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Sweet talk to coax your girlfriend out of bed?

1. Love should be gentle as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose those who work hard and have no temper. Friends should choose a pig with a runny nose. It's about time. Wipe your nose and go to work.

2, the bug is up, it's time for us birds to go out for food ~

3. It's dawn, urge the pig to get up, the breeder comes to see the pig, and the pig is still sleeping!

Effie, get ready to get up and accept my love.

5, wife, I think ... you get up and the sun shines on PP.

6. "Dear China Mobile (Unicom, PHS) users, you have successfully customized the early morning alarm clock service. We will disturb you on time until you get up at 5: 00 every day. Please reply "I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up" when canceling the service.

7. Baby, it's time to get up. Otherwise, we will be late.

8. Get up, people who don't want to be slaves!

9. Call you pig sister when you see my message, and call your wife when you get up.

10, get up, I envy your bed so much that I can be so close to you every day! Stay away from it!