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Who can help me find some information about Yi?

After an art competition, June Wu comes to mind first.

I picked up my mobile phone: honey, my game is over. I'll wait for you at the old place. (Due to overwork, press the batch scheduling key)

Yi Ma: Xiaoyi, you really know a lot after the game. I know what to say to my mother. Come back quickly. I cooked delicious food at home.

Li: I can't stand it, son. Come back early. Your mother cooked delicious food for you.

Xing Wu: Brother, I have been sent to Singapore by my father now. It's your turn to wait for me, 5555

Huangdi: What's wrong? I made up with Wheeler a long time ago. You are too late.

Wheeler: I think you are more stupid than your competitors.

Wang Ye: Aunt Wu, you don't want June Wu?

Guan: Kung Fu, I have always regarded you as my younger brother.

Corn: I'm in Xinjiang now. Congratulations on the game. Unfortunately, I can't go back.

You know, I just finished playing the game, but I want to celebrate with Xiang. Be good, we will be together tomorrow.

June Wu: OK, OK, I'll be right there.

Zhao Fan: I know I am more handsome than Wu Jun.

Liu Xin: Yi, you still understand me.

Zhang Jianbo: What? Old place? I don't have the same place as you, do I?

Tan Jiexi: Wushu, we should keep a low profile. Although I am good to you at ordinary times, neither can you.

Sean: Have you been in love with * * for a long time?

..... Wu Yi sent a short message and received numerous replies. Feel very strange

See a few reply martial arts, and press the phone to reply:

Mu Yi: Mom, I won't go back tonight. I want to celebrate with Yu Jun.

Li: I've already told my mother that I won't go back, so it's just you two.

Xing Wu: Mom and Dad can enjoy themselves if you are not at home, haha.

Huangdi: I don't understand what you said.

Wheeler: My mother said I was more sensible than after the game.

Wang Ye: Who said that? Don't play tricks on Jun Yu.

I have always regarded you as my brother.

Corn: You don't have to come back, just stay here.

Well Lee: Oh, see you tomorrow.

Wu Junru: Well, I'll wait for you and say that as soon as I send you a text message, I'll hear from many people.

Zhao Fan: Brother Fan, long time no see, you are still so narcissistic.

Liu Xin: What? What do I know about you?

Zhang Jianbo: (Wondering, does he have perspective eyes? How do you know the message I sent to Yu Jun)

Tan Jiexi: You are so kind to me. what can I do?

Sean: I only have Wu Juner in my heart! ! ! Forget it.

..... Everyone received a text message from the martial arts. ....

Other people who don't understand have replied (people who have more phone bills are just different)

Art mother: if you have a daughter-in-law, you will forget your mother.

Li: My son is really getting more and more sensible.

Xing Wu: (The child's phone bill is too small to pay)

Huangdi: I just asked what you said.

Wheeler: (speechless)

Wang Ye: (uncertainly) ...)

Test tube: Well, that's good.

Corn: Children nowadays are too fickle.

Well Lee: Hmm ~ Don't send it, be careful, be careful of my fragrance.

Wu Junru: Are they going to take my little artwork? I'll be right there. Give me a kiss when I get there.

Zhao Fan: (speechless)

Liu Xin: Understand that I love your heart.

Zhang Jianbo: (Eating snacks)

Tan Jiexi: You know, I have Dandan.

Sean: I am weak, too.

..... Wu Yi received several more replies, and he directly replied and gave June Wu a reply. ...

Because I only read June Wu's reply, I only replied: OK, OK ~ Everyone is your helper.

(I don't know why, compared with the martial arts after the game, the spirit is particularly trance, and I am going to send it again. )

Art mother: I gave birth to you, but whose is not mine?

Li: My son has become more and more disgusting recently. ....

Xing Wu: Brother, I have no phone bill. Don't send it

Huangdi: I'm with Wheeler now. Don't let him see me.

Wheeler: When did you become mine?

Wang Ye: I know Yi likes joking. I wouldn't blame you just now.

Tube: nowadays, children, the whole text message can make people get goose bumps (goose bumps fall all over the floor)

Corn: well, I'll take you home next time. It's justified.

Well Lee: (Stared at by Sean, afraid to read the text message)

Wu: (on the way)

Zhao Fan: My charm is everywhere.

Liu Xin: Well, I know you.

Zhang Jianbo: I don't want you. I want snacks. Can you change them?

Tan Jiexi: Don't defile my reputation. If you show it to Sister Dandan, we will never see it again.

Sean: (staring at Li Weizhong)

..... Wu Yi received several replies, all of which happened to be boring. He picked up his mobile phone and replied one by one (thinking: why are these people so excited? )

Art mother: (thinking: That message was sent wrong? How can I send it to my mother? )

All other information, once again, was encoded and sent to Yu Jun: Dear, I just sent a short message to my mother by mistake. Hey ~ ~ How long will you be here? I'll wait for you at the door (send it again).

..... Everyone received a text message from the martial arts.

Mu Yi: Son, do you really don't know your mother? How many mothers do you have?

Li: What did you send? Also, I warn you again, don't seduce your father.

