Interesting information for friends.

1. I bought a ring for my girlfriend and spent all my living expenses this month. So I silently changed my qq signature. I have no money. I beg for a meal. I can't tell my parents to stand on their own feet. Then open my brother's window and keep shaking. Happy forever!

2. Look at the smile in the corner of your eye, which means you are proud of the spring breeze; Seeing your mouth rising shows that you are on the road to success; Seeing you smirking at the text message means that you have received all my blessings!

3, a lifetime, just like a line, don't forget to keep your bottom line, draw your own defense line, look at the red line under your feet, and take your own route. May you be happy for more than one line, clear the antenna of peace and be connected with happiness forever!

4, light has a spectrum, color has a spectrum, singing and reading music scores, ordering and reading menus, doing things must be reliable, and being a person must have a spectrum. Life is a seven-line spectrum, and cadence is the key. May you sing happily and laugh happily!

5. Spring without flowers is not brilliant, life without friendship is not warm, the distance without care is too far away, life without you is not wonderful, and there is no mobile phone with blessing messages. Just throw it away.

6. Friend, after spending so much time with you, I finally get to know you. Give you a stick and you will cry. Give you a sweet jujube and you will laugh. You are 3 years old and will go to kindergarten tomorrow. Remember to think of me when you cry.

7. Girl, do you like a handsome man with a sense of humor, a house, a car and a career, who is mature and steady, sometimes gentle and sometimes not serious, and still loves you dearly? "Yes!" Deserve to be single!

8. Sad stories. "I have been urged by my parents all my life. When I was a child, I urged to get up early, read books and go to bed early; When I grow up, I strongly demand to find a partner, get married and have children. I don't know what they can do after giving birth. ! ""urging a child ... "

9. My blessing is the spring breeze, which blows away the sadness between your eyebrows and stays in your heart, leaving you refreshed and striving for the upper reaches. I wish you a delicious life, long happiness and a smile every day.

10 One day, the ant went home with his girlfriend, the elephant. After the elephant left, the ant said to his son, "son, don't do this marriage!" " My family is poor and can't afford such a big ring! "

1 1. Two artillery are discussing the artillery battle. One of them asked, were you afraid when you shot? No ... actually, I'm shaking worse than me. Another answer.

12, that morning, I met a classmate who often slept late in the corridor. So I said, "Dude, are you sleepwalking?" He immediately retorted, "Brother, get up at night!"

13, the tiger is chasing a crab, chasing after it, but not chasing it. Looking back, I saw a spider. The tiger said, do you think I can't recognize you on the Internet? Hit it!

14, the boss took the dog shopping, and the wage earners asked: Does the boss bite? The boss said: bite. Beating the boy: No wonder we are all hurt.

15, the teacher asked the students: "How come your exam results are not as good as you playing basketball?" Student: "Teacher, there is cooperation on the basketball court, but there is no cooperation in the examination room!" " "

16, the teacher asked the students: "What do you think of Li Bai's two poems?" Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed. Could it have been frosted? "?" Student: "Li Bai must be nearsighted."

17, buddy, do you know why I was scolded that day? I saw an underline under the words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest, so I reached out my right hand and clicked it.

18, teacher: "Please make sentences with cows!" Health: "A cow!" All right! Can you make another one? "Another cow!"

19, Mom: "Be careful not to eat the bugs in the apples!" Son: "Why should I be careful? It's time for it to pay attention to me! "

20. Mom: "Look how diligent ants are and never waste time playing." Son: "But every time I travel to the suburbs, I always meet them."

2 1. Freshmen on campus: students who repeat their studies are called "international students", those who have money at home are called "high-financial students", and those who doze off in class are called "poor students".

22. Getting married is very similar to going to court. If one party always cheats the other, then half of the people who get married are pretending to harm the other party's interests.

23. A smart woman will marry a man who loves her. A stupid woman will marry the man she loves.

24. The moon shines on Jiuzhou, and I want to drink porridge under the tree. The porridge is too cold to drink. Please call back as soon as possible. Hot pot heart shaking hands, you don't reply I will leave!

25. In the park, an employee saw the director taking his grandson for a walk, and quickly bowed and said, It's not easy for you to become the director's grandson at such a young age!

26. Ellie came home from the night shift and met a man coming towards her with open hands. She shouted, "Rogue!" He picked up a piece of glass and stabbed the man hard. The man said, "Oh, my God! The third one! "

27. In the elevator, Xiao Gu farted. The kitten held her nose with one hand, and pointed to the sign on the door with the other hand and said, "Don't you see that it says' handle with care'?"

28. Make money and get paid. After a busy week, it's time to rest! I haven't contacted you for a long time. I hang on to your money day and night. I miss you so much that I'm going crazy. Invite me to eat hot pot at the weekend, even if I thank you, I will be relieved!

29. Vientiane weekend update, I wish you a refreshing experience; Knowledge is updated, and the scenery is completely new; Bring forth the old and bring forth the new at work, and make new achievements every day; Always innovative. Have a nice weekend and have fun every day!

30. You didn't contact me at the weekend. Don't you forget: without my company, your mood will be miserable and gloomy, happiness is doomed to miss you, life will be full of tears, and you can only keep company with pigs!

