your legs must be very tired, right?" "Why?" "Because you've been running around in my head all day."

10. "It's really raining today." "Yes!" "That's because God is drooling over you."

1 1. (Look at his/her clothes label. When they say, "What are you doing?" Answer "just to see if you are made in heaven." Or "just want to see if you are my number."

12. "I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? "

13. "Sorry, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? "

14. "There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take my eyes off you. "

15. "I hope you know CPR, because you are so beautiful that I stopped breathing."

Humorous words when chatting with girls.

1, honey, your legs must be very sour, right? Because you've been running around in my head all day!

If you love me, you can kiss me. If you don't love me, I can kiss you, okay?

You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, I am the honey, you are the melon, you want to drink water, I will make tea, get married early tomorrow morning, and I will see the children when you give birth.

4. You are my chocolate, and I am your chocolate. Seeing how beautiful you are and thinking about you, I feel very weak.

5, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach, you are my lungs, and you are the red rose in my heart!

6. You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, cotton-padded jacket in winter, light bulb at night, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.

7. You have a pair of beautiful eyes, just like two stars on the horizon: one big and one small; Just like the moon on 16, there is more white and less black.

8. If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't become a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I still have you around.

9. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I'll cut off the power.

10, butterfly lovers's Liang Shanbo, the white edge of the West Chamber, the stone edge of the Red Chamber, the fox edge of the studio in Liaozhai, the red leaf edge of Gu Kuang, the peach blossom edge of Cuihu, and Huo Xiaoyu's sword hairpin edge Li Yi, what about you and me?

1 1, nothing, I just miss you suddenly. It was only for a moment that I thought of you. In this emotional year, I just said, I like you. I miss you?

12, without me by your side, I should wear warm clothes when it's cold, eat enough when I'm hungry, and have a good dream when I sleep. I'm the only one in my dream, so I don't want anything else!

13, sister, I love you. I moved you with words first, and then I moved you with actions. I bought you a diamond ring and married you in my Mercedes!

14, you work and I am tired, you drink and I hurt my stomach, you are sad and I cry, you sleep and I cover myself, because I am your good baby.

15, water is flowing, fish is swimming, there is no reason to love you; The wind is blowing and it is raining. I really want to hug and kiss you. What about love in heaven, love on earth and romance?

Selected Humorous Words in Chatting with Girls

1, what do you like best? (Why are you interested)

2. What achievements have you made in your life so far? Any major setbacks? )

3. What makes you sad?

4. When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up?

5. Are you romantic? How romantic? )

6. How will you handle your work?

7. Do you want to be famous? (why)

8. < Recently > What was the most memorable happy event last year? (or an unfortunate thing? )

9. What do you think are the important events in society at present? If possible, what action would you take? )

10, where do you think you are different from others?

1 1. What will make you happy?

12, how did you grow up in your family?

13. How do you like to spend your holiday?

14. What do you think is the difference between men and women?

15. What kind of relationship do you want to develop?

16. to what extent do you think your personal behavior has an impact on changing society?

What do you do? Why do you like this job? What is the biggest challenge? What is the biggest setback? What are your hopes for your job and future? )

18. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?

19. What was your personal advantage when you were growing up? What are the disadvantages of fear? )