Requesting super invincible funny jokes

1. There was a man who ate in a restaurant and found that he had forgotten his money after eating, so he put the bill on the counter.

The cashier saw it and shouted to him: Sir, your bill! The man turned his head and smiled: It's your bill...

2. There was a man and a woman sitting at the same table. The man said to others: "My tablemate is a pig!"

He After hearing this, his deskmate kicked him and said, "Your deskmate is a pig!"

3. I went to visit my senior sister's house and saw her cute little baby playing on the bed.

The little guy was riding on a big pillow, holding the corners of the pillow with both hands, and shouted happily: "Drive! Drive!"

I deliberately teased him: "Handsome guy "What kind of horse are you riding today?"

I deliberately teased him: "Handsome boy, what kind of horse are you riding today?"

The doll rolled his eyes at me and said loudly: "You're stupid, I'm riding a pillow!"

4. Xiaoli, a first-year primary school student, took a new schoolbag home.

She said to her mother: "This is the prize the teacher gave me."

My mother asked Xiaoli: "Why did I give you the prize?"

Xiaoli said: "Because the teacher asked how many legs a horse has, I said five."

"But a horse only has four legs." Mom said.

Xiao Li said, "I know. But other students said that horses have six legs, and I am the one closest to the correct answer."

5. I envy two kinds of women: 1. He is the kind of person who is very cool, walks with style, does his own business and is a thief, and is not cool with anyone.

One kind is Jiao Didi who can act like a spoiled child, and anyone who sees her will want to risk their lives to protect her.

It just so happens that I am stuck in the middle. I am neither awesome nor coquettish, but I am still stubborn all day long!