April Fool's Day spoof prank message.

1, the big sand melon is wet with mud, white and black mud is used as bait at night, deep-rooted ice wine is wet, and wet mud is lazy at night. Stand up to wash the monkey and watch the fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

You left quietly, just like when you came. You rolled up your sleeves and took only one cabbage. Tears of sympathy flowed out of my eyes. I reached out and handed you your bones. Look back: not all dogs love bones, but stupid dogs love Chinese cabbage best. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

3, nothing can be done, happiness can't be done; Nothing can be given, nor can blessings be given; Any festival is ok, but today's festival really belongs to you. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Your hobby is shopping and watching beautiful women drool; My pet is a turtle. It barks like a sheep. Your dream is to be a father without work and rest every day. The holiday is coming, I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

Research shows that people with bigger left eye are smarter than those with bigger right eye, while those with smaller left foot are good at sports. The study also revealed that those who started looking in the mirror after receiving the text message were clumsy, and those who took off their shoes were also clumsy. Happy April Fool's Day.

6. Hey, bring a million dollars when you see the text message. If you go to the back hill alone, don't call the police, or we will kill the tickets. Remember not to call the police and don't get angry. Haha, friend, are you kidding? Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Congratulations on being admitted to the uneducated class of ignorance department of Niujing University. Please take your dementia and strange diseases to the American Dung Hall-Titanic on the street of No.9 Road.

8. April Fool's Day is coming, please be vigilant. All received text messages, not only can't be believed, but also have to be understood in reverse. There are many short messages praising your cleverness, all of which were intercepted by me. Let's show it after April Fool's Day!

9. April Fool's Day is coming. In order to "fool" you to have fun, I "fool" to send you this short message sincerely, and it's silly and endless. I wish you a happy "hedonistic" person: you have the ability to be silly and naive; To a fool, life is like water.

10, stupidity is an attitude, but also a feeling, stupidity is a freedom, but also a freedom. April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you a quick fool's day. You will always be a fool after a sunny day and a fool with endless taste!

1 1, pay attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

12, dear users, due to the excessive number of SMS messages sent by your mobile phone, the server system crashed, and you were suspended from using the SMS sending function for 24 hours.

13. With this product, you don't need to take medicine or be hospitalized. Your eyes will get bigger immediately, you can see things more clearly, and the price is very low. Have you guessed what product it is? Haha, magnifying glass! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, April Fool's Day is here, and the streets are full of laughter. Fools have many tricks, but there is nothing they can do. When a fool wakes up, he is both happy and angry. The fool's plan succeeded, and he sincerely apologized when he was excited. Without guessing each other's feelings, every point is happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 April 51April Fool's Day, the person who is fooled the most is the person who has the most friends, the person who is fooled the most is the cleverest and naughty person, the person who is not fooled is the most respected person, and the person who does not want to fool others is the most caring person. No matter who you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

16, the sky is not blue without you, and the earth won't turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more joyful; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory letter, wishing you a bright smile during the holiday; Happy April Fool's Day!

17, April Fool's Day gives you a day off, and your salary doubles. Travel reimbursement, shopping also need not spend money. A flower girl smiles at you, and only a little pig will read my message. I wish you a happy holiday and your dreams come true.

18. When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

19. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes always stare at me. I really can't refuse you! Be a good dog and take you for a walk.

20. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. By 999, I will send it to you emotionally and say, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, saying that you are naive and you are alive and kicking; If you say that you are smart, you will show off everywhere; Say you are steady, and you won't make any noise; Call you naughty, you are no big or small. April fool's day is here, don't say anything, giggle yourself!

22. To commemorate the 2065438+00th anniversary of One Mountain in Gong Yu, the theme of April Fool's Day in 2065438+00th year was determined as: Learn from Gong Yu. Forwarding and receiving this topic can improve the fool index and award the title of modern fool. Happy April Fool's Day.

23. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read it out loud: in the dormitory, holding Mei Wenhua, I won the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the dormitory, and the dormitory knew Chunqing.

24. Dear users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1) and not be cheated, we provide a quick book of wisdom, which you can learn by reading "I am 250" ten times in a row. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

26. I've always wanted to find a festival to celebrate for you, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

Today's festival is unusual, so it's hard to guess what you heard. Invite you to dinner, you dare not come, invite you to an appointment, you are uneasy. Being cheated is not angry, but laughing. It turned out that today is April Fool's Day, and friends played a trick on Richard. Wish you a happy holiday!

28. Beauty smiles when she sees you, and money depends on you when she sees you. She sleeps late every day and doesn't have to run around. There is sunshine if you want to be brilliant, and there is a bus if you want to travel. Why is life so wonderful? Because April Fool's Day is coming, your holiday is up to you!

