Dragon Boat Festival Blessing Funny SMS

00 1 Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. Take a sip and my heart will fly to the outside of the cloud nine. Ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

002 Zongzi should penetrate into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea, don't forget to throw yourself a Zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Mom: In the past, you would make me eat zongzi. Now, the child is not with his mother. I will weave a virtual zongzi for you through SMS, and pray for the peace of the old father and mother in the world!

004 Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can get zongzi for free at street stalls. Of course, they should apply scald cream in advance to avoid being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.

I bought you zongzi and sent you a message, but the thief took your mobile phone, dear, let's jump into the river together!

I was wrapping zongzi myself that day, and I was about to wrap it, but I didn't know what meat to wrap for a long time. Until I suddenly saw you, I decided to pack some pigs.

007 birthday, I will send you a cake; On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will send you a box of moon cakes. When the Dragon Boat Festival comes, I will send you a glutinous rice. I hope you plant it, take good care of it and wait for my blessing.

008 Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I will give you a zongzi. Friendship is skin. The first layer contains blessings, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is all your wishes come true. By the way, on the fourth floor, of course, you wrote the IOU. Give it back quickly!

Everyone praises your sensitivity and curiosity, and you are just like what you have learned. I remember the day you learned to sing with Andy Lau, and it was really like you. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I think you should also imitate Qu Yuan and commit suicide by jumping into the river. How's it going?

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0 10 red flag flying high out of the depths of Yang Liuzhu. The drums hit the spring thunder and went straight through the clouds. Cheers shook the earth and scared away the fighting spirit of ten thousand people. The west area of Jinxiu Building won the first place in the championship. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

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0 12 zongzi incense, incense kitchen; Artemisia argyi leaves, full of fragrance; Peach branches are inserted in the gate, and when you go out, you can see the wheat is yellow; Sunbathing here, sunbathing there and sunbathing everywhere. Happy Dragon Boat Festival to my dear friend!

0 13 I am Zongye and you are rice. I wrap you layer by layer, and the fragrance sticks to you sweetly. How many meters are there in zongzi, which means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or Zongzi will choke you to death! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

0 14 zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on the evidence that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way!

0 15 tip: wrap the phone with zongzi leaves and put it in the pot for 60 minutes. The battery life of the mobile phone will be doubled, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi when you make a phone call.

0 16 Long ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but the zongzi not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians and finally jumped into the sea in Guangdong.

0 17 Don't express it in words, but have it in reality. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. -Come to my house to eat zongzi:)

Where there is separation, there is reunion. The longer we are apart, the closer we become. I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival.

0 19 A heart hangs on you, a love blesses you, and a true feeling is waiting for your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

I want to hold you all the time. Your scent is so charming and your posture is so even. I want to bite you. Zongzi is delicious. Dazhou Joke Network joke.dzxw.net