Xing Wu: (default ...)

Huangdi: Door? Which door?

Wheeler: Here comes the Yellow Emperor. Go home first. Don't catch cold. I'll come later.

Wang Ye: Your door? I'll be right there.

C: Too long? Miss me crazy? I've never been so confident.

Corn Ti: At the door? I'll wait for me right away, but it's only two hours at the earliest by plane. Go and have a look first.

No, I'm with Xiang now. Why don't you wait?

Wu Junru: (still on the way)

Zhao Fan: I'll come as soon as my second hair in the third row is arranged.

Liu Xin: Don't miss me too much. Now I'm thinking about new ideas.

Zhang Jianbo: Did you buy anything to eat? I'm coming.

Tan Jiexi: Stop it! ! ! ! !

Sean: (I didn't hear it at all, Gu He ...)

..... An artist standing at the door is equal to a gentleman, forgetting to take out his mobile phone (in the room).

Half an hour passed, and Wu didn't show up in June. Wu Yi touched it and found that the mobile phone was gone. He went back to his room to pick it up and found several short messages. Because I was in a bad mood, I wanted to send a mass message: Stop it ~ ~ ~ Don't bother me (I didn't expect it to become a single message to Yu Jun), so the tragedy happened.

Wu Junru: You, you, you, I changed the announcement time for you, and you actually ... (pressed the group button because of tears)

... everyone thought it was martial arts again, but it was Wu in June. ...

Fish: What's the matter, dear son?

Yu fu: ditto

Huangdi: Jun Yu, is your martial arts over? Ray and I have been disturbed by you several times. What else do you want?

Wheeler: Wu Junru, don't try to win my sympathy.

Wang Ye: I'm so touched. Where are you? I don't want martial arts I will come to you.

Guan: Yu Jun, what happened to you and Wushu these two days?

Corn mention: (on the plane, turn it off)

Well Lee: Little goldfish, you and Wushu sing together, right?

Martial arts: (Yu Jun was infected by Wu Junwu when he was asleep and became very lazy)

Zhao Fan: Forget it, you'd better inform. I'm still fixing my hair.

Liu Xin: I'm in a hurry, too. I won't change it for you, haha.

Zhang Jianbo: Little goldfish, are you going to invite me to dinner? I'll be right there. Don't be sad. Don't tell me earlier. Wait for me at home.

Tan Jiexi: Just now it was martial arts, and now it's Wu Junru. You two were sent by Dandan to test my graduate students, right?

Sean: You sing with martial arts (you and Young-Jin Lee are a couple, and you know it).

..... Wu Qi continued to shed tears. ....

When June Wu came home, he took out his mobile phone. In anger, he didn't see the message of the martial arts. He can't think of anything else He sent another short message (it is the age of short messages): I am at home, you will arrive in half an hour, or we will be finished. (Tears haven't dried yet, press the group send button again)

Fish eye: Good boy, how dare you talk to your mother like that? I'm in Chengdu now, half an hour? Son, are you drunk?

Yu Fu: I didn't send it myself when I saw that it was from my mother (mainly because of poor typing).

Huangdi: OK, OK, have fun, and you won't bother me in the future.

Wheeler: (Huangdi XX wins)

Wang Ye: OK, OK, I'll come right away (only to find that Yu Jun's information seems to have been returned to Wang Ye ...).

Jun Yu, please, you can't force feelings.

Corn mention: (on the plane, turn it off)

Well Lee: I think we should just be friends. Xiang is nearby now, so I will come to see you tomorrow.

Wushu: Yu Jun, I just woke up. I'm coming now. Don't do anything stupid.

Zhao Fan: I'm packed. I am on my way.

Liu Xin: (in the notice ..)

Zhang Jianbo: Oh, what did you buy? I am almost there.

Tan Jiexi: Jun Yu, I'll call Wu Yi right away. Don't do anything stupid.

Sean: (I think my cell phone was too noisy and I threw it in the trash)

..... Some people are running towards Yu Jun's house. ....

6 1 building

Said they rushed to Jun Yu's house.

Wang Ye: Yu Jun, I'm coming.

Zhao Fan: Yu Jun, what's wrong with you?

Zhang Jianbo: Yu Jun, what did you buy me?

Tan Jiexi: I can't get through to Wushu. I came by myself. Are you okay?

Kung Fu: Honey, I'm back.

After watching so many people,

Jun Yu died, and I was in a hurry to go back, so many people, hum! (Kung Fu is used up)

...... "Eh, filial piety." Junyu pushed the crowd away and ran out. ....

Looking for a long time but not finding Yu Jun, I immediately picked up the phone and sent another text message:

~ Honey, I was wrong. Please come back. I was going to call so many people. They came by themselves. I'll wait for you at XX Hotel ~

(Don't send it to the masses, you shouldn't send it to the masses. )

Current time: 2 am

Fishmeal: Son of a bitch, whose JQ are you with? I will come tomorrow to see what's wrong with you recently! !

Yu Fu: (sleepy)

Huangdi: Wu Qiong, what are you going to do to let me go? midnight

Wheeler: I fell asleep. You can sleep there first. See you tomorrow morning.