29. Gong Yu moved mountains, which is a matter of the ancients; Even the smartest person is stupid, which is superior; "Yugong" is called Longmen, which is for the wise; The "silly" water interest is someone else's; Happy fool, this is for you. Today is your holiday April Fool's Day. Be sure to be "stupid" quickly!

30. Today is April Fool's Day, and we decided to choose typical key training to make some people "stupid" first, so that they can't stand being stupid, and finally entertain others and themselves. Register after receiving the SMS. Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1, when you laugh, ghosts scream; As soon as he is happy, the monk will apply a mask; When you scream, everyone goes crazy; When you cry, the mouse takes poison; Your alarm triggered an earthquake and tsunami; If April Fool's Day doesn't appease you, the consequences will be unimaginable!

32. I want money, I want emotion. I can't have both. I gave up money and took my feelings with me. "Stupid" is what I want, and bear's paw is what I want. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I choose "stupid" instead of bear's paw. April Fool's Day is here, beware of being cheated!

33. You won 5 million in the lottery, your smile is brighter than anyone else, and your love is more romantic than anyone else. When I woke up, my face changed greatly, and happiness was accompanied by fairy-like envy. By then, you will be a model. Looking down is a big idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!

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Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by a lucky golden egg and won the special prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original household registration book and two one-inch photos, and come to our place to receive the prize quickly, before it expires. Prize: a piece of toilet paper.

36. People say you are all thumbs. I believe that fools are blessed. People say you are a fool, and I believe wishful thinking can sometimes come true. People say you are stupid and ignorant. I know cleverness is your magic weapon!

37. Every year, one day, bragging doesn't need to pay taxes, meetings don't need to be held, collusion is not afraid of misunderstanding, expressions are not afraid of waste, the truth is ignored, and lies are justified. This is your festival!

38. Honest people began to be sensible today, even joking. You don't lie when you talk at ordinary times, but you lie today. It turns out that today is April Fool's Day, and fools won't get angry. April Fool's Day is here. May you be ecstatic with happiness!

39. Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhun Bamboo, Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

40. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

4 1. I took out my mobile phone and sent a message to the straw bag today. The straw bag grinned after reading it and knew it was a holiday. I paid for this message and then treated me to a big meal. Call me as soon as possible. Don't worry, I'll be right there!

42. It's absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it's foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

43, one thing, figured out is heaven, can't figure out is hell. Since you are alive, you should live well. Don't always take everything seriously, don't get into trouble, don't be too proud and don't be narrow-minded. Don't care, it is an open-minded and free and easy. I don't care about you, just wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

44. You are so worth cherishing, but I never cared. When your beautiful image suddenly disappeared in the turbulent sea of people, I suddenly found that I can't live without you. Salt. Wish you a happy April Fool's Day in advance!

45. April Fool's Day is really lively, with laughter everywhere. Fools have a large population and frequently recruit people. Fools are not annoyed, but they are not afraid of ridicule. May your mood be wonderful everywhere and your life be happy everywhere. Happy April Fool's Day!

46. I'll wait for you at your door. I have a lot of things in my hand, and I'm going to have a good night. Come and meet me and see if I'm interesting enough. Thinking of sending you happiness, I sit on the west side of the entrance. Why? Because you want to be the host. Happy April Fool's Day.

47. Have you seen it? April Fool's Day is there, which is both pleasant and pleasant. No matter whether you hide or not, the tricks are all there, overwhelming; Believe it or not, you will be fooled. Be happy first. Silently being whole, fighting back.

48. This is the last short message I can send on my mobile phone. Finally, I left the most precious thing to you, because there is a sentence I have always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it-help me recharge!

49. As the saying goes, fools are destined for the vernal equinox. All mutations are aimed at fooling people, awakening hibernating creatures and telling them that spring is born from their own hearts. Don't be too proud of fools, and don't be too sad to be fooled. All purposes are happy, happy to enjoy the fool! Happy April Fool's Day!

50. If you are ugly, please call110; Please call120 if you are in poor health; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone and discuss it in detail. Happy April Fool's Day!

5 1. God said to grant me a wish. I said I want world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. On reflection, he said, I'll look at the globe again. Happy April Fool's Day!

52. Special reminder, beware of five kinds of people today: those who have nothing to invite you to dinner, those who enthusiastically urge you to work overtime, those who say that the leader asks you to have a meeting, and those who always giggle at the mobile phone. What about you? Are you still smiling? Happy April Fool's Day!

53. Say hello to make you laugh. There is nothing wrong with being a fool. Being confused is very important. Great wisdom is a treasure, people are friendly and easy to make friends, April Fool's Day is laughed at, and everyone who is happy applauds. Happy April Fool's Day!

