How to spoof my husband and spoof my husband's wife's short message?

1. When the husband shows signs of not coming home at night, he can wash all his clothes, including underwear, socks, shoes and all his clothes. Take the clothes out of the basin to dry before going out, apologize and tell him that you can stay at home with him.

When your husband is spending money recklessly, you can secretly transfer his bank deposit to your own name and find an opportunity to take all his cash away. When your husband has any objection, you can throw the bank card in front of him and tell him that you don't care about the account from today.

4. When a girl is found to have sent ambiguous messages on her husband's mobile phone, she can send a lot of yellow and abnormal messages to her while her husband is away, and then delete them from her husband's mobile phone.

5. I found that my husband suddenly became beautiful, from the inside out. You can go to great lengths to let him go shopping with you and buy back all the things you usually like, because it is too expensive. The total value should be more than ten times that of her husband. Let him know that beauty comes at a price.

6. If your husband doesn't want to quit smoking, you can buy him a lot of cigarettes and medical books and tell him that smoking affects sexual function in his smoking life.

7. When a husband goes to the streets to see beautiful women, he can add a small amount of sleeping pills to dinner. When he is asleep, fix his hands and feet on the bed or chair. After waking up, she danced in front of her husband in sexy underwear. Announce to him that you are going to bed at the most critical moment.

8. If you find your husband has betrayed, you can coax him home and castrate him for half a month if necessary.

9. Laxatives can be added according to your anger. If the pills are too obvious, you can go to the drugstore to buy rhubarb and leaves to soak in water, and then add them to the rice. Fan leaves can also be used to make tea instead of tea. . . . .

10. After quarreling with your husband, you can put down your face and forgive him and tell him that he is the head of the family and listen to him. Prepare a hearty breakfast the next morning and add laxatives to it.

Funny text messages between husband and wife

When my wife is here, answering a girl's phone should be like this: Please, Lao Zhang! Pretend to be a sissy so I can't hear you? Stop bothering me and call me again, or I'll call the police and ask you to call X!

The wife asked her husband: Will we break up in the future? Husband said: no, if we break up, who will be more hurt? Face.

Wife: If I cut this hairstyle, will it be ugly? Husband: No! Wife: Really? Husband: Yes! Your ugliness has nothing to do with your hairstyle.

Wife: Remember in February, you said that you and Lao Wang went fishing for carp? Husband: Of course I remember. Wife: A carp called just now and said that you have become a father.

Wife: Is the shredded pork delicious? Husband: Not bad. Wife: What about the fish? Husband: Just so-so. Wife: Can't you say a good word? Husband: It's so hot!