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What are the "fraudulent" copywriting?
1, "Do you like dogs?"
"I like it, why?"
"My parents have a dog and don't want to keep it. Do you want it? "
"What dog?"
"I am the only single dog."
2. "Do you know what time it is?"
"Six o'clock."
"No, it is the starting point of our happiness."
3. "Can you smile?"
"Why?"
"Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."
4. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?"
"What's the difference?"
"The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."
5. "I feel dizzy when I see you recently."
"Why?"
"Because love makes people dizzy."
6. "Mom, I love you. How to say it backwards? "
Do you love me?
"love."
7. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?"
I don't know.
"My wife."
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