I would like to ask you to help me find more funny messages.

A man keeps a pig. If you are bored, give up. But his pig knew his home and went home, but failed to abandon it several times. On normal days, the man abandoned the pig and took the bus. He called his wife that night and said, "Is the pig coming back?" The wife said, "Go home." The man shouted, "put it on the phone, I'm lost!" "

Spring has passed and summer has arrived. What should I do if I catch a mosquito that bites you alive? Organization suggestion: bring him up, send him to school, marry him and let him have children. No way, who will let him suck your blood ~