54. Walking in the Jianghu on April Fool's Day, there are 36 tricks to cultivate the indestructible body. If you are cheated, you should fight back. When you meet an honest man, you should take the initiative. When you are alone, don't hesitate. When you meet a sly one, run away while you can. Happy April Fool's Day!

55. April Fool's Taboo: Don't laugh at everyone, don't believe everything, don't be careless, don't invite people at will, don't use bad brains, don't buy lottery tickets, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

56. You are handsome and cool, and it is almost impossible to compare with you. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are the second generation fool!

57. Throw bricks to attract jade to become rich; It is prostitutes who burn in the fire; Haste makes waste, and you become crazy; It is a waste to destroy treasures outside; Finally, you practice diving on the beach in a diving suit and become a complete fool. April Fool, have fun!

58, April Fool's Day should be careful, and the reason for deceiving people is very justified. It is normal for a master to be fooled by a fool. There are many tricks, and fools are laughed at by fools. Intelligence quotient is high or low, stupidity is the same. Happy April Fool's Day!

59. Be vigilant on April Fool's Day, and be afraid of being recruited when you receive a text message. It is hard to predict whether it is foolish to treat guests and give gifts. Friends and relatives can't be trusted, and fools are not responsible for April Fool's Day. Finally, I had to smile, and the fool was eliminated by his gratitude and resentment. Happy April Fool's Day!

60. I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!

6 1, April Fool's Day to SMS, my blessing is the best, I have no worries immediately after receiving it, I have less pain after reading it, and I can get a high salary after forwarding it. I'm sure I'll pick up money when I send it in groups. Fool's joke can make you angry, grasp the scale without playing tricks, and treat each other sincerely in a good mood!

I really miss you. I'll call you. Your smile, your shame, your kindness ... last year today, you brought us laughter. Today is April Fool's Day, I won't fool you, I'll just watch. Happy April Fool's Day!

63. On April Fool's Day, people are stupid and laugh happily. Do everything possible to prevent traps. If you fall for it, you shouldn't. Cheating money and cheating can't be played, and obeying the law is the most important thing. Reflect the truth, goodness and beauty in the world, and you and I are happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

64. If it is the Spring Festival, I should wish you a happy New Year. If it is labor day, I will say that workers are the most beautiful; If it is April Fool's Day, I will say that you are really cool; It's Halloween, I want to hold you down and say: ghost!

65. A cricket bet a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

This short message was specially made for April Fool's Day. Smart people will become stupid and cute when they receive it. Fools get smart when they receive it. Whether you get rid of it successfully or not, you will get a lucky one. May you be "stupid" and "stupid" happy!

67, Spring Festival, too festive, Lantern Festival, a bit lively and noisy, March 8, has passed, counting, today's festival is the most suitable for you, all the blessings are sent to you, happy April Fool's Day!

68. In the final PK of the first Super Fool Challenge, the candidates are as follows: 1, Chang 'e who flew to the moon; 2. Kuafu chases the sun; 3. jingwei of reclamation; 4. Gong Yu who moved mountains. Vote, you can recommend yourself! Happy April Fool's Day!

69. The bell reminds people to sleep in a beautiful dream. I opened it in a hurry and took a look. This showed that I was late, so I ran out soon. When I arrived at the factory, I saw one. Fools and fools fill my heart, and now I just want April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!

70. April Fool's Day worries me. I want a fool for no reason. Smart people are everywhere, and no one will take the bait. Looking back for Borenmei, I had to somersault on the spot. May you have a happy April Fool's Day and never worry!

7 1, don't bother me when you are upset; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

72. Tell my wife the good news. When I went out today, I met a good thing. I found a thousand dollars and couldn't help crying and laughing. Today, I predicted the zodiac, and everything went smoothly. Don't laugh, silly wife, it's easy to pick up money. I wish my wife a giggle on April Fool's Day!

73, April Fool's Day, you should be careful; Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

74. On that day, I looked at your sexy body, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't help your * *: Boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

75. Wood makes furniture, scholars understand poetry, people want money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and idiots read text messages!

76. The beauty in the street wants to soak, as long as she doesn't sue you; Cary has money, as long as it doesn't blow up; Quietly tell * * that the luggage is filled with marijuana. I only care about happiness, not your imprisonment. Happy April Fool's Day.

77. Look at the earthquake news. It is a powerful source this afternoon. 7-8 earthquake, don't covet outdoor activities. Be careful of the earthquake, you will die. Take the whole family to bask in the sun, safety first, silly. Happy April Fool's Day!

