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Humorously send text messages to his wife.

I will accumulate a meteor to miss you every night, and finally it has merged into this meteor shower! I thought, demo, I can't believe it!

A man saw a beautiful girl on the playground and wanted to strike up a conversation. He picked up something from the ground and walked over and said, classmate, did you drop this Allegro brick?

Some people say: you are a pig, and you say: I am a pig. From then on, everyone called you a pig. Finally, one day you can't help shouting: I'm not a pig!

You danced on a lotus leaf, and your elegant posture charmed everyone who saw you. One of the poets exclaimed, Oh, my God! Pig leaves! Another poet shook his head and said, no, it's a mule looking for a lotus root!