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When the new year comes, their work will fall on your head, your wife will smile at you, beautiful girls will hug you, and money will float towards you, making you shout happily: yes, yes, yes ... 2. Wife is home, lover is a flower; Pay home and buy flowers with bonuses; Go home when you are sick and look at the flowers; I hope you remember to go home often in the new year, but don't forget to water the flowers. 3. I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go all the way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, you deserve it! 4. If beauty is a crime, you have committed a heinous crime! If being sexy is a mistake, you have made it again and again! If cleverness is punished, don't you want to be chopped to pieces? ! Happy New Year's Day to the most beautiful woman in the world! I hope you are as happy as the teapot on the stove every day. Although your ass is burning hot, you are still whistling and bubbling happily! I wish you a happy New Year's Day and all your wishes come true! Hey! 6. When New Year's Day arrives, I send you a good mood: No matter how deep the sea is, how high the mountains are, how many legs spiders have, how spicy the peppers are, no matter how ghost bin Laden is and how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful and happy. Never regret! The God of Wealth asked me to tell you that you should be kind to others, especially the person who sent you this message. Always make this person happy. Invite this man to dinner and give him a big gift. The God of Wealth will take care of you. 8. No gifts will be accepted on New Year's Day this year. Send you a short message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that the god of wealth has been eyeing you! ! 9. Happy New Year to you: yes man, it is the most beautiful to be away from home. You are the king of the world, and you are better than Qin Shihuang; Everyone likes your game. People eat their own meat and drink soup, and the money goes directly into their pockets. 10, I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your health is as strong as a tiger's wings, you have countless money, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you. 1 1, New Year's Day is here, eat a big meal, drink less, eat more vegetables, stand up if you can't reach it, be respected, play tricks, and go back if you can't eat it! Www.xiaohua286.cn12, I wish you a fortune in the new year, set foot on Marlboro, climb Hongta Mountain in your career, surpass Ashima in your lover, and spread your financial resources all over Greater China. 13, I wish you good luck in the year of the dog and look like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet and beautiful as a bee; Good luck is a dime a dozen; Business steaming is like Dapeng 14. Weather forecast: In 2003, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky summer, health cream, perfect thunder and hail. Please note that they will haunt you for a whole year. 15, your lover should be gentle as water and sweet as honey, your colleagues should be diligent, your friends should have a lot of snot, and you should wipe it off in the new year, so that you can have a clean New Year. Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! Want clouds, want rain, there is a lot of wine and gold. 17, I wish you beautiful every day, happy forever, healthy every second, lucky every second, never lonely and richer! Happy new year! 18, zero in the exam is called duck egg, bad behavior is called bad egg, empty head is called idiot, and fire is called fuck off. Alas, this is called finished, egg.