Humorous good morning quotations

1. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

2. There is really no need to delete each other when there are objects. I looked down on you when you were single. If you have a date, can I still break you up? Good morning.

3. Losing weight will never reach the bridge. You lost weight before you reached the bridge. Good morning.

4. Get up trilogy: The bell rang for five minutes, still sleeping; After five minutes, you are ready to act; Last five minutes, emergency action. Good morning.

In life, the most praised people are those who never seek praise and don't try their best to get it.

6. Some people stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as late as they want. I'm different. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal. Good morning everyone.

7. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, colleagues, friends, relatives and friends, constant greetings, day after day care, I wish good people a safe life!

8. When a friend is unhappy, you just need to sit quietly beside him and accompany him silently. Even if nothing is said, he will feel much better.

9. Ugliness is only because girls are beautiful, but some men, the queen, are called.

10. Unlike you morning runners, I have tried my best to sit up in bed. !

1 1. Good morning, wash your face and smile. Breakfast nutrition should be well matched, energetic, energetic and happy to make money. Have a nice day and good morning!

12. The sky is falling, and there is a tall man to carry it for you, but can you guarantee that the tall man will not bend over when the sky falls? Then you don't have to rely on yourself!

13-year-old de Du Ya, talking about ugly people, didn't even have time to think about it.

14. It was dawn, the alarm clock rang, and I barely got up. My greetings arrived in time. Laugh when you are happy. Good morning, I wish you a happy mood!

Time can't take away memories, it will only make me miss them more. Time can't dilute everything, it will only take root in my heart and bloom the flowers I miss.

A truly successful life lies not in the size of your achievements, but in whether you strive to realize yourself, shout out your own voice and walk out of your own way.

17. What not to see, say, listen, think or do.

18. Please don't always feel that the whole world has abandoned you because the world has no time to talk to you. Good morning, a new day.

19. Life is often like this. The hope you think is actually to let you fall into deeper despair; You think endless despair is full of hope.

20. In the story, princesses are awakened by the kiss of the prince, but in reality, they are more awakened by urine or hunger. Good morning!

2 1. I feel that I will never meet good people and things. It's not that others are blind, but that God made you whole on purpose. It is because you are not good enough that they all avoid you. Good morning.

22. If a person has not experienced the pain of investment and hard work, how can he understand the vast sky after making a decision?

23. Get up in the morning, look at yourself in the mirror and look at the photos of your childhood. I can't help sighing that the years are real. !

I just slapped my wallet hard, either because I was angry or because I wanted it to swell. Good morning.

25. I give you a good morning message, not just saying good morning to you. On the contrary, I tell you in a quiet and loving way: I miss you as soon as I wake up!

26. After the storm, I only hope to have a heart on the bumpy road; Experienced a hundred turns and thousands of times.

27. I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Lying in bed is because I don't have the courage to start a new day. !

28. Many people are very happy. They spent all their money to go out and see them. Nothing has changed since they came back. They are still alive. They were relieved.

29. In the morning, when you see the red sun rising, may your life flourish like the red sun; In the morning, when you see white clouds floating by, may your mood be as comfortable as white clouds; I wish you good morning and have fun every day.

30. I found that you have been living in a corner of my heart, and you have become a permanent resident with a permanent certificate.

3 1. In fact, whoever you look for and who you don't argue for are all there. More beautiful girls just compete with some people.

32. I'm afraid there is still a long way to go. Step by step scenery, step by step happiness. Happiness, on the road. ! Dear people!

Time tells me that the era of irrationality has passed, and it is time to start pretending. Good morning, dear friends.

34. How much does it weigh? I feel that work has been delayed. What should I do first? Play mobile phone, or do it first.

I played with mosquitoes all night last night and finally got even. It's not full, and I can't sleep well. Good morning everyone.

No matter what you have to face today, since you have reached this point, stick to it and give yourself some affirmation. You are stronger than you think. !

There are many important and urgent matters. If you do something first, you will feel that other things are delayed, so you'd better play with your mobile phone first. !

38.good morning! Watching the red sun in the sky jump out again and again, I hope your day will rise like a red sun!

39. Maybe you missed the beauty of the last stop and met the surprise of the next stop. Stay happy in the face of complexity. Come on, don't let life lose to mood! Good morning!

40. You are only twenty years old. It's normal to meet someone you like. You will find that you may not meet them in the future. Good morning, a new day.