78. Call you an idiot, you can read, call you an idiot, you will be angry, call you an idiot, you will reply to text messages, call you a log, and you will look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

79. A wise man can move mountains, a fool is as happy as a fairy, and you are the stupidest. Stupid love is as sweet as honey. I wish you and your lover silly. April Fool's Day is an idiot's holiday. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

80. The quality of short messages depends on the curative effect. Stare at this message for 20 seconds. Look: Is your speech clear, your mind is not lacking, your nerves are normal, and your IQ is not zero? That's right. Haha, look at the effect more. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

8 1, are you worried about being cheated on April Fool's Day? Then you should be vigilant, look around before going out, look around when you meet people, and walk lightly to prevent slipping. Let's go and see * *, don't forget to hide, hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

82. I know you are never superstitious, but it is expected that April Fool's Day is not suitable for anything. The sound of wind and rain is the sound of reading, and the sound is unbelievable! Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day 1 April Fool's Day, I wish you a successful fool, and don't be fooled.

83, slightly silly, slightly silly, slightly silly, silly, silly, silly, thunderous, silly invincible. April 1 has come, and your fool index has soared, which is close to the limit standard. April fool's day, you are stupid, you are happy!

August 1 day is April Fool's Day. In order to prevent people from being cheated, our company decided to take a day off without deducting wages and bonuses. Special reminder: please don't go out and run around on this day. Please forward it to each other!

85. April Fool's Day will be in a few days. Here, I remind you to be careful! Don't worry, I won't lie to you. How could I embarrass you, such a lovely pig!

86. invigorating the opening up today, the rules are put aside. A gentleman can go to the beam, and a villain can go out of the wall. "Second" heart a bright, "* *" into the room. Realize all your dreams, and friends will lie to you without consulting. Happy April Fool's Day!

87. Hi ~ Yesterday I let you touch my hand, today I let you touch my mouth. Maybe tomorrow I will consider letting you feel my hot body. In this drizzly day, I hold you and look at you. I'm really fascinated by your body odor. I love your soul mate.

88. Learn to bear and accept when you grow up. Under questioning and sighing, learn to be strong and learn to face it. Believe in yourself, you, have always been so excellent, I will cheer for you! If you think of April Fool's Day, say, What are you afraid of?

89. Be especially careful today, be careful when you walk or talk, be careful when you invite friends, distinguish between true and false promises, and be careful in everything to avoid being laughed at. April Fool's Day is coming, you must not be careless!

90. April Fool's Day: Some people spend money, some people suffer losses, some people are cheated, some people are ignorant, some people cry, some people explode, and some people are unlucky. Only you disagree, because all this, you have already experienced!

9 1, the first day of April, I was really excited. Everyone can lie, and lying is right. It's just a sweep of the eyebrows and a lot of accomplices. Don't be upset by being cheated, let's laugh together. Why should I ask? April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you a happy holiday and stay away from troubles!

92. In my dream last night, God said to me: This April Fool's Day, you just need to send a message to your stupidest friend wishing him a happy holiday, and he will be a hundred times smarter. On second thought, I'd better send it to you, because you were so stupid that you didn't even reply to my text messages!

93. Ring the bell of April Fool's Day and let your thoughts stretch in the play; Send a teasing message to make happiness sing in the festival; Bless a sweeter life and let happiness grow in life. Happy April Fool's Day!

94. Everyone praises you for being handsome, but people say you are weak! Everyone regards you as an idol, which means you are just the object of spitting! I really don't know if you mistook April Fool's Day for April Fool's Day, or because you are worried that no one will celebrate April Fool's Day!

95. Everyone says that you are beautiful, that you are a peerless beauty, that your red lips and white teeth are enviable, that your green skirt is beautiful and lovable, that your fragrance is attractive, and that you are charming and gorgeous. Stop looking, silly friend. I'm not talking about your beauty, I'm praising roses.

96. Today's festival is very important, so you can visit it at will. Invite you to dinner, don't go, give you a gift, don't stop texting, and send a friendly reminder today. Don't think it's a joke. April Fool's Day came out of kindness. Happy April Fool's Day!

97. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you a beautiful flower and a happy mood. People send flowers every day, there is always money to spend, and flowers are everywhere. In the vast sea of people, you are the legendary "wonderful flower". Finally, I solemnly praise you: you are really a "flower". Hahaha!

98. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day, whether you want to be fooled or fooled today! Only once a year, no matter the whole or the whole is an ordinary day in happy event!

99. You have more than one, and you will have much less. It's up to you to know what's good and not what's good. My heart is kind, but I didn't make a mistake. If you finish reading it, you are really a stupid brain. I have to comfort you and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

100, nonsense will cost money, nonsense will into thin air, nonsense will cost money to regret, nonsense will cost money, nonsense will cost money! I don't believe 1 cent won't knock you out.