3 1. As the weekend approaches, I have decided to send you a rainbow: happy red, sweet orange, auspicious yellow, vigorous green, peaceful green, lucky blue and happy purple. I'll send you all the colors together. Have a nice weekend!

32. Today is the weekend. I hope you have a happy mood and a carefree life, hum a tune, be happy and sweet, eat oil all over the place and sleep with your eyes closed. Oh, my God, you are such a cute little pig.

From a distance, you are a beautiful woman who smiles shyly in the wind. On closer inspection, it turned out that the old demon was playing tricks; From a distance, you are a handsome guy who dances gracefully, but from a close distance, it is difficult for Bajie to have a complete face. It's the weekend, don't scare me to sleep!

34. Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?

35. There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you are used to stew vermicelli.

36. A cricket bet a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

37. A white dove is educating her children. She saw you just basking in the sun and said, look, you don't study hard, you can only burn the boiler naked! Happy weekend, man!

38. Ducks are too noisy, always croaking, kittens love to spoil, always meowing, and puppies are always too noisy; You'd better count, even on weekends, stay in the circle and sleep. Have a nice weekend!

39. It is a very happy thing to miss you. Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

40. I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time!

4 1. I pray to the Buddha for a long-blooming rose every day. When I get 999 roses, I will give them to you together and say emotionally, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!

42. I have four basic principles for making friends. I basically don't pay for those with high IQ, good looks, good heart and thin skin. I think you are my best friend! Yeah!

43. Pain belongs to others, happiness belongs to you, trouble belongs to others, happiness belongs to you, sadness belongs to others and smile belongs to you. There is only one thing that is not yours, but someone else's. Do you know what this is? A clever mind.

44, the world record Gisenyi, today's selection is cheeky, the pig is less than one centimeter and the hippo is only five centimeters. In the end, the champion turned out to be you-five feet thick. Congratulations! Congratulations!

45. If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

46. Life is like bitter coffee, with a bitter taste in your mouth. Fortunately, I have friends with me. Friendship is the most precious along the way I have never forgotten my blessing, and I am always at ease when I care. Now it's the weekend again, and my greetings will naturally be sent. Happy weekend!

47. Women must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises, putting everything down, and finally pretending to cry with a smile. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than men's broken mouths.

48, you go! Find someone worthy of your love … I don't know you well enough. I know that some things can't be forced and some distances can't be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really can't believe you left with someone else for a bone.

49. You were practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after you with a kitchen knife. You turned and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me.

50. Do you want to throw yourself on the ground? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Please stop thinking and go to bed early!

5 1, you are so handsome and so cool, you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are the second generation fool!

52. What do you mean by staring at you with a pen? "The pen looks at you"; What does it mean to smile at you with a ruler? "The ruler laughs at you"; What do you mean by looking at you with a cup? Is that you are "cup to cup".

53. It's almost the weekend. Shall we do an experiment? If you can stand up and raise your hand, you can invite me to dinner this weekend. If you can stand tall, I'll treat you to dinner this weekend. Try it quickly, reply and tell me, I want to know the result!

The wind has been very tight recently, and the original bank robbery plan has been suspended. The boss told you not to act rashly to avoid arousing the suspicion of the police. Specific boot time and other notifications. Remember!

55. Urgent notice: Polygamy will be resumed with immediate effect. Those who remain monogamous after two weeks shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than six months but not more than three years and shall also be fined.

56. Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You look so detached. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

57. Today, you woke up with a mosquito lying beside your pillow and a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

58. Today is June 1st, and I want to tell you that your performance every night is excellent! In order to make you more relaxed and comfortable every night, I specially made you a big bag of diapers! Are you happy? Still a famous brand!

59. Compare wages with wages. Forget it. I don't want to live. Take care of yourself, forget it. Compare the stars, forget it. Compare scarlet to scarlet, forget it, it's you. Have a nice weekend. Isn't this a blessing?

60. Do you remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students: Count off in the first row! You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly: Count off! So, you reluctantly turned and hugged the tree! !

6 1, tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

62. I'm afraid the sun won't shine, and I'm afraid my life will be out of order. Go home on Friday and call to register, which surprised my wife. My daughter chats and laughs online, and the fish tail in the kitchen is tilted up. My wife barked with a spatula, and I put on my apron. What a wonderful weekend!

63. Don't move, Rob! Robbery, okay? Good boy! Hurry up and hand over your troubles, take them out, take off your sadness and dispel the pressure. Also, remember to be happy on Children's Day. If you are unhappy, I will take you away carefully.

64. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

65, pick up girls four dogs theory: First, hunting dogs, good at finding targets. The second one is a mad dog, chasing after him. The third is a follower, who clings to it. Finally, Pug, whatever!

66. People are self-aware, and contentment is always happy. If it is a fish, it swims happily in the water. Birds fly proudly in the sky. If it is a cow, it will work hard on the land. Pig, just eat and drink. Hey, you, remember?

Seeing you is the beginning of my heart. Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Walking the red carpet is my biggest dream. Unfortunately ... I gave it to the wrong person.

68. I won't miss you because of changing seasons, alienate you because of busyness, and forget you because of the washing of time. If you can't run out of short messages every month, I'll send you short messages, greetings and tips. !

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