Humorous satire on Singles Day message

Humorous satire on Singles Day message

Singles' Day is coming. What are the humorous and sarcastic greetings about Singles Day? Here are some humorous and satirical singles day messages for your reference.

Humorous satirical singles day SMS selection

1. It's good to see the world. The life of a bachelor is so helpless. Actually, I'm not bad-looking. Unfortunately, no one loves me. Singles' Day is coming, so lonely. I really want to talk about a love. If you are interested, please give me a message as soon as possible!

2. It's165438+1October 1 1, the annual Singles' Day! Friend, are you still single? Are you happy?

I forgot to drink the pulse for 364 days out of 365 days.

4. White shirt canvas shoes smile like spring breeze. No matter who she is, she will be moved by me.

I am single, and I am not afraid. There are many beautiful women in the world. I am single, I don't worry, love will come to me sooner or later; I am single, I am not bitter, and I am happy alone; Singles Day is coming, I am single, I am very happy and enjoy the wonderful moment of being single!

6. When you are depressed several times, there are always countless feelings. Occasionally, when I wake up after drinking too much, I want to vomit. At first, I thought it was cool to be helpless. Looking back now, I am lonely and miserable. Lonely singles day, lonely life. There are countless blessings on Singles Day: May you, man, spend sweet time with your lover!

7. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

8. I like Ollie very much, especially your wireless Wi-Fi braid.

9. The long-lost Singles' Day has finally gone, and I vaguely hear 12 (I will definitely come back).

10. running all the way, just to catch up with you in front of me, may you and I be together in this life, and may you and I sing a love song in this life, representing my lifelong attachment to you and giving you my heart and soul. 1 1 month 1 1 day, I promise my dear that you are the only one in my heart.

1 1. Forget Singles Day, just catch your birthday. Think about the bleak scene, buy a cake (miniature, for children, worth 2 yuan RMB) with your own money, 1 people have a drink silently in the middle of the night. What is the most miserable life in the world?

12. Pray for Yue Lao, and the marriage will come faster; Playing rough with Cupid will make the marriage more pleasant; Please hire a matchmaker, and marriage will be a step closer. Dear bachelor friends, be kind to friends around you, and marriage may be around you!

13. The Singles Day is coming, and the Singles Day Committee issued a call to everyone: It doesn't matter if you are single, don't lose heart; I can't leave this winter, I hope it will be next spring; There will be bread, and marriage will be infinitely beautiful; Love is born, love is happy.

14. Forgive me for Singles Day, I'm just a passer-by.

15. Tell naked people how to be naked, and those who are not naked tell those who want to be naked. It is better to tell those who are naked not to be naked than to tell those who are naked not to be naked. Singles' Day, don't be dizzy if you don't believe it. Have fun.

16. The annual Singles Day comes as scheduled. I hope that bachelors must remain modest and prudent, don't be arrogant and impetuous, look for those who want to find them, and don't look for them if they can't find them, so as to create a new situation in bachelor work. Happy Singles Day!

17. Singles Day, buddy, who am I? Bob? Specializing in arranged marriages to ensure your satisfaction, happiness and coolness, provided that you are? Bai fushuai? Dear pig, I wish you a happy holiday and a happy love.

18. Warm reminder that there will be too many thunderstorms in the next few days. Try to swear as little as possible and pretend to be less B, so as not to attract lightning strikes.

19. Being single is a state: one person is full and the whole family is not hungry; Being single is a state of mind: single happiness goes with the flow; Being single is a gesture: be happy without company! Being single is a kind of cohesion: to overcome loneliness and eliminate decadence, we must stay? Naked? Territory!

20. What is a bachelor? That is, others are paired, but you are paired; Others can't live without it, but you are hungry; Others are always sunny, but you are a bolt from the blue; Others like me, but you gobble it; I speak quickly, but I also want you to take it off as soon as possible, okay? Light? Bathed in the happy sunshine!

2 1. A bachelor's love is like the Internet. At first, it was impossible to connect with the emotional network, and it was difficult to connect and often disconnected; I finally settled down, only to find that the person I like can't display the page. Today is165438+1October1Singles' Day, yours? Network? Is the connection normal?

22. Matchmaking agencies are all over the streets. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales. However, in the end, I understand what it means to recognize a thief as a father, and I have been squeezed by my married partner for several years.

23. A beauty is a beauty. There are so many beautiful women. I'm tired of the villa and my marriage is ruined. I went to Qiu Lai Singles' Day in spring, and I was lonely and worried. Get up in the morning and sleep in a cold bed at night. I hope to have a companion next year, and I don't need to sing a single.

24. Singles Day is coming. Attention, comrades. Due to the influence of inflation, the price of marrying a wife will increase. Therefore, if you have a wife, don't divorce. If you don't have a wife, you should find it as soon as possible and attack the world of two people!

25. It is said that men don't cry, but they are definitely not sad. Who knows how many times tears have blurred my heart window? Besides, we are all a drop in the ocean. Why can't I land on the coast of love? Can only eat dry vinegar bit by bit, passively fulfill the obligation of late marriage and late childbirth! Life is too short, how can I just waste it silently? In order to find a home for myself as soon as possible, I am determined to go all out by hook or by crook.

Humorous satire singles day short message daquan

1. Happy Singles Day to all men and women in the world. According to the excellent stage of socialist development at present, some people should be allowed to get married first in order to explore the terrain well. How nice it feels for us latecomers to take the road opened by our predecessors with the lessons of blood! Ha ha.

2. It's Singles Day again. Veteran Yue gives a large reward to VIP customers who have been in contact for a long time, and whoever wants it will take it.