Wang Ye: No wonder I said that Yu Jun called many people. Wait for me. I'll be right there.

Tube: The short message you sent has been confiscated by Mobile. Thank you for sending it.

Corn Ti: ok, I just got off the plane. I'll be right there.

Well Lee: It's so late. Why are you still outside? Xiang and I are in H. Stop fooling around and see you tomorrow.

Kung fu: OK, I'll come to you and explain it to you.

Zhao Fan: It's good to know your mistake, but I'm at home now and I won't come out. My hair was messed up again today, alas.

Liu Xin: (Continue rehearsing)

Zhang Jianbo: (asleep)

Tan Jiexi: Didn't your artwork just arrive? What else can I do?

Sean: (with Well Lee H ...)

... someone ran to the XX hotel again, and my mother was packing. ...

One night, none of the people who said they were going to XX Hotel stood me up. So, Jun Yu didn't know this situation, but he still left everyone to have a rest there, so Xiaoyi naturally didn't happen.

... someone ran to the XX hotel again, and my mother was packing. ...

One night, none of the people who said they were going to XX Hotel stood me up. So, Jun Yu didn't know this situation, but he still left everyone to have a rest there, so Xiaoyi naturally didn't happen.

The next morning, Yumu boarded the plane and arrived at the XX Hotel in Jun Yu three hours later.

"Knock, knock ~" for a minute, nothing happened. ~ "Knock, knock, knock" For another minute, nothing happened.

The feeling be nasty under, picked up the phone and dialed the telephone of Qi Chen.

"hello?"

Son, what are you doing? "

"Sleep"

"Where to sleep?"

"home"

My mother hung up the phone,

"Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock.

"Come, come. Who is it? " Jun Yu heard a knock at the door and got up to open it.

"Who are you?" Obviously, Yu Jun and his gang were still asleep when they woke up.

My mother smiled at him.

For a long time, "ah ~ mom"

My mother picked up Jun Yu's ear. "You little rabbit, you forget your mother when you become famous."

"Aye aye, no, no, no, I was wrong. I just didn't see it clearly. "

My mother was ready to go in, and Qi Chen remembered that Wu still had a bunch of people in it.

"Mom, long time no see, let's go out and get something to eat."

At this time, martial arts woke up. He looked at Yu Jun standing at the door and asked, "Yu Jun, what are you doing?"

My mother pushed Jun Yu away and came in.

"God ~ my heart .." My mother almost fainted.

When my mother went in, she only saw two beds with several naked men lying on them.

"Wu, your mother, I gave birth to you to raise you for so many years, and there is no credit and hard work. How can you repay me like this? "

My mother wants to cry without tears.

"Aunt, it's not what you think. What you see is not true. " Kung fu quickly helped explain.

"What, it's not what I think. This is what I saw. Why is my life so bitter? " My mother kept crying. "Aunt, we got together after the game yesterday. I didn't expect to come after drinking too much." Wang Ye explained.

"Still drinking, isn't that doing more unknown things, wow."

"Forget it, you can think what you like. Anyway, we are all innocent." Qi Chen seems a little helpless to Wu.

"You, you, you dare to say that I raised you for nothing after doing such a good thing."

Tan Jiexi had a brainwave. "Hey, aunt, we have to change clothes, but how can we change when you are here? Right? "

"Uh-huh, ok, aunt, you go back first." They answered.

"You still change clothes together, my God!"

Mom, you go back first and I'll explain it to you later. "

"Where am I going?"

"Didn't you live in Changsha with your father for a period of time? If you go there again, I'll come to you later. "

"Hey ~ ~ you, you" My mother looked at them with strange eyes and then went out.

"Hoo ~" They breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's all you. You hurt me and Ipoh. My mother misunderstood me, so you went out."

They were kicked out of "what, little goldfish, you called me". Everyone said with one voice. Unfortunately, June Wu had closed the door and they went down with a sleepy face.

There are only two people left in the room, Wu Yi and Wu Qiong.

They are discussing how to explain to Fishes.

At noon, a restaurant. Jun Yu, Wu Yi, Fishes.

(Introduce the time, place and people)

"Go ahead. How do you explain it? " My mother asked seriously.

After Jun Yu and Wu Yi looked at each other, Jun Yu spoke.

After Jun Yu and Wu Yi looked at each other, Jun Yu spoke.

"Mom, those people yesterday, except me and Xiaoyi, all came uninvited."

"That's not what I asked."

Jung-woo looked at the fish eye in confusion.

"Since they are all with Xiaoyi, why didn't you tell me?" My mother's serious expression is slightly relaxed.

Kung fu busy openings "aunt, no ... we ..."

"Now that my mother already knows, I won't say much. We really love each other. "

My mother smiled at martial arts.

"Martial arts, you have to help me take good care of Yu Jun.. He still tolerates him like a child. "

"eh? I will. " Wu Yi didn't expect the fish to react like this.

"Thank you, then I won't bother you. Come back and see me and your dad when you are free. " Fishmeal got up and walked out of the restaurant.

Jun Yu and Wu Yi looked at each other again and smiled happily.