A few days ago, on Singles' Day, with the efforts of many parties, all the leftover men and women were paired. As a bachelor, are you in pairs? If not, today is double festival. I wish you an early double happiness!

4.？ How do you cry, laugh, love and hate on Singles Day? I feel sad when I think about it. I pass by, skip if I miss it, or live alone. ?

Temporary single is to wait for better arrival, and temporary failure is to succeed better in the future. Don't be discouraged by being single, and don't give up pursuing because of being single. Single, the right fate is waiting for you to fight for. Singles' Day, I wish bachelors a happy day.

When I asked what the world was like, I was completely enlightened. Emotional things really can't be too blind. It's you who can't stop it, not you who can't stay. No matter how good other people's wives are, they can't be easily contacted. As the saying goes, the skin does not exist, and the hair is attached to it. If I go over it, where can I find my wife? What's more, life is short and there are many things worth cherishing and caring for. Although the aura of love is dazzling, it is not the whole of life after all.

7. When did your girlfriend ask that group of friends for wine? I wonder if the girls in the group can have boyfriends? It's not easy to leave the group and be afraid of sleeping at night. I shouldn't get drunk. When can I dream of a round girl with black and white beauty and a tall and thin ugly man? I hope that the group of long-term bachelors will no longer suffer from bachelorhood. The bachelors are all 25 years old, and no one can mend clothes yet.

8. Brothers and sisters, today is Singles' Day. Express condolences to the frontline comrades who have made great contributions to the cause of singles. I hope comrades will make persistent efforts to carry forward the cause of singles. Our aim: to make people who are not single become single! Unity used to be a bachelor, and now it is still a bachelor! Hit those who are single now but want to end it! Try to let single people experience the happiness of being single in their single life!

9. Acne is someone else's, myopia is someone else's, lovelorn is someone else's, flowers are yours, smiles are yours, men are yours, BMW is yours, and bid farewell to Singles Day.

10. There are many women around you, but few can enter your eyes; I went through a lot of hardships to find the right person, but I have already left a famous flower; Dare to pursue love, but always hit a wall again and again; Stick to all difficulties and obstacles, and sooner or later you will keep Jiayuan. Singles Day, I hope that the majority of singles will make persistent efforts and win love as soon as possible.

1 1. Watch TV, one laughs and the other enjoys opening his mouth. Kissing and hugging is enough. Watch Korean movies and smile. I don't think about sleep comedy, but I am very excited in my dream. I can't help sleeping on the sofa and waking up at ten. Today's Singles' Day is coming, silly boy gets up and reports. Today, the matchmaking agency informed you that a girl wanted to talk to you.

12. Male bachelors are semi-finished products 20, finished products 30, fine products 40, best products 50, top products 60, waste products 70 and souvenirs 80. Singles Day, man, what are you now?

13. Singles Day is here. May you find the right girl and shine. Enjoy the sweetness of love and blush. Form a happy family and get naked as soon as possible. I wish you all the best and happiness.

14. When will there be a bachelor? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder if there are any immortals in the sky. How many people are single? I want to ride home in the wind, afraid that I am still single, and the sky is lonely. Why should I be a fairy?

15. China is rich in population resources. But why can't so many men get married? Is it because of the shackles of feudal thought that the proportion and number of men and women have been disrupted, or because of the retrogression of society, polygamy has begun again?

16. Singles Day is single, seemingly bitter but beautiful; The bitter rain is lonely and unaccompanied, and the illness is more painful; It is wrong to say that you are poor. Being single should be the most fearless. Young and beautiful, fashion charm is more avant-garde; When a person drinks, the whole family is drunk and free to party; It's never too tired to work hard, and it rains once.

17. You and I are back to back, and no one has met anyone; In March, you and I face each other, and no one can be separated; March is a day with you and me, every minute, the only love. Happy Singles Day!

65438+ Happy Singles' Day, quick love, quick marriage, happiness and sweetness.

19. No one knows how to sigh, two lines of tears are clear, and the evil wind rises in the middle of the night. It's unlucky to hit a wall everywhere. It's another year's Singles' Day. I hope a miracle will come from heaven. Love makes a man's wife. After Singles Day, he will be happy! May the bachelor in the world, love like oxygen, have double happiness!

20. Clean up the clothes and keep the image of progress; Sort out your emotions and keep an optimistic attitude; Take good care of your body and keep a healthy figure. I believe that there will always be people who appreciate you and people who are suitable for you. On Singles' Day, I wish you meet and appreciate your suitable partner as soon as possible.

2 1. We are fifty cents, and we have been looking for another fifty cents that belongs to each other before we can be together. Fifty cents should cheer up on Singles' Day, because who knows whether a fifty cents will like us next second. So, singles day, fifty cents, High!

22. My birthday is165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, and my middle school is in class1. I can only wish you a happy singles day!

Bai Xian, you are my little apple. I cannot love you too much.

It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.

I was cornered and seduced a married woman. Who knows that the crime was exposed and was caught red-handed. I only regret that I don't know martial arts and I can't fight our way out. Helpless to be pushed around, he was retaliated. They became angry from embarrassment and fought without hesitation. Knives go round and round, and bricks say hello frequently. I'm bleeding profusely and my leg is still twitching. Take a wrong step and almost die unsatisfied.

26. On Singles Day, you are dressed beautifully, with a peony-like appearance, a plum-like quality, a lotus-like heart, a sunflower-like smile and a dog's tail-like charm. Are you the only one? Anthomaniac? Ha!

27. In the evening, I want to find 1 a beautiful woman and say to her? No? !

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